Hi all, you may know that I've recently started a podcast that I highly recommend everyone listen to! However, maybe podcasts just aren't your thing, or you have a job that takes up a lot of your time, or maybe you just hate the sound of my voice! If any of those reasons apply to you, you're in luck! I've decided that every 3 episodes, I'll post a copy of the outlines that I write before I record because I'm a shameless money whore I want everyone to be able to enjoy my work! So without further ado, here are those outlines!
Episode 1:
Intro:
Music- Walk On Fire-Gyom
Draft Recap-Favorite Picks:
Rd1.2-Dan Foster-Arkz-Wraiths
Rd1.5-Albert Ruschmann-Katarn-Yeti
Rd1.8-Tayshawn Crunk-CRUNK
Rd1.11-GOAT TANK-Eldorian
Rd2.3-Chuck Roth-Zeagle1
Rd2.7-Davriel Lavigne-Raven
Rd3.1-NSFL-SDCore
Rd4.2-Darren Pama-ztarwarz
Rd4.13-Angelo Cerilli-angeloc
Rd5.14-E,Slayer-Thiath
Preseason Round-up:
NSFC:
Colorado Yeti- 2-2
Sarasota Sailfish- 3-1
Chicago Butchers- 2-2
Yellowknife Wraiths- 2-2
Baltimore Hawks- 1-3
Philadelphia Liberty- 3-1
Berlin Fire Salamanders- 1-3
ASFC:
San Jose Sabercats- 1-3
Orange County Otters- 2-2
Arizona Outlaws- 2-2
New Orleans Second Line- 4-0
Honolulu Hahalua- 2-2
Austin Copperheads- 2-2
New York Silverbacks- 1-3
Power Rankings:
Colorado Yeti
Sarasota Sailfish
Orange County Otters
New Orleans Second Line
TIER 1
Arizona Outlaws
Yellowknife Wraiths
Chicago Butchers
TIER 2
Austin Copperheads
San Jose Sabercats
Honolulu Hahalua
TIER 3
Baltimore Hawks
Philadelphia Liberty
Berlin Fire Salamanders - Dewalt, Highhashdi
New York Silverbacks - BWestfield,Woelkers
TIER 4
Week One Predictions:
Hahalua @ Copperheads
Winner-Copperheads
Liberty @ Hawks
Winner-Hawks
Wraiths @ Butchers
Winner-Butchers
Sailfish @ Yeti
GAME OF THE WEEK
Winner-Yeti
Outlaws @ Secondline
Winner-Secondline
Fire Salamanders @ Silverbacks
Winner-Silverbacks
Sabercats @ Otters
Winner-Otters
Season Predictions:
NSFC:
Colorado Yeti
Sarasota Sailfish
Yellowknife Wraiths
Chicago Butchers
Baltimore Hawks
Philadelphia Liberty
Berlin Fire Salamanders
ASFC:
Orange County Otters
New Orleans Second Line
Arizona Outlaws
Austin Copperheads
San Jose Sabercats
Honolulu Hahalua
New York Silverbacks
Awards Predictions:
BEST GMS: Yellowknife-Flyeaglesfly,PMoney
MVP: Dexter Banks
OPOY: Mathias Hanyandi
DPOY: Derred De Ville
OROY: Zoe Watts
DROY: Joel Drake
BEST QB: Dexter Banks
BEST RB: Mathias Hanyandi
BEST WR: Rayne Gordan
BEST TE: Austin Mccormick
BEST OL: Maurice Virtanen
BEST DT: Otis Allen
BEST DE: Carolinabbq Isbest
BEST LB: Derred De Ville
BEST CB: Louisiana Purchase
BEST S: Mason Blaylock
BEST K: Venus Powers
BEST P: Venus Powers
RETURNER: Chicago
USER: Sylphreni
Question Time:
Schwarz-
What are you most excited about being called up to the Yeti this year? Any nerves about your rookie season in the big leagues?
What do you think about the new combination of Murder-Moose and De Pengu?
What are you hoping to accomplish this season?
Thoughts about your preseason performance? Anything you wish you had done differently? Anything changes you will make moving forward?
What are your season projects for the Yeti this year?
FleshBagSoup-
favorite donut?
Jamar Lackson-
Best Among Us Imposter/Crewmate in the ISFL Games Server?
Why is Lamar Jackson the best player render on the site?
Glims-
So when are you and I becoming GMs of an expansion team together
No but seriously, if you got to make an expansion team, what would the branding be?
And if you answered that before, my alternative question is: Xbox or PlayStation?
Sylphreni-
What is the thing a Yeti and a Python share most in common? What is the thing they share the least in common?
How many awards do you anticipate receiving throughout your career with the Yeti?
What are your goals for playing at Nickelback this season?
Movie Recommendation:
“The Last Samurai”
Music Recommendation/Outro:
“A Way Of Life” 7:18-7:45
Episode 2:
Intro:
Music- Walk On Fire-Gyom
Week One Results:
Hahalua @ Copperheads
Winner-Copperheads 35-23
Takeaways:
Austin:
Austin passing O looking GOOD!
Austin rushing O cause for concern?
Videl-San ready for WR2 Duties
Hahalua:
Jed Podolak only receiving option?
