Tomorrow is Week 3 in the ISFL. Another roster comparison between all teams. Looks like another game week filled with home field advantages, completely one sided matchups, and set ups for disaster. None of this really matters since we all know the sim just does whatever the hell it wants but whatever.
New York Silverbacks at Arizona Outlaws
Quarterback
Advantage: Arizona +670 TPE
Players:
1. Jay Cue: 1241 TPE
2. Sam Howitzer: 571 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: New York +34 TPE
Players:
1. Ashley Owens: 709 TPE
2. Gunner Thorbjornsson: 503 TPE
3. Zed Keppler: 416 TPE
4. Buster Bawls: 244 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Arizona +449 TPE
Players:
1. Saba Donut: 820 TPE
2. Thomas Passmann: 779 TPE
3. Jackson Kingston: 687 TPE
4. Sean Snyder: 656 TPE
5. Taro Raimon: 529 TPE
6. Harley Fank: 336 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Arizona +229 TPE
Players:
1. Leon McDavid: 1020 TPE
2. Heath Evans: 866 TPE
3. Rigby Raccoon: 383 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Arizona +1594 TPE
Players:
1. Bruce Buckley: 807 TPE
2. Julio Jones: 606 TPE
3. Calvin Golladay: 586 TPE
4. Douglas Quail: 405 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Arizona +89 TPE
Players:
1. Sandro Ryeu: 793 TPE
2. Jayson Kearse: 666 TPE
3. Steco Ocewilder: 632 TPE
4. Logan Noble Jr: 594 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Arizona +153 TPE
Players:
1. Bubba Thumper: 1025 TPE
2. Pete “Plop” Miller: 998 TPE
3. Shane Masters: 438 TPE
4. Riles McTackle: 258 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Arizona +306 TPE
Players:
1. Galf Wilf: 1002 TPE
2. Stanislaw Koniecpolski: 738 TPE
3. Jack Banks: 677 TPE
4. Holden Summers: 403 TPE
5. Hank Winchester: 354 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Arizona +1238 TPE
Players:
1. Desmond Scarlett: 1135 TPE
2. Zamir Kehla: 841 TPE
3. Atlas Quin: 484 TPE
4. Tomage McGullager: 435 TPE
5. Jordan Andrews: 429 TPE
6. Dukburg QuakStak: 358 TPE
Safety
Advantage: New York +272 TPE
Players:
1. DB Jadakiss: 614 TPE
2. Thor Kirkby: 587 TPE
3. Mac Griddle: 345 TPE
4. Tayshawn Crunk: 341 TPE
5. Bob Roberts: 295 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: New York +455 TPE
Players:
1. Dougie Smalls: 749 TPE
2. J.J. “Jay” Jay-Jaymison: 294 TPE
Total TPE:
New York: 11,841 TPE
Arizona: 15,808 TPE
Advantage Points:
New York: +761 TPE
Arizona: +4728 TPE
Arizona has a +3967 TPE advantage over New York.
So this first matchup between New York and Arizona is set up to be a slaughter. Arizona has an almost 4000 point advantage ON TOP of the home advantage. I’ll be happy if the Silverbacks give up any fight at all. Then again, this IS sim football. Not having a chance in hell on paper probably means New York will win by at least twenty points.
Chicago Butchers at Berlin Fire Salamanders
Quarterback
Advantage: Chicago +37 TPE
Players:
1. George O’Donnell: 892 TPE
2. Nick Kaepercolin: 855 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Chicago +535 TPE
Players:
1. Baby Yoda: 926 TPE
2. Julio Tirtawidjaja: 636 TPE
3. Joseph Petrongolo: 630 TPE
4. Danny King: 397 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Chicago +2077 TPE
Players:
1. Sean O’Leary: 1205 TPE
2. Bender B. Rodriguez: 858 TPE
3. Luca Scabbia: 647 TPE
4. Susan Cash Jr: 638 TPE
5. Dre Matthews: 459 TPE
6. Griff Oberwald: 441 TPE
7. Raheem Okusi: 365 TPE
8. Taylor Cooper: 342 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Berlin +267 TPE
Players:
1. Tree Gelbman: 712 TPE
2. Clark Boyd: 678 TPE
3. Cmon Skiuuup: 301 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Chicago +719 TPE
Players:
1. Benson Bayley Jr: 752 TPE
2. Byron Dolls: 530 TPE
3. Icebox Riposte: 406 TPE
4. Perry Tucker Jr: 322 TPE
5. Joey McCabe: 231 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Chicago +385 TPE
Players:
1. Mario VonPebbles: 765 TPE
2. Von Hayes: 708 TPE
3. Arik Eller: 389 TPE
4. Simeon Works: 374 TPE
5. Stevie Vassallo: 321 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Chicago +249 TPE
Players:
1. John “Tripod” Smirh: 844 TPE
2. Daymond Brooks: 701 TPE
3. Claude Miller II: 674 TPE
4. Hank Steel: 622 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Chicago +291 TPE
Players:
1. Mike Hockhertz: 750 TPE
2. Juan Domine: 544 TPE
3. Adam Schell: 511 TPE
4. Hingle McCringleberry: 492 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Chicago +467 TPE
Players:
1. Osiris Firestorm-Fjord: 906 TPE
2. Asher Quinn: 832 TPE
3. Tyler Oles JR: 776 TPE
4. Matt Krause: 728 TPE
5. Tyron Shields: 681 TPE
6. Swantavius Jones: 336 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Chicago +177 TPE
Players:
1. Hamish MacAndrew: 745 TPE
2. Eric Richards: 496 TPE
3. Benoit Blanco: 451 TPE
4. Raphael d’Alcott: 379 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Chicago +120 TPE
Players:
1. Sam Sidekick: 615 TPE
2. Karmichael Hunt: 495 TPE
Total TPE:
Chicago Total: 16,574 TPE
Berlin Total: 11,784 TPE
Advantage Points:
Chicago: +5057 TPE
Berlin: +267 TPE
Chicago has a +4790 TPE advantage over Berlin.
