10-19-2021, 10:26 PM
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BILLS BULLSHIT
Bill’s Bullshit is a daily journal of William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive’s life in which he vents about the things in his daily life that cause him some irritations or annoyances. Once a day he will write about these things in hopes of getting his anger out on pages instead of the football field.
10/01/21
Entry 9:
Today started out like any other game day. I woke up earlier than normal, although I felt I didn’t really sleep at all due to the excitement. Anyways I went to eat at my favorite diner for a pregame meal as I usually do. Already expecting me, the host at the restaurant greeted me and showed me to my usual table which they specially reserve for me every game day. Except this day as the host was walking me over to my usual table, I notice she makes a left turn instead of the usual right turn towards one of the tables by the window. I peek over and notice that there is someone sitting at my table. To my surprise I recognized who it was, my friend Bender Rodriguez. I call out to him and I guess he didn’t hear me as he continued on with his conversation. I couldn’t tell whom he was speaking too as they were faced away from me, so I decided to walk over to their table despite the resistance I was met with by the restaurant host. She told me that she was sorry, but hat she couldn’t let me disturb the owner of the restaurant while he was having an important meeting. I couldn’t believe it, I was in utter shock! It turns out that Bender was meeting with the owner of the restaurant in order to discuss buying the restaurant from the owner. From the looks of it, it appeared as if the meeting was going well because they were both smiling and laughing. What could Bender possibly want with this place? I’ve never once in my life seen him eat here or even mention it. Was I dreaming? I walked back over to my table at the request of the host and sat down. As soon as I sat down, I waited for the server to take my order. I looked over again and saw that Bender and the owner were getting up from their table and heading out. As soon as I saw the next server walking by, I got their attention and asked if I could possibly move over to my usual table. I was in utter shock when I heard her response. She told me that not only could I not ever sit at that table again, but that I had been banned from every single table at the restaurant except the one nearest the bathrooms. In fact, it was so close that every time the bathroom door opened, it banged against the person sitting at that table. I was so hungry I had no choice but to sit at that table. As soon as I ordered my food, I noticed Bender reenter the restaurant. He went into the bathroom and stayed in there a while. I could hear his constant wailing and moaning as he was crapping. The smell was so bad I was about to vomit. Right in that instance, the server brought out my favorite plate and I threw up instantly. I went to the game hungry that day and don’t think I’ll ever return to that restaurant.
Bill’s Bullshit is a daily journal of William Fontaine de La Tour Dauterive’s life in which he vents about the things in his daily life that cause him some irritations or annoyances. Once a day he will write about these things in hopes of getting his anger out on pages instead of the football field.
10/01/21
Entry 9:
Today started out like any other game day. I woke up earlier than normal, although I felt I didn’t really sleep at all due to the excitement. Anyways I went to eat at my favorite diner for a pregame meal as I usually do. Already expecting me, the host at the restaurant greeted me and showed me to my usual table which they specially reserve for me every game day. Except this day as the host was walking me over to my usual table, I notice she makes a left turn instead of the usual right turn towards one of the tables by the window. I peek over and notice that there is someone sitting at my table. To my surprise I recognized who it was, my friend Bender Rodriguez. I call out to him and I guess he didn’t hear me as he continued on with his conversation. I couldn’t tell whom he was speaking too as they were faced away from me, so I decided to walk over to their table despite the resistance I was met with by the restaurant host. She told me that she was sorry, but hat she couldn’t let me disturb the owner of the restaurant while he was having an important meeting. I couldn’t believe it, I was in utter shock! It turns out that Bender was meeting with the owner of the restaurant in order to discuss buying the restaurant from the owner. From the looks of it, it appeared as if the meeting was going well because they were both smiling and laughing. What could Bender possibly want with this place? I’ve never once in my life seen him eat here or even mention it. Was I dreaming? I walked back over to my table at the request of the host and sat down. As soon as I sat down, I waited for the server to take my order. I looked over again and saw that Bender and the owner were getting up from their table and heading out. As soon as I saw the next server walking by, I got their attention and asked if I could possibly move over to my usual table. I was in utter shock when I heard her response. She told me that not only could I not ever sit at that table again, but that I had been banned from every single table at the restaurant except the one nearest the bathrooms. In fact, it was so close that every time the bathroom door opened, it banged against the person sitting at that table. I was so hungry I had no choice but to sit at that table. As soon as I ordered my food, I noticed Bender reenter the restaurant. He went into the bathroom and stayed in there a while. I could hear his constant wailing and moaning as he was crapping. The smell was so bad I was about to vomit. Right in that instance, the server brought out my favorite plate and I threw up instantly. I went to the game hungry that day and don’t think I’ll ever return to that restaurant.
“My name is Dauterive comma Bill, I am also insane.”
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