No push in the trenches
No problems on special teams
Notable Players:
Austin:
OFF:
Easton Cole-339 Yds, 2 TD’s, 1 INT, 87.2 QBR
Zoe Watts-16 ATT, 56 Yds, 3.5 YPC, 3 TD’s
DEF:
Colt Mendoza-7 TCK, 3 PD’s
Mack Arianlacher-5 TCK, 2 SCK, 2 PD’s, 1 INT
Hahalua:
OFF:
Jed Podolak-7 REC, 104 YDS
DEF:
Rar-Ray Jackson-5 TCK, 3 PD’s
Buck Thornton-2 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Liberty @ Hawks
Winner-Hawks 23-20
Takeaways:
Baltimore:
Misleading Score
Needs to lean on the run game
Bright future for WR’s
Philadelphia:
Flashes of Falcons
Need new RB’s-quick
Improve 3rd down % (4/13-30%)
Notable Players:
Baltimore
OFF:
Doug Howlett-7 REC,129 YDS
Mai Fukushu-13 CAR, 81 YDS, 6.2 YPC
DEF:
Derred De Ville-4 TCK, 4 PD’s
Matt Hole-5 TCK, 2 TFL, 1 SCK
Philadelphia
OFF:
Randy Vuxta-4 REC, 115 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Spike Suzuki-9 TCK, 1 SCK, 2 PD’s
Jeremiah Zelos-6 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Wraiths @ Butchers
Winner-Butchers 31-27
Takeaways:
Butchers:
Let O’Donnell sling it
Tighten your secondary
Pressure the QB(2 Sacks)
Wraiths:
Balance your play calls(68 plays, 24 were RB runs)
Lean on your defense
Clean up the penalties(7-51)
Notable Players:
Butchers:
OFF:
George O’Donnell-314 YDS, 3 TD’s, 100 QBR
Sean O’Leary-6 REC, 106 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Tyron Shields-11 TCK
Osiris Firestorm-Fjord-5 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Wraiths:
OFF:
Colby Jack-348 YDS, 2 TD’s, 1 INT, 101.2 QBR
Acura Skyline-9 REC, 148 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Douglas Quaid-5 TCK, 2 SCK, 2 PD’s
Nero Alexander-7 TCK, 1 TFL, 1 SCK
Sailfish @ Yeti
Winner-Yeti
Takeaways:
Yeti:
Offense needs to pick it up(3 PTS in 1st half)
In particular, the run game
Best D in the league?
Sailfish:
O let down the D
Not the true Sailfish
O-Line not the problem(26 PCK, 1 SA)
Notable Players:
Yeti:
OFF:
Wolfie McDummy-335 YDS, 2 TD’s, 91.8 QBR
Willianm Lim-6 REC, 112 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Joel Drake-8 TCK, 1 FR, 1 PD
Louisiana Purchase-4 TCK, 2 PD’s, 1 INT
Sailfish:
OFF:
James Angler-6 REC, 101 YDS
DEF:
Arlington Heights-3 TCK, 2 TFL, 1 SCK
HaHa Mango Panda-5 TCK, 1 SCK, 3 PD’s
Outlaws @ Secondline
Winner-Secondline 24-16
Takeaways:
Secondline:
Cut down on the turnovers
Lean on Toriki
Control the clock
Outlaws:
Someone needs to step up
Kicking woes kill close games
Crunk Killin’ it!
Notable Players:
NOLA:
OFF:
Marcella Toriki-13 CAR, 80 YDS, 6.2 YPC, 1 TD
DEF:
Literally Hexagon-10 TCK, 1 TFL, 1 PD
David Rector-10 TCK, 3 PD’s
ARI:
OFF:
Jay Cue-262 YDS, 1 TD, 83.8
Thomas Passmann-7 REC, 82 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Tayshawn Crunk-3 TCK, 1 SCK, 2 PD’s, 2 INT
Logan Noble Jr.-4 TCK, 1 TFL, 1 SCK
Fire Salamanders @ Silverbacks
GAME OF THE WEEK
Winner-Fire Salamanders 30-27
Takeaways:
Fire Salamanders:
Don’t let Kaepercolin throw
Give Petrongolo the rock
Don’t waste Asher Quinn
Silverbacks:
Howitzer will be good-with time
You need weapons
Hank WInchester is a stat machine
Notable Players:
BER:
OFF:
Joseph Petrogolo-14 CAR, 79 YDS, 1 TD
Dre Matthews-5 REC, 70 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Asher Quinn-8 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
Hingle McCringleberry-11 TCK, 1 TFL
NYS:
OFF:
Sam Howitzer-201 YDS, 2 TD, 1 INT, 90.4 QBR
Ashley Owens-22 CAR, 97 YDS, 4.4 YPC
DEF:
Hank Winchester-11 TCK, 1 TFL, 2 PD’s, 1 INT, 1 TD
Jack Banks-10 TCK, 2 SCK, 2 PD’s
Sabercats @ Otters
Winner-Otters
Takeaways:
Otters:
This Offense needs work (9 PTS)
The defense does not
If Ramza can’t play, lean on Nakamura
Sabercats:
Lackson may be your only hope
Defense impresses, lets see if they can keep it up
Don’t let these games get away
Notable Players:
OCO:
OFF:
Alex D-Kicker-3/3 FG, 2/2 EXP
DEF:
Bob Bob-3 TCK, 1 SCK, 1 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
Rapid Eagle-3 TCK, 1 TFL, 2 SCK
SJS
OFF:
Jamar Lackson-21 CAR, 83 YDS, 4 YPC, 2 TD
DEF:
Rickie Vaughne-2 TCK, 2 PD’s, 1 INT
Lawrence Bass-7 TCK, 2 TFL, 1 SCK, 1 PD
Players Of The Week:
Offense:
George O’Donnell-CHI
Defense:
Hank Winchester-NYS
Power Rankings:
Colorado Yeti
Sarasota Sailfish
New Orleans Second Line (+1)
Orange County Otters (-1)
TIER 1
Arizona Outlaws
Chicago Butchers (+1)
Yellowknife Wraiths (-1)
TIER 2
Austin Copperheads
San Jose Sabercats
Honolulu Hahalua
TIER 3
Baltimore Hawks
Philadelphia Liberty
Berlin Fire Salamanders - Dewalt, Highhashdi
New York Silverbacks - BWestfield,Woelkers
TIER 4
Week 2 Predictions:
Liberty @ Copperheads
Winner: Copperheads
Yeti @ Butchers
GAME OF THE WEAK
Winner: Yeti
Second Line @ Hahalua
Winner: Hahalua
Otters @ Silverbacks
Winner: Otters
Outlaws @ Sabercats
Winner: Outlaws
Fire Salamanders @ Sailfish
Winner: Sailfish
Hawks @ Wraiths
Winner: Wraiths
Question Time:
AdamS:
Would you rather have 3 DPOY's or 1 Ultimus
Kyamprac:
What was your favorite play of week 1?
