Yesterday on April Fool’s Day, I posted this in the retirement section. It was meant to be a funny post and in no way did I mean any harm on the league or on head office. However, this lame April Fool’s joke spiraled into an insane shit-storm the likes of which I never thought possible. The entire league has been talking about this and it’s brought unnecessary drama. Again, this was never my intention and it’s clear that this simple joke has turned into anything but.
Number one; I want to say I’m sorry, specifically to HO. I’m sure you guys have been getting bombarded all day long with shit being thrown at you from all angles. You guys have a tough job and piling on this unnecessary drama doesn’t help at all. HO does an excellent job at keeping this league running and it truly shows.
Number two; I once again would like to apologize, this time to the league. While some people enjoy the drama that this causes, I, and many others don’t. It causes stupid arguments and ruins the fun of socializing with your leaguemates. It’s insensitive of me to cause all of this because of a stupid April Fool’s joke, and I should have just held back.
Finally, I want to say that I never meant to retire and I meant for all this to once again be an April Fool’s joke. I sincerely apologize for any confusion and all of the ensuing mayhem this has caused. I’m hoping this can be settled quickly so that we can leave this in the past. I love being a part of this league and I’m blessed to have made so many great friends via the NSFL. I know I might be toxic, but this is beyond my trash talk and banter and I never meant for any of this to happen. I hope you all understand.
(I would have posted this sooner, but I wanted to wait for this God forsaken April Fools to end before doing so. That way people would take this seriously.)
Number one; I want to say I’m sorry, specifically to HO. I’m sure you guys have been getting bombarded all day long with shit being thrown at you from all angles. You guys have a tough job and piling on this unnecessary drama doesn’t help at all. HO does an excellent job at keeping this league running and it truly shows.
Number two; I once again would like to apologize, this time to the league. While some people enjoy the drama that this causes, I, and many others don’t. It causes stupid arguments and ruins the fun of socializing with your leaguemates. It’s insensitive of me to cause all of this because of a stupid April Fool’s joke, and I should have just held back.
Finally, I want to say that I never meant to retire and I meant for all this to once again be an April Fool’s joke. I sincerely apologize for any confusion and all of the ensuing mayhem this has caused. I’m hoping this can be settled quickly so that we can leave this in the past. I love being a part of this league and I’m blessed to have made so many great friends via the NSFL. I know I might be toxic, but this is beyond my trash talk and banter and I never meant for any of this to happen. I hope you all understand.
(I would have posted this sooner, but I wanted to wait for this God forsaken April Fools to end before doing so. That way people would take this seriously.)
[OPTION]Height: 5'10
[OPTION]Weight: 230
[OPTION]Birthplace: Pahokee, FL
[OPTION]Number: 28
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[OPTION]Regular Season Stats
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[OPTION]DSFL
[OPTION]SA S8: 1222 Yards | 264 Att | 15 TDs || 81 Yards | 14 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]SA S9: 1665 Yards | 331 Att | 13 TDs || 92 Yards | 13 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]NSFL
[OPTION]PHI S10: 1902 Yards | 452 Att | 7 TDs || 33 Yards | 6 Rec | 0 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S11: 1571 Yards | 365 Att | 15 TDs || 290 Yards | 52 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S12: 1555 Yards | 375 Att | 15 TDs || 237 Yards | 30 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S13: 1510 Yards | 318 Att | 14 TDs || 366 Yards | 39 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S14: 1578 Yards | 368 Att | 16 TDs || 479 Yards | 62 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S15: 1577 Yards | 350 Att | 14 TDs || 450 Yards | 59 Rec | 4 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S16: 1172 Yards | 260 Att | 13 TDs || 237 Yards | 31 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S17: 897 Yards | 215 Att | 5 TDs || 212 Yards | 35 Rec | 2 TDs
[OPTION]CHI S18: 825 Yards | 196 Att | 4 TDs || 752 Yards | 61 Rec | 1 TDs
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[OPTION]Playoff Stats
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[OPTION]DSFL
[OPTION]SA S8: 145 Yards | 25 Att | 0 TDs || 4 Yards | 2 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]SA S9: 71 Yards | 18 Att | 1 TDs || 15 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]NSFL
[OPTION]PHI S12: 136 Yards | 30 Att | 0 TDs || 27 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]PHI S13: 93 Yards | 17 Att | 1 TDs || 4 Yards | 1 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S14: 127 Yards | 25 Att | 2 TDs || 21 Yards | 3 Catches | 0 TDs
[OPTION]BAL S15: 212 Yards | 47 Att | 2 TDS || 64 Yards | 5 Catches | 1 TDs
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[OPTION]Trophy Case/Achievements
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[OPTION]Records:
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Yards In A Single Season (1902) (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Attempts In A Single Season (452) (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Rushing Yards Of All Time (12587)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Yards From Scrimmage Of All Time (15643)
[OPTION]Awards:
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S8)
[OPTION]DSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S9)
[OPTION]NSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Offensive Player Of The Year (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S12)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S14)
[OPTION]NSFL Runningback Of The Year (S15)
[OPTION]NSFL Most Valuable Player (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S10)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S11)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S12)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S13)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S14)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S15)
[OPTION]NSFL Pro Bowl RB (S16)
[OPTION]NSFL Hall of Fame Inductee (S22)
[OPTION]Other:
[OPTION]Drafted 9th Overall In The S8 DSFL Draft To The San Antonio Marshals
[OPTION]Drafted 3rd Overall In The S9 NSFL Draft To The Philadelphia
Liberty