*An Open Letter to ISFL Scouts

[Thiath]

Hello dear reader, hello scouts. I am Thiath. Some of you of course know me, others may not. However, those of you who do know me, know one thing. There are few things in this world that I'm picky about. I've grown to accept things as they are. However, there is one thing, one tiny thing that I simply cannot accept. That of course, is the mee6 discord server assistant bot. I've managed to put up with a lot of things in my short existence on this wonderful planet earth. Even still, I did not think there could ever be a single thing in this universe or the next that was as annoying, or as unnecessary as that god forsaken discord bot. Whenever I join a new locker room and I see that bot's beedy little eyes I feel within me a rage that has not been felt since the 17th century. When everyone was looking for the slightest reason to go to war. Even that is not an accurate way to describe just how much I hate this little hellspawn. There is no word in any language, even in languages long dead. That could properly convey just how much I want this bot to be completely eviscerated from the face of the planet. If there is a hell, it involves getting a ping from an emotionless blue ball. Just when you think you're safe, he'll be there. Stalking you in the night. I keep thinking I've gotten rid of him. Then I join a new locker room and their he is again. Watching me, waiting for the next opportunity to completely ignore all notification settings. The worst part though? Is when someone out there, some sadistic soul decides to select the option where mee6 private messages you. If I ever see a locker room out there with that option I'd leave immediately. This wretched bot is not only an annoying piece of garbage, it's a terrible reference to Rick and Morty. A show with quite possibly a more toxic fanbase than My Little Pony. This is why Portland has the best locker room in the entire league. No mee6 bot. No souless monster to constantly bud into every conversation and tell me about a useless level. You know what else Portland has? 8ball, and Uno. I mean I haven't played any uno even though I asked for it but the thought is nice. So, dear scouts. If you have mee6 bot. I would like to talk with your superiors and tell them exactly why mee6 is quite possible the worst thing to have ever happened to this league. Thank you, we'll speak again soon.

[Thor]

I guess Sarasota had mee6 then huh

[Ben]

This guy is talking my language.

There has never been, and never will be, mee6 bot in NOLA or Tijuana

[Bayley]

Always a mee6 bot in Chicago