How's your fantasy team looking so far?
QuirkyTurtle:
In your opinion, who were the offensive and defensive players of the week in week 1?
Great start for the Yetis, stomping all over the fishies. Is there a world where the Yeti's finish this season undefeated??
If you haven't already by this point... Thoughts on Joel Drake's debut performance?
Love the pod. Keep it coming
Movie Recommendation:
“Blade Runner 2049”
Music Recommendation/Outro:
“Tears In The Rain”
Episode 3:
Intro:
Music- Walk On Fire-Gyom
Week Two Results:
Liberty @ Copperheads
Winner-Liberty 30-27
“27 points at home should be enough to win, a 10 point lead halfway through the 3rd quarter should be enough to win, holding a 7 point lead with the ball on your opponents 4 yard line on 1st and goal should be enough to win, we should be talking about an Austin victory right now, but we’re not because of untimely turnovers and a defense that should hold few excuses for their performance. Here’s the sad part, of the 30 points Philly scored, only 10 of those came off of turnovers. There were 20 points given up entirely on the fault of the defense, against a squad that should be easy pickings for any D, especially one playing at home. But I don’t want to just talk about Austin’s failures, Philly deserves their share of credit too. While they didn’t exactly rack up the yards, they stayed with Austin all game until they were able to exploit one fatal mistake that cost the Copperheads everything. Sometimes it’s easy to forget that whenever a team turns the ball over, or makes a mistake, somebody on the other squad had to force that error to happen,and that’s where the Liberty shined, forcing errors. On Austins 3 goal-to-go situations they faced, they only got 1 TD. The other attempts ended in a field goal and a pick. When Philly had a chance to stand tall they did so twice denying what should have been TD’s. Philly deserves as much credit for this win as the amount of blame Austin will get for this loss.”
Takeaways:
Austin:
Despite fewer TD’s, Zoe Watts had a much better week
Easton Cole on early MVP watch
Defense a massive letdown
Liberty:
Brock Phoenix career game
Still no run production
Brandon Brooker turned the tide
Notable Players:
Austin:
OFF:
Easton Cole-221 Yds, 2 TDs, 2 INTs, 83.2 QBR
Zoe Watts-22 Car, 97 Yds, 1 TD
DEF:
Troen Egghands-3 TCKs, 2 SCKs
Gregor Macgregor-2 TCKs, 1 FF, 1 PD, 1 INT
Liberty:
OFF:
Brock Phoenix-170 Yds, 3 TDs, 1 INT, 86.8 QBR
Simon Tremblay-9 PCKs
DEF:
Brandon Brooker-5 TCKs, 2 PDs, 2 INTs
Spike Suzuki-12 TCKs, 1 SCK
POTG:
Brandon Brooker 94 YD INT return on 1st and goal with 10:15 left in the 4th qtr
Yeti @ Butchers
Winner-Butchers
“This game showed exactly why it was so worrisome for Colorado when their offense got off to such a sluggish start last week. After scoring only 3 points in a half against the Sailfish, the Yeti only scrape together 6 in the entire game vs the Butchers. In the time it took me to say those words I’m pretty sure the Yeti fumbled the ball about 3 more times. Speaking of fumbles, the Yeti turnovers were both a product of fatal errors and unfathomably bad luck. The Yeti fumbled the ball 3 times, and lost that fumble every single time. Most teams fumble at least once a week, but many aren’t significant because they get recovered by the offense. In this case however the Yeti incredibly managed to lose every single fumble they created. Speaking of bad luck, every single fumble occurred on what should have been a huge gain.
Fumble #1: After a 20 yard carry by McDummy with 3 minutes to go in the 1st.
Fumble #2: On a run play immediately following a William Lim 40 yard completion with 2:45 left in the 3rd
Fumble #3: On a 46 yard completion to Dave Bautista with no time left in the 3rd
It would seem improbable that such a mistake could repeat itself so often in such a manor, but time and time again the Yeti shot themselves in the foot in game-changing moments. For Chicago, they should be grateful to pick up such a win. 17 points at home is nothing to brag about, but it got the job done. The running game was slightly improved over the previous week but nowhere near where they’d want it, and the pass game struggled until late in the 4th. Overall, neither team is going to want to look back on this game come the end of the year but a win is a win, and an important one at that.”
Takeaways:
Yeti:
Run game needs to get going. Now
Protect. Your. QB.