So I thought the Outlaws and the Silverbacks was a rough matchup… Chicago is coming into Week 3 as a 2-0 team and is playing really well. Berlin DOES have the sim homefield advantage though. Will that be enough for an upset? I personally don’t think so.
Yellowknife Wraiths at Colorado Yeti
Quarterback
Advantage: Yellowknife +29 TPE
Players:
1. Colby Jack: 884 TPE
2. Wolfie McDummy: 855 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Colorado +43 TPE
Players:
1. Darrel Williams: 1090 TPE
2. Mathias Hanyadi: 956 TPE
3. Acura Skyline: 855 TPE
4. Richard Gilbert: 764 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Colorado +30 TPE
Players:
1. William Lim: 847 TPE
2. Leeroy Jenkins: 711 TPE
3. Kai Sakura: 698 TPE
4. Chris Kross: 517 TPE
5. Mark Walker: 313 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Colorado +666 TPE
Players:
1. Earl Sauce: 880 TPE
2. Zee Rechs: 564 TPE
3. Dave Batista: 350 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Yellowknife +21 TPE
Players:
1. Maurice Virtanen: 1199 TPE
2. Mo “Mamba” Magic: 751 TPE
3. Dick Thruster: 427 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Colorado +289 TPE
Players:
1. Immanuel Blackstone: 1054 TPE
2. James Cho: 826 TPE
3. Nero Alexander: 667 TPE
4. Ismael Sanchez: 390 TPE
5. Albert Ruschmann: 338 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Yellowknife +1098 TPE
Players:
1. Patrik Money: 840 TPE
2. Sheed Thebaw: 258 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Colorado +357
Players:
1. Douglas Quaid: 1041 TPE
2. Warren Stephens: 725 TPE
3. Adalie de Pengu: 695 TPE
4. Brach Thomaslacher: 521 TPE
5. Melvin Murder-Moose: 499 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Colorado +700 TPE
Players:
1. Louisiana Purchase: 1042 TPE
2. Rotticus Scott: 908 TPE
3. Mervin Leonard: 905 TPE
4. Dan Foster: 345 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Colorado +48 TPE
Players:
1. Johnny Hellzapoppin: 802 TPE
2. Greedy Sly: 702 TPE
3. Pete Parker: 700 TPE
4. Magnus Valdyr: 618 TPE
5. Joel Drake: 461 TPE
6. LaCarpetron Dookmarr: 395 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Colorado +262 TPE
Players:
1. Silver Banana: 620 TPE
2. Blago Kokot: 358 TPE
Total TPE:
Yellowknife Total: 13,562 TPE
Colorado Total: 14,809 TPE
Advantage Points:
Yellowknife: +1148 TPE
Colorado: +2395 TPE
Colorado has a +1247 TPE advantage over Yellowknife.
I think it’s still too early for these teams to settle things via snow sports, so they’ll just have to settle on sim football. The advantages were slim on offense, but Colorado probably come out with the win. They have the home field advantage as well as some big points on the defensive side of the ball.
Baltimore Hawks at Honolulu Hahalua
Quarterback
Advantage: Baltimore +219 TPE
Players:
1. Chika Fujiwara: 956 TPE
2. Luke Skywalker: 737 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Honolulu +424 TPE
Players:
1. Keokeo Kane-Maikai: 793 TPE
2. Nicholas Ayers: 567 TPE
3. Mai Fukusha: 510 TPE
4. Captain Rogers: 426 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Honolulu +959 TPE
Players:
1. Jed Podolak: 1012 TPE
2. Doug Howlett: 615 TPE
3. William Alexander: 594 TPE
4. Joshua Campbell: 528 TPE
5. Tre’Darius J’Vathon: 492 TPE
6. Jacoby Clay: 481 TPE
7. Korbin Brown: 477 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Baltimore +33 TPE
Players:
1. James Lewandowski: 714 TPE
2. Ragnar Krashwagen: 365 TPE
3. Tristian Hex: 316 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: N/A
Players:
1. None
Defensive End
Advantage: Honolulu +626 TPE
Players:
1. Asher Montain: 520 TPE
2. 3’ Jeffrey: 414 TPE
3. Matt Hole: 308 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Honolulu +55 TPE
Players:
1. Bane Kaeanaana: 483 TPE
2. Nuniq Annastesia: 427 TPE
3. Momona Keiki-Kane: 343 TPE
4. Sigismund Sternenstaub: 342 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Baltimore +496 TPE
Players:
1. Derred de Ville: 829 TPE
2. Dex Kennedy: 728 TPE
3. Heinrich Kackpoo: 716 TPE
4. Rusty Rucker: 338 TPE
5. Guy Fields: 336 TPE
6. Gary Goodman: 329 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Baltimore +826 TPE
Players:
1. Eldrick Avery: 861 TPE
2. Jim Waters: 704 TPE
3. Ben Stackinpaper: 674 TPE
4. Ray-Ray Jackson: 540 TPE
5. Cadillac Harris: 535 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Honolulu +760 TPE
Players:
1. Shawn Dawkins: 847 TPE
2. IHeart Syracuse: 506 TPE
3. Buck Thornton: 467 TPE
4. Walt Green: 399 TPE
5. Davriel Lavigne: 351 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Honolulu +723 TPE
Players:
1. Venus Powers: 1144 TPE
2. Datsum Phastbawls: 421 TPE
Total TPE:
Baltimore Total: 10,586 TPE
Honolulu Total: 12,559 TPE
Advantage Points:
Baltimore: +1574 TPE
Honolulu: +3547 TPE
Honolulu has a +1973 TPE advantage over Baltimore.
