*Tijuana Luchadore Thudd Kassel reports to camp

~~Dylandeluxe~~ · (This post was last modified: 10-29-2019, 09:35 AM by goodvsevil1275.)

*Thudd walks up to the podium wearing his new practice 55 jersey, biceps glistening with sweat in the sweet sun's embrace. He picks up the water bottle at the podium and chugs it till its gone, wiping his mouth off with the back of his forearm*

Alright what can I do for you gentlefolk today?

Lamp:

Quote:What are your least favorite, and most favorite OL units you are looking forward to face this season?

TK:
I am very much looking forward to playing Norfolk. Their O-line is shaping up nicely like swiss cheese. It will be nice to finally end that old man Fascist GM Plant Gimmy.
The least favorite I am looking forward to playing is Norfolk. I think they might charge me with attempted murder with what I am going to do to Gimmy.

goodfortunecoffee:

Quote:
What are your least favorite, and most favorite OL units you are looking forward to face this season?

TK: I am usually watching film on my opponent until about 30 minutes before we take the field for warm ups.
Once we come in from warm-ups I have a empty water bottle full of smelling salts that I take a big rip from. Gets the BLOOD GOING WOOOH. Sorry just thinking about game time gets me hype.

Hallmonitor_20:

Quote:How have you been enjoying your new teammates? Who's really stood out to you so far?

How are you adjusting to the climate in Mexico?

Could 2 dittos transform into people and make a live human baby?

TK:
1) Fuzzy, Junior Lopez, Wayne, and Zach Bailey have all been guys that hit the weight room with me everyday.
Really the entire defensive unit has stood out in practice. The DSFL isn't ready for Area 51

2)It's not too much different than Dallas. Maybe a little bit more humid. Women just as pretty.

3)Well seeing as Ditto's perfectly replicate their targets DNA, the science says yes.

lamp_wizard · 08-23-2019, 05:43 PM

What are your least favorite, and most favorite OL units you are looking forward to face this season?

goodfortunecoffee · 08-23-2019, 09:04 PM

What sort of pre-game rituals do you have, if any?

Hallmonitor_20 · 08-23-2019, 09:27 PM

How have you been enjoying your new teammates? Who's really stood out to you so far?

How are you adjusting to the climate in Mexico?

Could 2 dittos transform into people and make a live human baby?

~~Dylandeluxe~~ · 08-24-2019, 10:17 AM

(08-23-2019, 04:43 PM)lamp_wizard Wrote:What are your least favorite, and most favorite OL units you are looking forward to face this season?

I am very much looking forward to playing Norfolk. Their O-line is shaping up nicely like swiss cheese. It will be nice to finally end that old man Fascist GM Plant Gimmy.
The least favorite I am looking forward to playing is Norfolk. I think they might charge me with attempted murder with what I am going to do to Gimmy.

~~Dylandeluxe~~ · 08-24-2019, 10:21 AM

(08-23-2019, 08:04 PM)goodfortunecoffee Wrote:What sort of pre-game rituals do you have, if any?

I am usually watching film on my opponent until about 30 minutes before we take the field for warm ups.
Once we come in from warm-ups I have a empty water bottle full of smelling salts that I take a big rip from. Gets the BLOOD GOING WOOOH. Sorry just thinking about game time gets me hype.

~~Dylandeluxe~~ · 08-24-2019, 10:30 AM

(08-23-2019, 08:27 PM)Hallmonitor_20 Wrote:How have you been enjoying your new teammates? Who's really stood out to you so far?

How are you adjusting to the climate in Mexico?

Could 2 dittos transform into people and make a live human baby?

1) Fuzzy, Junior Lopez, Wayne, and Zach Bailey have all been guys that hit the weight room with me everyday.
Really the entire defensive unit has stood out in practice. The DSFL isn't ready for Area 51

2)It's not too much different than Dallas. Maybe a little bit more humid. Women just as pretty.

3)Well seeing as Ditto's perfectly replicate their targets DNA, the science says yes.