Defense shares none of the blame
Butchers:
Can’t rely on that many turnovers again
Run D was dominant
Keep the pass rush going
Notable Players:
Yeti:
OFF:
Dave Bautista-9 Rec, 105 Yds
William Lim-6 Rec, 103 Yds
DEF:
Melvin Murder-Moose-4 TCK, 2 PDs, 1 INT
Greedy Sly-4 TCK, 1 TFL, 1 PD, 1 INT
Butchers:
OFF:
Baby Yoda-17 Car, 73 Yds, 1 TD, 4.3 YPC
Bender B. Rodriguez-6 Rec, 84 Yds
DEF:
Tyron Shields-4 TCKs, 1 TFL, 1 FF, 2 FR, 1 PD, 1 INT
Osiris Firestorm-Fjord-7 TCK, 1 FF, 2 PD
POTG:
Tyron Shields’ 58 yard INT return that led to the game-deciding TD with 4:26 left in the 4th
Second Line @ Hahalua
Winner- Hahalua 55-27
“Well, OK then. I didn’t realize the hahalua had this type of a game in them, and against the Second Line no less! Luke Skywalker looked a lot more like ROTJ Luke than ANH Luke, and I guess the Second Line are Jabba The Hutt getting choked by Leia. Bad analogies aside even though I predicted a Honolulu win I hadn’t even began to dream of such a collapse on the part of the Second Line. Incredibly the score, which i remind you was 55-27, wasn’t even as close as it looked. 17 points scored by NOLA happened in the 4th quarter, way after the game had already been decided. 7 total TD’s are by far the most scored in one game by any team in both this year and the last. What’s really interesting is that no one receiver was extremely dominant, each of Skywalker’s 4 TD passes went to a different receiver. NOLA’s team failed at every turn on Offense, defense, and special teams, and nothing else needs to be said.”
Takeaways:
Second Line:
Slothlisberger continues to struggle
Early turnovers killed any shot
A total team loss
Hahalua:
Skywalker Tore up NOLA
Maika’i performance of the year
Defensive domination
Notable Players:
Second Line:
OFF:
Marcella Toriki-15 Car, 60 Yds, 1 TD, 4 YPC
Eddie Barker-5 Rec, 66 Yds, 1 TD
DEF:
Busch Light-9 TCK, 1 SCK, 1 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
Quenton Bode-11 TCK
Hahalua:
OFF:
Luke Skywalker-267 Yds, 4 TDs, 1 INT, 105.4 QBR
Ke’oke’o Kane-Maika’i-25 Car, 122 Yds, 3 TDs, 5 Rec, 64 Yds, 1 TD
DEF:
Shawn Dawkins-8 TCK, 1 SCK
Guy Fields-3 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
POTG:
Buck Thornton INT with 0:39 left in the 1st quarter.
Otters @ Silverbacks
Winner- Otters 31-27
GAME OF THE WEEK
“Boy oh boy is there quite a lot to talk about here! Early on it looked like we might have the biggest upset possible in league history when New York took a 14-3 lead late in the 1st quarter. Then Korin Abernathy returned the following kickoff 96 yards easily allowing OCO’s dead offense a spark and suddenly we had a game! Three straight 3-and-outs by New York followed by 3 straight TD drives from Orange County made the game look a lot closer to how most people expected, but then incredibly Sam Howitzer led New York downfield for a TD to pull the game within 3. Halftime hits and both teams get a crack at scoring but fail, then the Silverbacks manage to go down and get a game-tying field goal midway through the 3rd. Another field goal by New York put them up 3 and with them driving with only 6 minutes left it seemed all was lost for OCO, but their defense scraped together one last stop and Sulemen Ramza put together the drive of his life ending with a 24 yard TD pass to Tatsu Nakamura.”
Takeaways:
Otters:
When will they put together a complete game?
Offense finally shows life
Defense has no excuse
Silverbacks:
Time to get excited about Howitzer-real excited
You weren’t supposed to compete in this game
Just let development take its course
Notable Players:
Otters:
OFF:
Sulemen Ramza-285 Yds, 2 TDs, 115.7 QBR
Tatsu Nakamura-13 Car, 39 Yds, 2 TDs, 2 Rec, 30 Yds, 1 TD
DEF:
Deshun Jones-11 TCK, 1 FF, 1 FR
Rapid Eagle-6 TCk, 1 SCK
Silverbacks:
OFF:
Sam Howitzer-310 Yds, 2 TDs, 117.6 QBR
Jackston Kingston-4 Rec, 96 Yds, 1 TD
DEF:
Jack Banks-3 TCK, 1 TFL, 1 SCK, 1 PD
Jordan Andrews-4 TCK, 2 PDs
Outlaws @ Sabercats
Winner- Sabercats 27-19
“What an absolute mess of a game on both sides, a combined 4 turnovers with 3 total fumbles, all recovered by their respective teams. 9 Sacks and every point coming at an absolute premium. As a personal fan of defense I actually found this game quite entertaining. Though if you’re more a fan of Rams-Chiefs style games, it was probably more an exercise in torture to watch. For the Sabercats, while I found their offense slow and uninspired their defense was actually quite impressive, and Rashad Hilliard deserves a shoutout for continuing his ball-hawk ways from Minnesota. For Arizona Jay Cue continued to struggle but what I really want to see is how they play at home, their first two games this season have been road games where many teams will struggle, no matter the opponent. If the Outlaws start to drop home games, then it’s officially time to worry about the Outlaws.”