So Honolulu completely obliterated NOLA last week putting up 55 points. That was when they had the point disadvantage. I wonder what kind of damage they can do to a visiting Baltimore team? I wouldn’t be surprised if Honolulu puts up similar numbers in Week 3.
San Jose Sabercats at New Orleans Second Line
Quarterback
Advantage: New Orleans +10 TPE
Players:
1. Ben Slothisberger: 844 TPE
2. Monterey “Monty” Jack: 834 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: New Orleans +79 TPE
Players:
1. Marcella Tariki: 1163 TPE
2. Jamar Lackson: 867 TPE
3. Rando Cardrissian: 812 TPE
4. Forrest Gump: 595 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: San Jose +164 TPE
Players:
1. Ed Barker: 884 TPE
2. Deondre Thomas-Fox: 853 TPE
3. Tychondrius Hood: 696 TPE
4. Brock Bodenhamer: 460 TPE
5. Adam C. Spencer: 314 TPE
6. Nate Swift: 273 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: New Orleans +1105 TPE
Players:
1. Austin McCormick: 1126 TPE
2. Daniel George: 310 TPE
3. Rainier Wolfcastle: 289 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: New Orleans +1628 TPE
Players:
1. Givussafare Rubbe: 1066 TPE
2. Dorfus Jimbo Jr: 562 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: New Orleans +81 TPE
Players:
1. Medicinal Toblerone: 369 TPE
2. Raylan Crowder: 358 TPE
3. Azarius Ranger: 351 TPE
4. Chip Otle: 281 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: San Jose +254 TPE
Players:
1. Otis Allen: 1029 TPE
2. Magnus Rikiya: 853 TPE
3. Yuuto Kira Cloudera: 480 TPE
4. LeBong Simwell: 402 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: San Jose +846 TPE
Players:
1. Tyron Brackenridge: 924 TPE
2. Lawrence Bass: 824 TPE
3. Quenton Bode: 608 TPE
4. Busch Light: 513 TPE
5. Ugarth the Dissector: 451 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: New Orleans +190 TPE
Players:
1. David Rector: 1173 TPE
2. Andrew Witten: 851 TPE
3. HeHateMe PickSix: 742 TPE
4. Rashad Hilliard: 408 TPE
5. Rickie Vaughne: 363 TPE
6. Chester Sweets: 321 TPE
Safety
Advantage: New Orleans +1129 TPE
Players:
1. Mason Blaylock: 1284 TPE
2. LiterallyJust A. Hexagon: 633 TPE
3. Philip Stein: 623 TPE
4. Brendan Lanier: 537 TPE
5. Quentin Button: 372 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: San Jose +718 TPE
Players:
1. Matthew McDairmid: 845 TPE
2. Juke Thomason: 127 TPE
Total TPE:
San Jose Total: 13,050 TPE
New Orleans Total: 15,290 TPE
Advantage Points:
San Jose: +1982 TPE
New Orleans: +4222 TPE
New Orleans has a +2240 TPE advantage over San Jose.
Wow, big advantage on paper for New Orleans. It’d be a shame if they trailed in three quarters and then tried to mount a comeback in the last ten minutes of the game. I wonder if that’s ever happened before?
