*Ruckus Rankings - End of Season Review

[ghostfacethrilla]

Regular season is sooooo over bruh and now the playoffs begin. Let’s see where the DSFL teams rank now after all the games are donezo.

Portland Pythons (10-4)
GMs: Tha Overlord (pdxballer) and Bittah Specialist (JohnWachter)
Can you say 10-4 good buddy?!? Pythons closed out the season with a 6 game win streak to prove to the haters and naysayers and master debaters that our 0-2 start was slow and you never fuckin’ count out Tha Overlord when it comes to gameplanning and drafting. Pythons have the league’s best all around offensive game with Roenick and the Python offensive trinity (Aaron, Storm, McPoyal) along with the best runningback in the DSFL with Borro Gore leading the pack of backs with the most touchdown attacks. Pythons are red hot now and have home field advantage for all of the players. #WeGoinBack2Back and it’s as simple as that.

Palm Beach Solar Bears (8-5-1)
GM: Midnight Madman (PoloPro)
Solar Bears shut the front door on Tijuana in week 13 in an absolute slaughter as Asipi Jr. choked with 70 yards on 9 catches. The Bears take the best record in the West with 8-5-1 and have brutalized their division with questionable strategies. By now, most teams should have caught to them so I’m puzzled as to why the fuck they haven’t since Fuller stopped playing after week 8. The Madman might lead the first robo team to the playoffs. God save us all…

Tijuana Luchadores (7-6-1)
GMs: Shriekin’ Knight (PaytonM34) and Smilin’ Leader (jaskins811)
I still stand by #DefenseWinsChampionships because Tijuana wouldn’t even be up here with a 7-6-1 without their fuckin’ beastmode linebackers, Mills and Enchant. Both LBs balled the fuck out against San Antonio on the road to prove their place in the playoffs. Losing against the Solar Bears in a shut out sucks though and they won’t have homefield advantage over the Bears so they’ll have to gameplan better if they hope to win and not get shut out again like they did in week 13. Maybe Asipi will get it together and learn how to be a real quarterback instead of dicking around with dumb stats because he’s supposedly ‘position switching’. Way to be a team player, bruh.

San Antonio Marshals (6-8)
GMs: Crazy Knight (run_cmc) and Scratchin’ Magician (Roly)
Mike Vick actually had a decent game against Tijuana in their critical West division game. The Vickman had 24/34 completions over attempts for 193 yards and 1 touchdown so I’d say he did fuckin’ alright against a good defensive team. Unfortunately for the Marshals their playoff dreams die this season and they go from being a consistent playoff team to missing out for the first time since the DSFL began. The Marshals couldn’t make up for the weaknesses in their new quarterback who was picked up so late in the season. Marshals will come back strong though next season if Vick remains consistent in training. #NextSeasonMaybe

Norfolk Seawolves (6-8)
GM: X-cessive Destroyer (jparks98)
That looks like a fuckin’ appropriate record for a bot team. They got some good games here and there and went off against some big teams, but ended up making the playoffs in a division with little to no competition. Without the Crazy Knight there to gameplan, I hope the Pythons can walk into the Ultimini without much fuss. They lost at home against the Coyotes in a surprising game, but almost walked out with a win against the Pythons so I’m not happy about that. Norfolk will be on the road again to face Portland for the Eastern conference finals.

Kansas City (Kansas City) Coyotes (4-10)
GMs: Dynamic Hunter (AzhekAhriman) and Insane Knight (124715)
It was a big fuckin’ surprise that the Coyotes managed to hang in there and not get shut out by the Solar Bears in week 14. As you know, Kansas City is near and dear to my heart so I’m glad they are doing better and shows you how fuckin’ incompetent another GM not named Insane Knight was. They got their first road win against Norfolk in week 13 and didn’t do too bad against the most OP team in the DSFL. #ScaryDawgs

Alrighty then! Good luck to all the teams in the playoffs! I’m out for a few weeks since I’ll be on vacation and road tripping all over the US. I should be back early February and probably won’t be too active on the site since I’ll be seeing the sights and eatin’ all the good fuckin’ foods.
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[DeathOnReddit]

Im a gm buddy. I gotta be a team player for the big leagues. And I did just put my last update into qb stats because we made playoffs.

[jparks98]

Lol I'm keeping X-cessive Destroyer