Takeaways:
Outlaws:
Defense can only hold for so long
Thomas Passman stepped up
Might need to give your run game a shot
Sabercats:
Offense looked better than they did
Defense played fantastic
Keep leaning on Lackson
Notable Players:
Outlaws:
OFF:
Thomas Passmann-5 REC, 119 Yds- 1 TD
DEF:
D.B Jadakiss-4 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Zamir Kehla-4 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Sabercats:
OFF:
Jamar Lackson-17 Car, 58 Yds, 1 TD, 3.4 YPC
DEF:
Rashad Hilliard-6 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
Tyron Brackinridge-7 TCK, 2 SCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Fire Salamanders @ Sailfish
Winner- Sailfish 10-6
“Speaking completely honestly, I don’t want to spend too much time talking about this game because it’s probably the most boring game this week, and I don’t remember too much of what happened in it. Neither team looked good but at least the Fire Salamanders had the excuse of playing on the road. What the hell is up with this Sailfish offense? Banks looks bad, the entire passing game is out of sorts, and they have yet to break 100 yards rushing as a team. I excused their struggles last week because they played the Yeti in Colorado but what’s the reasoning now? You’re facing an expansion team at home and all you can put up is 10 points? And your only TD is off of a punt return! So really all you scored was 3 points! At home! Against the BERLIN FIRE SALAMANDERS! You have put up only 1 TD in 2 weeks! I wanted to say that because you won and Colorado lost that you guys are my new #1 but I can’t! You barely stayed at 2! For Berlin, you didn’t look good, but at least you have excuses for it. I still say give Petrongolo the rock and get yourself a new QB as soon as possible.”
Takeaways:
Fire Salamanders:
Need a new QB
Lean on Petrongolo
Defense looks good
Sailfish:
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Notable Players:
Fire Salamanders:
OFF:
Danny King-17 car, 73 Yds, 4.3 YPC
Dre Matthews-5 Rec, 71 Yds, 14.2 YPC
DEF:
Adam Schell-9 Tck, 2 TFL, 1 FF
Eric Richards-2 TCK, 1 SCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Sailfish:
OFF:
Nobody
DEF:
Son Goku-8 TCK, 2 TFL
Cuco Clemente-4 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Hawks @ Wraiths
Winner- Wraiths 23-6
“And finally we have the Hawks vs the Wraiths, probably the only game this week to go exactly as everyone expected. The Hawks looked flat, and the Wraiths did more than enough to win. This kind of performance probably won’t be enough against most teams, but it does just fine vs Baltimore. For Baltimore, nobody gave them much of a chance on the road vs Yellowknife and seemingly for good reason. Chiki threw for over 300 yards but it’s a rather empty stat when you score a total of 6 points and no touchdowns. On the bright side, Doug Howlett still looked good.
Takeaways:
Hawks:
Keep your receivers
Drop your QB
Get a return man
Wraiths:
Pay Skyline whatever he wants
Keep running the football
Notable Players:
Wraiths:
OFF:
DEF:
Brach Thomaslacher-9 TCK, 2 PDs, 1 INT
Magnus Valkdyr-3 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
Hawks:
OFF:
Doug Howlett-7 REC, 115 YDS
DEF:
Matt Hole-6 TCK, 2 TFLs, 1 SCK, 1 FF, 1 FR
Nuniq Annastesia-5 TCK, 1 SCK
Players Of The Week:
Offense:
Ke’oke’o Kane-Maika’i-25 Car, 122 Yds, 3 TDs, 5 Rec, 64 Yds, 1 TD
Defense:
Tyron Shields-4 TCKs, 1 TFL, 1 FF, 2 FR, 1 PD, 1 INT
Power Rankings:
Colorado Yeti
Sarasota Sailfish
Chicago Butchers (+3)
New Orleans Second Line (-1)
TIER 1
Orange County Otters (-1)
Arizona Outlaws
Yellowknife Wraiths
TIER 2
Honolulu Hahalua (+2)
San Jose Sabercats
Austin Copperheads (-2)
TIER 3
Philadelphia Liberty (+1)
Baltimore Hawks (-1)
New York Silverbacks (+1)
Berlin Fire Salamanders (-1)
TIER 4
Week 3 Predictions:
Silverbacks @ Outlaws
Winner: Outlaws
Butchers @ Fire Salamanders
Winner: Butchers
Wraiths @ Yeti
Winner: Yeti
Hawks @ Hahalua
Winner: Hahalua
Sabercats @ Second Line
Winner: Second Line
Copperheads @ Otters
Winner: Otters
Sailfish @ Liberty
Winner: Sailfish
Week 4 Predictions:
Otters @ Outlaws
Winner: Outlaws
Yeti @ Hawks
Winner: Yeti
Wraiths @ Second Line
Winner: Second Line
Copperheads @ Silverbacks
Winner: Copperheads
Fire Salamanders @ Liberty
Winner: Liberty
Hahalua @ Sabercats
Winner: Hahalua
Butchers @ Sailfish
Winner: Sailfish
Question Time:
Zeagle1
how do you make so many podcasts so quickly?
who do you miss most from portland?
Can you get sent back down? we need you
Sylphreni
Thoughts on the Nhamlet trade?
Should Schwarz keep pink role long term?