Austin Copperheads at Orange County Otters
Quarterback
Advantage: Austin +29 TPE
Players:
1. Easton Cole: 827 TPE
2. Suleiman Ramza: 798 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Orange County +20 TPE
Players:
1. Tatsu Nakamura: 850 TPE
2. Zoe Watts: 556 TPE
3. Kichwa Jones: 545 TPE
4. Keynel McZeal: 271 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Austin +977 TPE
Players:
1. Eddie Jeeta: 861 TPE
2. Future Trunks: 804 TPE
3. Net Gaines: 737 TPE
4. Videl-San: 689 TPE
5. Garfield Despacito Jr: 676 TPE
6. Friedrich Vequain: 504 TPE
7. Owen Holloway: 334 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Orange County +414 TPE
Players:
1. Jeffrey Phillips: 746 TPE
2. Peter Larson: 332 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Austin +72 TPE
Players:
1. Ne Mo: 374 TPE
2. Hal Fassingit: 235 TPE
3. Samuel Bakhtiari: 211 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Austin +2034 TPE
Players:
1. Carolinabbq Isbest: 886 TPE
2. Troen Egghands: 861 TPE
3. Slinky Claxton: 699 TPE
4. Bobby Boucher: 412 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Orange County +936 TPE
Players:
1. Rapid Eagle: 845 TPE
2. Tyler Montain: 751 TPE
3. Carl Wheezer: 463 TPE
4. Goat Tank: 379 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Austin +156 TPE
Players:
1. Deshun Jones: 825 TPE
2. Mack Arianlacher: 720 TPE
3. Griffin Porter: 608 TPE
4. Honda Edmond: 597 TPE
5. Joseph Joestar: 534 TPE
6. Inspectah Deck: 410 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Austin +114 TPE
Players:
1. Korrin Abernathy: 1191 TPE
2. Lord Beerus: 996 TPE
3. Dermot Lavelle Jr: 835 TPE
4. Colt Mendoza: 807 TPE
5. Lesean Paris Crooks: 659 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Orange County +1561 TPE
Players:
1. Tyrone Biggums: 1112 TPE
2. Prince Vegeta: 1052 TPE
3. Gregor Macgregor: 589 TPE
4. Maverick Bowie: 531 TPE
5. Bob Bob: 517 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Orange County +120 TPE
Players:
1. Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname: 426 TPE
2. Pseudo QB: 306 TPE
Total TPE:
Austin Total: 14,346 TPE
Orange County Total: 14,015 TPE
Advantage Points:
Austin: +3382 TPE
Orange County: +3051 TPE
Austin has a +331 TPE advantage over Orange County.
This is going to be a close one. Austin barely scrapes by with a TPE advantage and then will be facing Orange County in their own stadium. I think for this one I’m going to have to side with the sim’s heavy influence on home field advantage.
Sarasota Sailfish at Philadelphia Liberty
Quarterback
Advantage: Philadelphia +282 TPE
Players:
1. Brock Phoenix: 1166 TPE
2. Dexter Banks II: 884 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Sarasota +125 TPE
Players:
1. Raphtalia Chan: 1073 TPE
2. Sam Torenson: 704 TPE
3. Fuzzy Dotson: 659 TPE
4. Running Back: 415 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Philadelphia +774 TPE
Players:
1. Rayne Gordon: 1097 TPE
2. Flash Panda: 868 TPE
3. Michael Witheblock: 859 TPE
4. Randy Vuxta: 842 TPE
5. Nacho Varga: 677 TPE
6. Killian Chambers: 343 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Philadelphia +25 TPE
Players:
1. James Angler: 831 TPE
2. Avon Blocksdale Jr: 724 TPE
3. Donatello Arrabiata: 369 TPE
4. Cleg Manclaw: 237 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Philadelphia +321 TPE
Players:
1. Simon Tremblay: 586 TPE
2. Clay Stallworth: 272 TPE
3. Macaroni “Mack” Elephant: 212 TPE
4. Thad Pennington Jr: 205 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Sarasota +269 TPE
Players:
1. Son Goku: 679 TPE
2. Mike Karpaasi: 509 TPE
3. Dorothy Zbornak: 431 TPE
4. Tycker Om: 397 TPE
5. Tex Wrecks: 380 TPE
6. Arlington Heights: 289 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Philadelphia +256 TPE
Players:
1. Big Edd: 547 TPE
2. Honky-Tonk Haywood: 323 TPE
3. Reggie Culbertson: 305 TPE
4. Tristan Gronlie: 175 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Sarasota +488 TPE
Players:
1. Haha Mango-Panda: 838 TPE
2. Fawn Dillmiballs: 801 TPE
3. Spike Suzuki: 435 TPE
4. Jeremiah Zelos: 341 TPE
5. Jimi DeSoto: 304 TPE
6. Wayne Howyanow: 283 TPE
7. Dexter Jackson: 212 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Sarasota +138 TPE
Players:
1. Brandon Booker: 864 TPE
2. Xavien Adams: 727 TPE
3. Harrison Andrews: 514 TPE
4. Jonathan Altidor: 239 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Philadelphia +21 TPE
Players:
1. Jamie Nkiah: 1000 TPE
2. Cuco Clemente: 870 TPE
3. Matt “Son of Havoc” Cross: 836 TPE
4. Wesley Eriksen: 726 TPE
5. Eugene Smoothie: 664 TPE
6. Beat: 563 TPE
7. Richard D’Attoria V: 228 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Sarasota +293 TPE
Players:
1. Jacob Small: 608 TPE
2. Jake Fencik: 315 TPE
Total TPE:
Sarasota Total: 14,030 TPE
Philadelphia Total: 14,396 TPE
Advantage Points:
Sarasota: +1313 TPE
Philadelphia: +1679 TPE
Philadelphia has a +366 TPE advantage over Sarasota.
Another close matchup before we head into the weekend. Both Sarasota and Philadelphia (in my opinion) have better teams than what we’ve seen so far. Just like Austin at Orange County, I expect the home field advantage to be the final decider in this matchup.
Thanks for reading <3
PS: I don’t plan on doing a Week 4 roster comparison, next irl week I’ll try to get all four game weeks in.
If you have a request for a roster comparison, please DM me on discord @platanocat, on the ISFL Server, or the London Royals Server.
