08-28-2019, 08:33 PM
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THE BOOK OF GIMMY
By S15 Gang
Written and Directed by Baron1898
Produced by Baron1898, Eco, ScorpXCracker, TomHanks, Upper Net, and ValorX77
Cast of Characters
Ronald St. James III (TomHanks) - A central prophet of the Church of Gimmy. Arrives in Rookiesa to convert the natives.
Mister Big Chest (Upper Net) - The humble traveling companion to RSJ3.
Thudylan (Eco) - The savage warlord of Rookiesa.
Zachall the Jackal (ScorpXCracker) - Number two lackey of Thudylan.
Ryan (ValorX77) - Small child who goes around calling people friccin morons.
Act 1: The Gates of Rookiesa
The curtain opens on a DUSTY ROAD. The desert wind swirls all around, kicking up sand as it tumbles through the air. The soft sound of horses can be heard, drawing closer. Two travelers trudge on stage before their horses collapse from exhaustion. A sharp cry can be heard from the bigger chested man; the horse fell on his leg. RONALD ST. JAMES III turns around in exasperation as MISTER BIG CHEST clutches at the horse.
MBC: Help! Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
RSJ3: Not my fault the horse fell on you.
MBC: Dude I need help!
RSJ3: This clearly must be an act of Gimmy himself... (He paces the desert sand while MBC moans in agony.) Obviously you don’t need your feet for our pilgrimage.
MBC: (continued agony)
RSJ3: Oh look at that, a native! Hopefully he will be able to tell us where Rookiesa is!
(Enter RYAN, a small child wearing tattered clothes. He is running hard and stops when he sees MBC.)
Ryan: Why is he under the horse?
RSJ3: It was the divine will of Gimmy himself.
(MBC continues to groan. Ryan runs over and kicks MBC’s feet clean off their sockets. They go flying off the stage into the audience, where a furious WALDO begins to question his life choices.)
Ryan: Uh oh, you friccin moron. You just got GIMMYED!
RSJ3: (Supremely unconcerned with the plight of MBC, who is slowly bleeding to death) How far are we to Rookiesa, young lad?
Ryan: This IS Rookiesa. The tyrannical rule of anti-Gimmy heretics has poisoned the land and our culture! They drove out true believers and live in a small military camp half a mile away.
RSJ3: By Jarappolo, this is horrible! Clearly our services are needed more than we thought. (Using his power back skills, he rolls the horse off of MBC, who is half conscious and still bleeding.) Pip pip my companion, let’s go.
By S15 Gang
Written and Directed by Baron1898
Produced by Baron1898, Eco, ScorpXCracker, TomHanks, Upper Net, and ValorX77
Cast of Characters
Ronald St. James III (TomHanks) - A central prophet of the Church of Gimmy. Arrives in Rookiesa to convert the natives.
Mister Big Chest (Upper Net) - The humble traveling companion to RSJ3.
Thudylan (Eco) - The savage warlord of Rookiesa.
Zachall the Jackal (ScorpXCracker) - Number two lackey of Thudylan.
Ryan (ValorX77) - Small child who goes around calling people friccin morons.
Act 1: The Gates of Rookiesa
The curtain opens on a DUSTY ROAD. The desert wind swirls all around, kicking up sand as it tumbles through the air. The soft sound of horses can be heard, drawing closer. Two travelers trudge on stage before their horses collapse from exhaustion. A sharp cry can be heard from the bigger chested man; the horse fell on his leg. RONALD ST. JAMES III turns around in exasperation as MISTER BIG CHEST clutches at the horse.
MBC: Help! Help! I’ve fallen and I can’t get up!
RSJ3: Not my fault the horse fell on you.
MBC: Dude I need help!
RSJ3: This clearly must be an act of Gimmy himself... (He paces the desert sand while MBC moans in agony.) Obviously you don’t need your feet for our pilgrimage.
MBC: (continued agony)
RSJ3: Oh look at that, a native! Hopefully he will be able to tell us where Rookiesa is!
(Enter RYAN, a small child wearing tattered clothes. He is running hard and stops when he sees MBC.)
Ryan: Why is he under the horse?
RSJ3: It was the divine will of Gimmy himself.
(MBC continues to groan. Ryan runs over and kicks MBC’s feet clean off their sockets. They go flying off the stage into the audience, where a furious WALDO begins to question his life choices.)
Ryan: Uh oh, you friccin moron. You just got GIMMYED!
RSJ3: (Supremely unconcerned with the plight of MBC, who is slowly bleeding to death) How far are we to Rookiesa, young lad?
Ryan: This IS Rookiesa. The tyrannical rule of anti-Gimmy heretics has poisoned the land and our culture! They drove out true believers and live in a small military camp half a mile away.
RSJ3: By Jarappolo, this is horrible! Clearly our services are needed more than we thought. (Using his power back skills, he rolls the horse off of MBC, who is half conscious and still bleeding.) Pip pip my companion, let’s go.
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