Movie Recommendation:
“Buried”
Music Recommendation/Outro:
Secret today ‘cause spoilers shhhh
Episode 1:
Intro:
Music- Walk On Fire-Gyom
Draft Recap-Favorite Picks:
Rd1.2-Dan Foster-Arkz-Wraiths
Rd1.5-Albert Ruschmann-Katarn-Yeti
Rd1.8-Tayshawn Crunk-CRUNK
Rd1.11-GOAT TANK-Eldorian
Rd2.3-Chuck Roth-Zeagle1
Rd2.7-Davriel Lavigne-Raven
Rd3.1-NSFL-SDCore
Rd4.2-Darren Pama-ztarwarz
Rd4.13-Angelo Cerilli-angeloc
Rd5.14-E,Slayer-Thiath
Preseason Round-up:
NSFC:
Colorado Yeti- 2-2
Sarasota Sailfish- 3-1
Chicago Butchers- 2-2
Yellowknife Wraiths- 2-2
Baltimore Hawks- 1-3
Philadelphia Liberty- 3-1
Berlin Fire Salamanders- 1-3
ASFC:
San Jose Sabercats- 1-3
Orange County Otters- 2-2
Arizona Outlaws- 2-2
New Orleans Second Line- 4-0
Honolulu Hahalua- 2-2
Austin Copperheads- 2-2
New York Silverbacks- 1-3
Power Rankings:
Colorado Yeti
Sarasota Sailfish
Orange County Otters
New Orleans Second Line
TIER 1
Arizona Outlaws
Yellowknife Wraiths
Chicago Butchers
TIER 2
Austin Copperheads
San Jose Sabercats
Honolulu Hahalua
TIER 3
Baltimore Hawks
Philadelphia Liberty
Berlin Fire Salamanders - Dewalt, Highhashdi
New York Silverbacks - BWestfield,Woelkers
TIER 4
Week One Predictions:
Hahalua @ Copperheads
Winner-Copperheads
Liberty @ Hawks
Winner-Hawks
Wraiths @ Butchers
Winner-Butchers
Sailfish @ Yeti
GAME OF THE WEEK
Winner-Yeti
Outlaws @ Secondline
Winner-Secondline
Fire Salamanders @ Silverbacks
Winner-Silverbacks
Sabercats @ Otters
Winner-Otters
Season Predictions:
NSFC:
Colorado Yeti
Sarasota Sailfish
Yellowknife Wraiths
Chicago Butchers
Baltimore Hawks
Philadelphia Liberty
Berlin Fire Salamanders
ASFC:
Orange County Otters
New Orleans Second Line
Arizona Outlaws
Austin Copperheads
San Jose Sabercats
Honolulu Hahalua
New York Silverbacks
Awards Predictions:
BEST GMS: Yellowknife-Flyeaglesfly,PMoney
MVP: Dexter Banks
OPOY: Mathias Hanyandi
DPOY: Derred De Ville
OROY: Zoe Watts
DROY: Joel Drake
BEST QB: Dexter Banks
BEST RB: Mathias Hanyandi
BEST WR: Rayne Gordan
BEST TE: Austin Mccormick
BEST OL: Maurice Virtanen
BEST DT: Otis Allen
BEST DE: Carolinabbq Isbest
BEST LB: Derred De Ville
BEST CB: Louisiana Purchase
BEST S: Mason Blaylock
BEST K: Venus Powers
BEST P: Venus Powers
RETURNER: Chicago
USER: Sylphreni
Question Time:
Schwarz-
What are you most excited about being called up to the Yeti this year? Any nerves about your rookie season in the big leagues?
What do you think about the new combination of Murder-Moose and De Pengu?
What are you hoping to accomplish this season?
Thoughts about your preseason performance? Anything you wish you had done differently? Anything changes you will make moving forward?
What are your season projects for the Yeti this year?
FleshBagSoup-
favorite donut?
Jamar Lackson-
Best Among Us Imposter/Crewmate in the ISFL Games Server?
Why is Lamar Jackson the best player render on the site?
Glims-
So when are you and I becoming GMs of an expansion team together
No but seriously, if you got to make an expansion team, what would the branding be?
And if you answered that before, my alternative question is: Xbox or PlayStation?
Sylphreni-
What is the thing a Yeti and a Python share most in common? What is the thing they share the least in common?
How many awards do you anticipate receiving throughout your career with the Yeti?
What are your goals for playing at Nickelback this season?
Movie Recommendation:
“The Last Samurai”
Music Recommendation/Outro:
“A Way Of Life” 7:18-7:45
Episode 2:
Intro:
Music- Walk On Fire-Gyom
Week One Results:
Hahalua @ Copperheads
Winner-Copperheads 35-23
Takeaways:
Austin:
Austin passing O looking GOOD!
Austin rushing O cause for concern?
Videl-San ready for WR2 Duties
Hahalua:
Jed Podolak only receiving option?
No push in the trenches
No problems on special teams
Notable Players:
Austin:
OFF:
Easton Cole-339 Yds, 2 TD’s, 1 INT, 87.2 QBR
Zoe Watts-16 ATT, 56 Yds, 3.5 YPC, 3 TD’s
DEF:
Colt Mendoza-7 TCK, 3 PD’s
Mack Arianlacher-5 TCK, 2 SCK, 2 PD’s, 1 INT
Hahalua:
OFF:
Jed Podolak-7 REC, 104 YDS
DEF:
Rar-Ray Jackson-5 TCK, 3 PD’s
Buck Thornton-2 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Liberty @ Hawks
Winner-Hawks 23-20
Takeaways:
Baltimore:
Misleading Score
Needs to lean on the run game
Bright future for WR’s
Philadelphia:
Flashes of Falcons
Need new RB’s-quick
Improve 3rd down % (4/13-30%)
Notable Players:
Baltimore
OFF:
Doug Howlett-7 REC,129 YDS
Mai Fukushu-13 CAR, 81 YDS, 6.2 YPC
DEF:
Derred De Ville-4 TCK, 4 PD’s
Matt Hole-5 TCK, 2 TFL, 1 SCK
Philadelphia
OFF:
Randy Vuxta-4 REC, 115 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Spike Suzuki-9 TCK, 1 SCK, 2 PD’s
Jeremiah Zelos-6 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Wraiths @ Butchers
Winner-Butchers 31-27
Takeaways:
Butchers:
Let O’Donnell sling it
Tighten your secondary
Pressure the QB(2 Sacks)
Wraiths:
Balance your play calls(68 plays, 24 were RB runs)
Lean on your defense
Clean up the penalties(7-51)
Notable Players:
Butchers:
OFF:
George O’Donnell-314 YDS, 3 TD’s, 100 QBR
Sean O’Leary-6 REC, 106 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Tyron Shields-11 TCK
Osiris Firestorm-Fjord-5 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Wraiths:
OFF:
Colby Jack-348 YDS, 2 TD’s, 1 INT, 101.2 QBR
Acura Skyline-9 REC, 148 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Douglas Quaid-5 TCK, 2 SCK, 2 PD’s
Nero Alexander-7 TCK, 1 TFL, 1 SCK
Sailfish @ Yeti
Winner-Yeti
Takeaways:
Yeti:
Offense needs to pick it up(3 PTS in 1st half)
In particular, the run game
Best D in the league?