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New York Silverbacks at Arizona Outlaws
Quarterback
Advantage: Arizona +670 TPE
Players:
1. Jay Cue: 1241 TPE
2. Sam Howitzer: 571 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: New York +34 TPE
Players:
1. Ashley Owens: 709 TPE
2. Gunner Thorbjornsson: 503 TPE
3. Zed Keppler: 416 TPE
4. Buster Bawls: 244 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Arizona +449 TPE
Players:
1. Saba Donut: 820 TPE
2. Thomas Passmann: 779 TPE
3. Jackson Kingston: 687 TPE
4. Sean Snyder: 656 TPE
5. Taro Raimon: 529 TPE
6. Harley Fank: 336 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Arizona +229 TPE
Players:
1. Leon McDavid: 1020 TPE
2. Heath Evans: 866 TPE
3. Rigby Raccoon: 383 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Arizona +1594 TPE
Players:
1. Bruce Buckley: 807 TPE
2. Julio Jones: 606 TPE
3. Calvin Golladay: 586 TPE
4. Douglas Quail: 405 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Arizona +89 TPE
Players:
1. Sandro Ryeu: 793 TPE
2. Jayson Kearse: 666 TPE
3. Steco Ocewilder: 632 TPE
4. Logan Noble Jr: 594 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Arizona +153 TPE
Players:
1. Bubba Thumper: 1025 TPE
2. Pete “Plop” Miller: 998 TPE
3. Shane Masters: 438 TPE
4. Riles McTackle: 258 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Arizona +306 TPE
Players:
1. Galf Wilf: 1002 TPE
2. Stanislaw Koniecpolski: 738 TPE
3. Jack Banks: 677 TPE
4. Holden Summers: 403 TPE
5. Hank Winchester: 354 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Arizona +1238 TPE
Players:
1. Desmond Scarlett: 1135 TPE
2. Zamir Kehla: 841 TPE
3. Atlas Quin: 484 TPE
4. Tomage McGullager: 435 TPE
5. Jordan Andrews: 429 TPE
6. Dukburg QuakStak: 358 TPE
Safety
Advantage: New York +272 TPE
Players:
1. DB Jadakiss: 614 TPE
2. Thor Kirkby: 587 TPE
3. Mac Griddle: 345 TPE
4. Tayshawn Crunk: 341 TPE
5. Bob Roberts: 295 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: New York +455 TPE
Players:
1. Dougie Smalls: 749 TPE
2. J.J. “Jay” Jay-Jaymison: 294 TPE
Total TPE:
New York: 11,841 TPE
Arizona: 15,808 TPE
Advantage Points:
New York: +761 TPE
Arizona: +4728 TPE
Arizona has a +3967 TPE advantage over New York.
So this first matchup between New York and Arizona is set up to be a slaughter. Arizona has an almost 4000 point advantage ON TOP of the home advantage. I’ll be happy if the Silverbacks give up any fight at all. Then again, this IS sim football. Not having a chance in hell on paper probably means New York will win by at least twenty points.
Chicago Butchers at Berlin Fire Salamanders
Quarterback
Advantage: Chicago +37 TPE
Players:
1. George O’Donnell: 892 TPE
2. Nick Kaepercolin: 855 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Chicago +535 TPE
Players:
1. Baby Yoda: 926 TPE
2. Julio Tirtawidjaja: 636 TPE
3. Joseph Petrongolo: 630 TPE
4. Danny King: 397 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Chicago +2077 TPE
Players:
1. Sean O’Leary: 1205 TPE
2. Bender B. Rodriguez: 858 TPE
3. Luca Scabbia: 647 TPE
4. Susan Cash Jr: 638 TPE
5. Dre Matthews: 459 TPE
6. Griff Oberwald: 441 TPE
7. Raheem Okusi: 365 TPE
8. Taylor Cooper: 342 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Berlin +267 TPE
Players:
1. Tree Gelbman: 712 TPE
2. Clark Boyd: 678 TPE
3. Cmon Skiuuup: 301 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Chicago +719 TPE
Players:
1. Benson Bayley Jr: 752 TPE
2. Byron Dolls: 530 TPE
3. Icebox Riposte: 406 TPE
4. Perry Tucker Jr: 322 TPE
5. Joey McCabe: 231 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Chicago +385 TPE
Players:
1. Mario VonPebbles: 765 TPE
2. Von Hayes: 708 TPE
3. Arik Eller: 389 TPE
4. Simeon Works: 374 TPE
5. Stevie Vassallo: 321 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Chicago +249 TPE
Players:
1. John “Tripod” Smirh: 844 TPE
2. Daymond Brooks: 701 TPE
3. Claude Miller II: 674 TPE
4. Hank Steel: 622 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Chicago +291 TPE
Players:
1. Mike Hockhertz: 750 TPE
2. Juan Domine: 544 TPE
3. Adam Schell: 511 TPE
4. Hingle McCringleberry: 492 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Chicago +467 TPE
Players:
1. Osiris Firestorm-Fjord: 906 TPE
2. Asher Quinn: 832 TPE
3. Tyler Oles JR: 776 TPE
4. Matt Krause: 728 TPE
5. Tyron Shields: 681 TPE
6. Swantavius Jones: 336 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Chicago +177 TPE
Players:
1. Hamish MacAndrew: 745 TPE
2. Eric Richards: 496 TPE
3. Benoit Blanco: 451 TPE
4. Raphael d’Alcott: 379 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Chicago +120 TPE
Players:
1. Sam Sidekick: 615 TPE
2. Karmichael Hunt: 495 TPE
Total TPE:
Chicago Total: 16,574 TPE
Berlin Total: 11,784 TPE
Advantage Points:
Chicago: +5057 TPE
Berlin: +267 TPE
Chicago has a +4790 TPE advantage over Berlin.
