WHIMMY WHAM WHAM Welcome all members, fans, and babes to this short interview about the man, the mystery, the legend...Slurms McKenzie! Not much is known about this young worm as his home (the Planet Wormulon) is not known to participate or even know what football is. So how did a worm end up being picked up on waivers by the Dallas Birddogs? Why am I even writing this? Well the answer may shock you to your very core...it is this reporters fourth rookie point task!
As a wormlet on Planet Wormulon, Slurms was running drills before he even knew what they were. Long hours in the factories working beside Grunkalunkas, a species known for their prowess in songs and dance led McKenzie to be quick on his feet and well-versed in routines, routines which have almost a direct correlation to plays on the field.
But Slurms would not be laboring long. Management soon took notice of McKenzie’s ability to really “get down with his bad self” at company hootenannies. When asked for comment the chief executive Slurm Queen had to say, “We knew immediately when we saw him moving and shaking that he would be the body and soul of Slurm. Earth couldn’t resist him!” The Slurm Corporation could not resist him either and Slurms quickly found himself trapped in a corporate contract.
For the first time ever, Slurms McKenzie was tired of partying. But through an unforeseen chain of events involving an intergalactic delivery service, Super Slurm ™, and a whole lot of partying Slurms found himself free to explore and experience the world.
Immediately, McKenzie enrolled himself at Mars University where he pursued a Bachelor of Arts in Gettin’ Down. On a trip to New New York McKenzie attended a bowl game. It was a nail-biter to the last minute, concluding in Mars University gallantly driving the ball down field for an overtime victory. What ensued next would alter Slurms’ path in life. As he cast his eyes down field, McKenzie observed the largest most intense party he had ever seen. He knew that he would never rest until he experienced that party. There was only one thing that would satisfy his desires becoming an Ultimini and then Ultimus champion. Then Slurms would truly know that he could party with the best.
Until next time, this reporter and Slurms want you to know, Party on dudes!
As a wormlet on Planet Wormulon, Slurms was running drills before he even knew what they were. Long hours in the factories working beside Grunkalunkas, a species known for their prowess in songs and dance led McKenzie to be quick on his feet and well-versed in routines, routines which have almost a direct correlation to plays on the field.
But Slurms would not be laboring long. Management soon took notice of McKenzie’s ability to really “get down with his bad self” at company hootenannies. When asked for comment the chief executive Slurm Queen had to say, “We knew immediately when we saw him moving and shaking that he would be the body and soul of Slurm. Earth couldn’t resist him!” The Slurm Corporation could not resist him either and Slurms quickly found himself trapped in a corporate contract.
For the first time ever, Slurms McKenzie was tired of partying. But through an unforeseen chain of events involving an intergalactic delivery service, Super Slurm ™, and a whole lot of partying Slurms found himself free to explore and experience the world.
Immediately, McKenzie enrolled himself at Mars University where he pursued a Bachelor of Arts in Gettin’ Down. On a trip to New New York McKenzie attended a bowl game. It was a nail-biter to the last minute, concluding in Mars University gallantly driving the ball down field for an overtime victory. What ensued next would alter Slurms’ path in life. As he cast his eyes down field, McKenzie observed the largest most intense party he had ever seen. He knew that he would never rest until he experienced that party. There was only one thing that would satisfy his desires becoming an Ultimini and then Ultimus champion. Then Slurms would truly know that he could party with the best.
Until next time, this reporter and Slurms want you to know, Party on dudes!
