*Tree Gelbman - Free Agency Presser

[Reno]

Taking any questions related to my free agency in the NSFL.

What are you looking for in a new team?

Looking for a team where I can hopefully be the TE1, but I'm willing to split time if that doesn't materialize. I've got 102 TPE in the bank to use to help develop myself once I'm finally in the NSFL and I'm not afraid to use it.

Open to playing other positions outside TE?

I'd prefer to stick with Tight End if possible as we are the underappreciated cornerstones of the offense, but if a team really wants to me to move to something along the offensive side of the ball (say RB or WR) I'll definitely be open to discussing a swap.

Pancakes or waffles?

Pancakes for blocks, waffles for breakfast.

Who was your favourite coordinator to play under and why was it Matty?

My favorite coordinator to play under was Matty because he smells nice and doesn't bully my colorblind ass during RISK.

Thoughts on teams running 3-4?

3-4 more like what a bore got em. Also I'm pretty sure you need a LB to run 3-4 and in terms of linebackers, we have none.

Will it be a requirement in your Free Agency talks that the team provides you with a cereal locker like the one you possessed in Kansas City?

The cereal locker is mandatory, you've seen what happens when the cereal is not provided and you know about the paperwork and lawyer expenses that came from those alleged charges.

Have you ever had inappropriate relations with your former GM Starboy?

Inappropriate? No way. The only relations we had were GM to Player, or RISK commander to RISK commander. Starclown is a great guy and Kansas City will miss him dearly.

What kind of team are you hoping to play for? A contender, a rebuilding team, or one of the new expansion franchises?

I don't actually have a serious preference off the bat. While a contender would be nice it's more about what I determine the best locker room for me is. I want something relaxed that wants to try and win but isn't going to go overboard with trying to force it and create drama

What would you say ya do here?

I catch ball, I eat cereal, I take nap, I do sportball good and create fun

What's your favorite type of frog?

Favorite type of frog is the Goliath Frog cause he's a h*cking big boi

Can you please explain the significance of the cereal locker in more detail? Also favorite kind of cereal? Would you consider yourself a cereal killer?

The cereal locker is where I store all my cereal and where only I am allowed to go into. Under no reason is anyone to go into the cereal locker unless to restock it with my approval. This is non-negotiable. Best kind of cereal is Reese's Puffs hands down, no question. I won't answer this 3rd one without my lawyer present

Are your parents arborists? Ents? Or just people with a strong affinity for woodlands?

Mom and Dad are pretty normal people, we had some trees in the backyard they really liked. I guess my uncle being Treebeard, leader of the Ents, probably had something to do with it but I think that's just a coincidence

[Starboy]

What are you looking for in a new team?

Open to playing other positions outside TE?

Pancakes or waffles?

[Matty7478]

Who was your favourite coordinator to play under and why was it Matty?

Thoughts on teams running 3-4?

Will it be a requirement in your Free Agency talks that the team provides you with a cereal locker like the one you possessed in Kansas City?

[Reno]

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[HENDRIX 2.0]

Have you ever had inappropriate relations with your former GM Starboy?

[Memento Mori]

What kind of team are you hoping to play for? A contender, a rebuilding team, or one of the new expansion franchises?

[HalfEatenOnionBagel]

What would you say ya do here?

What's your favorite type of frog?

Can you please explain the significance of the cereal locker in more detail? Also favorite kind of cereal? Would you consider yourself a cereal killer?

Are your parents arborists? Ents? Or just people with a strong affinity for woodlands?