Sailfish:
O let down the D
Not the true Sailfish
O-Line not the problem(26 PCK, 1 SA)
Notable Players:
Yeti:
OFF:
Wolfie McDummy-335 YDS, 2 TD’s, 91.8 QBR
Willianm Lim-6 REC, 112 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Joel Drake-8 TCK, 1 FR, 1 PD
Louisiana Purchase-4 TCK, 2 PD’s, 1 INT
Sailfish:
OFF:
James Angler-6 REC, 101 YDS
DEF:
Arlington Heights-3 TCK, 2 TFL, 1 SCK
HaHa Mango Panda-5 TCK, 1 SCK, 3 PD’s
Outlaws @ Secondline
Winner-Secondline 24-16
Takeaways:
Secondline:
Cut down on the turnovers
Lean on Toriki
Control the clock
Outlaws:
Someone needs to step up
Kicking woes kill close games
Crunk Killin’ it!
Notable Players:
NOLA:
OFF:
Marcella Toriki-13 CAR, 80 YDS, 6.2 YPC, 1 TD
DEF:
Literally Hexagon-10 TCK, 1 TFL, 1 PD
David Rector-10 TCK, 3 PD’s
ARI:
OFF:
Jay Cue-262 YDS, 1 TD, 83.8
Thomas Passmann-7 REC, 82 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Tayshawn Crunk-3 TCK, 1 SCK, 2 PD’s, 2 INT
Logan Noble Jr.-4 TCK, 1 TFL, 1 SCK
Fire Salamanders @ Silverbacks
GAME OF THE WEEK
Winner-Fire Salamanders 30-27
Takeaways:
Fire Salamanders:
Don’t let Kaepercolin throw
Give Petrongolo the rock
Don’t waste Asher Quinn
Silverbacks:
Howitzer will be good-with time
You need weapons
Hank WInchester is a stat machine
Notable Players:
BER:
OFF:
Joseph Petrogolo-14 CAR, 79 YDS, 1 TD
Dre Matthews-5 REC, 70 YDS, 1 TD
DEF:
Asher Quinn-8 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
Hingle McCringleberry-11 TCK, 1 TFL
NYS:
OFF:
Sam Howitzer-201 YDS, 2 TD, 1 INT, 90.4 QBR
Ashley Owens-22 CAR, 97 YDS, 4.4 YPC
DEF:
Hank Winchester-11 TCK, 1 TFL, 2 PD’s, 1 INT, 1 TD
Jack Banks-10 TCK, 2 SCK, 2 PD’s
Sabercats @ Otters
Winner-Otters
Takeaways:
Otters:
This Offense needs work (9 PTS)
The defense does not
If Ramza can’t play, lean on Nakamura
Sabercats:
Lackson may be your only hope
Defense impresses, lets see if they can keep it up
Don’t let these games get away
Notable Players:
OCO:
OFF:
Alex D-Kicker-3/3 FG, 2/2 EXP
DEF:
Bob Bob-3 TCK, 1 SCK, 1 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
Rapid Eagle-3 TCK, 1 TFL, 2 SCK
SJS
OFF:
Jamar Lackson-21 CAR, 83 YDS, 4 YPC, 2 TD
DEF:
Rickie Vaughne-2 TCK, 2 PD’s, 1 INT
Lawrence Bass-7 TCK, 2 TFL, 1 SCK, 1 PD
Players Of The Week:
Offense:
George O’Donnell-CHI
Defense:
Hank Winchester-NYS
Power Rankings:
Colorado Yeti
Sarasota Sailfish
New Orleans Second Line (+1)
Orange County Otters (-1)
TIER 1
Arizona Outlaws
Chicago Butchers (+1)
Yellowknife Wraiths (-1)
TIER 2
Austin Copperheads
San Jose Sabercats
Honolulu Hahalua
TIER 3
Baltimore Hawks
Philadelphia Liberty
Berlin Fire Salamanders - Dewalt, Highhashdi
New York Silverbacks - BWestfield,Woelkers
TIER 4
Week 2 Predictions:
Liberty @ Copperheads
Winner: Copperheads
Yeti @ Butchers
GAME OF THE WEAK
Winner: Yeti
Second Line @ Hahalua
Winner: Hahalua
Otters @ Silverbacks
Winner: Otters
Outlaws @ Sabercats
Winner: Outlaws
Fire Salamanders @ Sailfish
Winner: Sailfish
Hawks @ Wraiths
Winner: Wraiths
Question Time:
AdamS:
Would you rather have 3 DPOY's or 1 Ultimus
Kyamprac:
What was your favorite play of week 1?