So I thought the Outlaws and the Silverbacks was a rough matchup… Chicago is coming into Week 3 as a 2-0 team and is playing really well. Berlin DOES have the sim homefield advantage though. Will that be enough for an upset? I personally don’t think so.
Yellowknife Wraiths at Colorado Yeti
Quarterback
Advantage: Yellowknife +29 TPE
Players:
1. Colby Jack: 884 TPE
2. Wolfie McDummy: 855 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Colorado +43 TPE
Players:
1. Darrel Williams: 1090 TPE
2. Mathias Hanyadi: 956 TPE
3. Acura Skyline: 855 TPE
4. Richard Gilbert: 764 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Colorado +30 TPE
Players:
1. William Lim: 847 TPE
2. Leeroy Jenkins: 711 TPE
3. Kai Sakura: 698 TPE
4. Chris Kross: 517 TPE
5. Mark Walker: 313 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Colorado +666 TPE
Players:
1. Earl Sauce: 880 TPE
2. Zee Rechs: 564 TPE
3. Dave Batista: 350 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Yellowknife +21 TPE
Players:
1. Maurice Virtanen: 1199 TPE
2. Mo “Mamba” Magic: 751 TPE
3. Dick Thruster: 427 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Colorado +289 TPE
Players:
1. Immanuel Blackstone: 1054 TPE
2. James Cho: 826 TPE
3. Nero Alexander: 667 TPE
4. Ismael Sanchez: 390 TPE
5. Albert Ruschmann: 338 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Yellowknife +1098 TPE
Players:
1. Patrik Money: 840 TPE
2. Sheed Thebaw: 258 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Colorado +357
Players:
1. Douglas Quaid: 1041 TPE
2. Warren Stephens: 725 TPE
3. Adalie de Pengu: 695 TPE
4. Brach Thomaslacher: 521 TPE
5. Melvin Murder-Moose: 499 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Colorado +700 TPE
Players:
1. Louisiana Purchase: 1042 TPE
2. Rotticus Scott: 908 TPE
3. Mervin Leonard: 905 TPE
4. Dan Foster: 345 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Colorado +48 TPE
Players:
1. Johnny Hellzapoppin: 802 TPE
2. Greedy Sly: 702 TPE
3. Pete Parker: 700 TPE
4. Magnus Valdyr: 618 TPE
5. Joel Drake: 461 TPE
6. LaCarpetron Dookmarr: 395 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Colorado +262 TPE
Players:
1. Silver Banana: 620 TPE
2. Blago Kokot: 358 TPE
Total TPE:
Yellowknife Total: 13,562 TPE
Colorado Total: 14,809 TPE
Advantage Points:
Yellowknife: +1148 TPE
Colorado: +2395 TPE
Colorado has a +1247 TPE advantage over Yellowknife.
I think it’s still too early for these teams to settle things via snow sports, so they’ll just have to settle on sim football. The advantages were slim on offense, but Colorado probably come out with the win. They have the home field advantage as well as some big points on the defensive side of the ball.
Baltimore Hawks at Honolulu Hahalua
Quarterback
Advantage: Baltimore +219 TPE
Players:
1. Chika Fujiwara: 956 TPE
2. Luke Skywalker: 737 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Honolulu +424 TPE
Players:
1. Keokeo Kane-Maikai: 793 TPE
2. Nicholas Ayers: 567 TPE
3. Mai Fukusha: 510 TPE
4. Captain Rogers: 426 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Honolulu +959 TPE
Players:
1. Jed Podolak: 1012 TPE
2. Doug Howlett: 615 TPE
3. William Alexander: 594 TPE
4. Joshua Campbell: 528 TPE
5. Tre’Darius J’Vathon: 492 TPE
6. Jacoby Clay: 481 TPE
7. Korbin Brown: 477 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Baltimore +33 TPE
Players:
1. James Lewandowski: 714 TPE
2. Ragnar Krashwagen: 365 TPE
3. Tristian Hex: 316 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: N/A
Players:
1. None
Defensive End
Advantage: Honolulu +626 TPE
Players:
1. Asher Montain: 520 TPE
2. 3’ Jeffrey: 414 TPE
3. Matt Hole: 308 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Honolulu +55 TPE
Players:
1. Bane Kaeanaana: 483 TPE
2. Nuniq Annastesia: 427 TPE
3. Momona Keiki-Kane: 343 TPE
4. Sigismund Sternenstaub: 342 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Baltimore +496 TPE
Players:
1. Derred de Ville: 829 TPE
2. Dex Kennedy: 728 TPE
3. Heinrich Kackpoo: 716 TPE
4. Rusty Rucker: 338 TPE
5. Guy Fields: 336 TPE
6. Gary Goodman: 329 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Baltimore +826 TPE
Players:
1. Eldrick Avery: 861 TPE
2. Jim Waters: 704 TPE
3. Ben Stackinpaper: 674 TPE
4. Ray-Ray Jackson: 540 TPE
5. Cadillac Harris: 535 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Honolulu +760 TPE
Players:
1. Shawn Dawkins: 847 TPE
2. IHeart Syracuse: 506 TPE
3. Buck Thornton: 467 TPE
4. Walt Green: 399 TPE
5. Davriel Lavigne: 351 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Honolulu +723 TPE
Players:
1. Venus Powers: 1144 TPE
2. Datsum Phastbawls: 421 TPE
Total TPE:
Baltimore Total: 10,586 TPE
Honolulu Total: 12,559 TPE
Advantage Points:
Baltimore: +1574 TPE
Honolulu: +3547 TPE
Honolulu has a +1973 TPE advantage over Baltimore.
So Honolulu completely obliterated NOLA last week putting up 55 points. That was when they had the point disadvantage. I wonder what kind of damage they can do to a visiting Baltimore team? I wouldn’t be surprised if Honolulu puts up similar numbers in Week 3.
San Jose Sabercats at New Orleans Second Line
Quarterback
Advantage: New Orleans +10 TPE
Players:
1. Ben Slothisberger: 844 TPE
2. Monterey “Monty” Jack: 834 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: New Orleans +79 TPE
Players:
1. Marcella Tariki: 1163 TPE
2. Jamar Lackson: 867 TPE
3. Rando Cardrissian: 812 TPE
4. Forrest Gump: 595 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: San Jose +164 TPE
Players:
1. Ed Barker: 884 TPE
2. Deondre Thomas-Fox: 853 TPE
3. Tychondrius Hood: 696 TPE
4. Brock Bodenhamer: 460 TPE
5. Adam C. Spencer: 314 TPE
6. Nate Swift: 273 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: New Orleans +1105 TPE
Players:
1. Austin McCormick: 1126 TPE
2. Daniel George: 310 TPE
3. Rainier Wolfcastle: 289 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: New Orleans +1628 TPE
Players:
1. Givussafare Rubbe: 1066 TPE
2. Dorfus Jimbo Jr: 562 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: New Orleans +81 TPE
Players:
1. Medicinal Toblerone: 369 TPE
2. Raylan Crowder: 358 TPE
3. Azarius Ranger: 351 TPE
4. Chip Otle: 281 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: San Jose +254 TPE
Players:
1. Otis Allen: 1029 TPE
2. Magnus Rikiya: 853 TPE
3. Yuuto Kira Cloudera: 480 TPE
4. LeBong Simwell: 402 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: San Jose +846 TPE
Players:
1. Tyron Brackenridge: 924 TPE
2. Lawrence Bass: 824 TPE
3. Quenton Bode: 608 TPE
4. Busch Light: 513 TPE
5. Ugarth the Dissector: 451 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: New Orleans +190 TPE
Players:
1. David Rector: 1173 TPE
2. Andrew Witten: 851 TPE
3. HeHateMe PickSix: 742 TPE
4. Rashad Hilliard: 408 TPE
5. Rickie Vaughne: 363 TPE
6. Chester Sweets: 321 TPE
Safety
Advantage: New Orleans +1129 TPE
Players:
1. Mason Blaylock: 1284 TPE
2. LiterallyJust A. Hexagon: 633 TPE
3. Philip Stein: 623 TPE
4. Brendan Lanier: 537 TPE
5. Quentin Button: 372 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: San Jose +718 TPE
Players:
1. Matthew McDairmid: 845 TPE
2. Juke Thomason: 127 TPE
Total TPE:
San Jose Total: 13,050 TPE
New Orleans Total: 15,290 TPE
Advantage Points:
San Jose: +1982 TPE
New Orleans: +4222 TPE
New Orleans has a +2240 TPE advantage over San Jose.
Wow, big advantage on paper for New Orleans. It’d be a shame if they trailed in three quarters and then tried to mount a comeback in the last ten minutes of the game. I wonder if that’s ever happened before?
Austin Copperheads at Orange County Otters
Quarterback
Advantage: Austin +29 TPE
Players:
1. Easton Cole: 827 TPE
2. Suleiman Ramza: 798 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Orange County +20 TPE
Players:
1. Tatsu Nakamura: 850 TPE
2. Zoe Watts: 556 TPE
3. Kichwa Jones: 545 TPE
4. Keynel McZeal: 271 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Austin +977 TPE
Players:
1. Eddie Jeeta: 861 TPE
2. Future Trunks: 804 TPE
3. Net Gaines: 737 TPE
4. Videl-San: 689 TPE
5. Garfield Despacito Jr: 676 TPE
6. Friedrich Vequain: 504 TPE
7. Owen Holloway: 334 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Orange County +414 TPE
Players:
1. Jeffrey Phillips: 746 TPE
2. Peter Larson: 332 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Austin +72 TPE
Players:
1. Ne Mo: 374 TPE
2. Hal Fassingit: 235 TPE
3. Samuel Bakhtiari: 211 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Austin +2034 TPE
Players:
1. Carolinabbq Isbest: 886 TPE
2. Troen Egghands: 861 TPE
3. Slinky Claxton: 699 TPE
4. Bobby Boucher: 412 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Orange County +936 TPE
Players:
1. Rapid Eagle: 845 TPE
2. Tyler Montain: 751 TPE
3. Carl Wheezer: 463 TPE
4. Goat Tank: 379 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Austin +156 TPE
Players:
1. Deshun Jones: 825 TPE
2. Mack Arianlacher: 720 TPE
3. Griffin Porter: 608 TPE
4. Honda Edmond: 597 TPE
5. Joseph Joestar: 534 TPE
6. Inspectah Deck: 410 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Austin +114 TPE
Players:
1. Korrin Abernathy: 1191 TPE
2. Lord Beerus: 996 TPE
3. Dermot Lavelle Jr: 835 TPE
4. Colt Mendoza: 807 TPE
5. Lesean Paris Crooks: 659 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Orange County +1561 TPE
Players:
1. Tyrone Biggums: 1112 TPE
2. Prince Vegeta: 1052 TPE
3. Gregor Macgregor: 589 TPE
4. Maverick Bowie: 531 TPE
5. Bob Bob: 517 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Orange County +120 TPE
Players:
1. Alex Dasistwirklichseinnachname: 426 TPE
2. Pseudo QB: 306 TPE
Total TPE:
Austin Total: 14,346 TPE
Orange County Total: 14,015 TPE
Advantage Points:
Austin: +3382 TPE
Orange County: +3051 TPE
Austin has a +331 TPE advantage over Orange County.
This is going to be a close one. Austin barely scrapes by with a TPE advantage and then will be facing Orange County in their own stadium. I think for this one I’m going to have to side with the sim’s heavy influence on home field advantage.
Sarasota Sailfish at Philadelphia Liberty
Quarterback
Advantage: Philadelphia +282 TPE
Players:
1. Brock Phoenix: 1166 TPE
2. Dexter Banks II: 884 TPE
Running Back
Advantage: Sarasota +125 TPE
Players:
1. Raphtalia Chan: 1073 TPE
2. Sam Torenson: 704 TPE
3. Fuzzy Dotson: 659 TPE
4. Running Back: 415 TPE
Wide Receiver
Advantage: Philadelphia +774 TPE
Players:
1. Rayne Gordon: 1097 TPE
2. Flash Panda: 868 TPE
3. Michael Witheblock: 859 TPE
4. Randy Vuxta: 842 TPE
5. Nacho Varga: 677 TPE
6. Killian Chambers: 343 TPE
Tight End
Advantage: Philadelphia +25 TPE
Players:
1. James Angler: 831 TPE
2. Avon Blocksdale Jr: 724 TPE
3. Donatello Arrabiata: 369 TPE
4. Cleg Manclaw: 237 TPE
Offensive Line
Advantage: Philadelphia +321 TPE
Players:
1. Simon Tremblay: 586 TPE
2. Clay Stallworth: 272 TPE
3. Macaroni “Mack” Elephant: 212 TPE
4. Thad Pennington Jr: 205 TPE
Defensive End
Advantage: Sarasota +269 TPE
Players:
1. Son Goku: 679 TPE
2. Mike Karpaasi: 509 TPE
3. Dorothy Zbornak: 431 TPE
4. Tycker Om: 397 TPE
5. Tex Wrecks: 380 TPE
6. Arlington Heights: 289 TPE
Defensive Tackle
Advantage: Philadelphia +256 TPE
Players:
1. Big Edd: 547 TPE
2. Honky-Tonk Haywood: 323 TPE
3. Reggie Culbertson: 305 TPE
4. Tristan Gronlie: 175 TPE
Linebacker
Advantage: Sarasota +488 TPE
Players:
1. Haha Mango-Panda: 838 TPE
2. Fawn Dillmiballs: 801 TPE
3. Spike Suzuki: 435 TPE
4. Jeremiah Zelos: 341 TPE
5. Jimi DeSoto: 304 TPE
6. Wayne Howyanow: 283 TPE
7. Dexter Jackson: 212 TPE
Cornerback
Advantage: Sarasota +138 TPE
Players:
1. Brandon Booker: 864 TPE
2. Xavien Adams: 727 TPE
3. Harrison Andrews: 514 TPE
4. Jonathan Altidor: 239 TPE
Safety
Advantage: Philadelphia +21 TPE
Players:
1. Jamie Nkiah: 1000 TPE
2. Cuco Clemente: 870 TPE
3. Matt “Son of Havoc” Cross: 836 TPE
4. Wesley Eriksen: 726 TPE
5. Eugene Smoothie: 664 TPE
6. Beat: 563 TPE
7. Richard D’Attoria V: 228 TPE
Kicker/Punter
Advantage: Sarasota +293 TPE
Players:
1. Jacob Small: 608 TPE
2. Jake Fencik: 315 TPE
Total TPE:
Sarasota Total: 14,030 TPE
Philadelphia Total: 14,396 TPE
Advantage Points:
Sarasota: +1313 TPE
Philadelphia: +1679 TPE
Philadelphia has a +366 TPE advantage over Sarasota.
Another close matchup before we head into the weekend. Both Sarasota and Philadelphia (in my opinion) have better teams than what we’ve seen so far. Just like Austin at Orange County, I expect the home field advantage to be the final decider in this matchup.
Thanks for reading <3
PS: I don’t plan on doing a Week 4 roster comparison, next irl week I’ll try to get all four game weeks in.
If you have a request for a roster comparison, please DM me on discord @platanocat, on the ISFL Server, or the London Royals Server.
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