How's your fantasy team looking so far?
QuirkyTurtle:
In your opinion, who were the offensive and defensive players of the week in week 1?
Great start for the Yetis, stomping all over the fishies. Is there a world where the Yeti's finish this season undefeated??
If you haven't already by this point... Thoughts on Joel Drake's debut performance?
Love the pod. Keep it coming
Movie Recommendation:
“Blade Runner 2049”
Music Recommendation/Outro:
“Tears In The Rain”
Episode 3:
Intro:
Music- Walk On Fire-Gyom
Week Two Results:
Liberty @ Copperheads
Winner-Liberty 30-27
“27 points at home should be enough to win, a 10 point lead halfway through the 3rd quarter should be enough to win, holding a 7 point lead with the ball on your opponents 4 yard line on 1st and goal should be enough to win, we should be talking about an Austin victory right now, but we’re not because of untimely turnovers and a defense that should hold few excuses for their performance. Here’s the sad part, of the 30 points Philly scored, only 10 of those came off of turnovers. There were 20 points given up entirely on the fault of the defense, against a squad that should be easy pickings for any D, especially one playing at home. But I don’t want to just talk about Austin’s failures, Philly deserves their share of credit too. While they didn’t exactly rack up the yards, they stayed with Austin all game until they were able to exploit one fatal mistake that cost the Copperheads everything. Sometimes it’s easy to forget that whenever a team turns the ball over, or makes a mistake, somebody on the other squad had to force that error to happen,and that’s where the Liberty shined, forcing errors. On Austins 3 goal-to-go situations they faced, they only got 1 TD. The other attempts ended in a field goal and a pick. When Philly had a chance to stand tall they did so twice denying what should have been TD’s. Philly deserves as much credit for this win as the amount of blame Austin will get for this loss.”
Takeaways:
Austin:
Despite fewer TD’s, Zoe Watts had a much better week
Easton Cole on early MVP watch
Defense a massive letdown
Liberty:
Brock Phoenix career game
Still no run production
Brandon Brooker turned the tide
Notable Players:
Austin:
OFF:
Easton Cole-221 Yds, 2 TDs, 2 INTs, 83.2 QBR
Zoe Watts-22 Car, 97 Yds, 1 TD
DEF:
Troen Egghands-3 TCKs, 2 SCKs
Gregor Macgregor-2 TCKs, 1 FF, 1 PD, 1 INT
Liberty:
OFF:
Brock Phoenix-170 Yds, 3 TDs, 1 INT, 86.8 QBR
Simon Tremblay-9 PCKs
DEF:
Brandon Brooker-5 TCKs, 2 PDs, 2 INTs
Spike Suzuki-12 TCKs, 1 SCK
POTG:
Brandon Brooker 94 YD INT return on 1st and goal with 10:15 left in the 4th qtr
Yeti @ Butchers
Winner-Butchers
“This game showed exactly why it was so worrisome for Colorado when their offense got off to such a sluggish start last week. After scoring only 3 points in a half against the Sailfish, the Yeti only scrape together 6 in the entire game vs the Butchers. In the time it took me to say those words I’m pretty sure the Yeti fumbled the ball about 3 more times. Speaking of fumbles, the Yeti turnovers were both a product of fatal errors and unfathomably bad luck. The Yeti fumbled the ball 3 times, and lost that fumble every single time. Most teams fumble at least once a week, but many aren’t significant because they get recovered by the offense. In this case however the Yeti incredibly managed to lose every single fumble they created. Speaking of bad luck, every single fumble occurred on what should have been a huge gain.
Fumble #1: After a 20 yard carry by McDummy with 3 minutes to go in the 1st.
Fumble #2: On a run play immediately following a William Lim 40 yard completion with 2:45 left in the 3rd
Fumble #3: On a 46 yard completion to Dave Bautista with no time left in the 3rd
It would seem improbable that such a mistake could repeat itself so often in such a manor, but time and time again the Yeti shot themselves in the foot in game-changing moments. For Chicago, they should be grateful to pick up such a win. 17 points at home is nothing to brag about, but it got the job done. The running game was slightly improved over the previous week but nowhere near where they’d want it, and the pass game struggled until late in the 4th. Overall, neither team is going to want to look back on this game come the end of the year but a win is a win, and an important one at that.”
Takeaways:
Yeti:
Run game needs to get going. Now
Protect. Your. QB.
Defense shares none of the blame
Butchers:
Can’t rely on that many turnovers again
Run D was dominant
Keep the pass rush going
Notable Players:
Yeti:
OFF:
Dave Bautista-9 Rec, 105 Yds
William Lim-6 Rec, 103 Yds
DEF:
Melvin Murder-Moose-4 TCK, 2 PDs, 1 INT
Greedy Sly-4 TCK, 1 TFL, 1 PD, 1 INT
Butchers:
OFF:
Baby Yoda-17 Car, 73 Yds, 1 TD, 4.3 YPC
Bender B. Rodriguez-6 Rec, 84 Yds
DEF:
Tyron Shields-4 TCKs, 1 TFL, 1 FF, 2 FR, 1 PD, 1 INT
Osiris Firestorm-Fjord-7 TCK, 1 FF, 2 PD
POTG:
Tyron Shields’ 58 yard INT return that led to the game-deciding TD with 4:26 left in the 4th
Second Line @ Hahalua
Winner- Hahalua 55-27
“Well, OK then. I didn’t realize the hahalua had this type of a game in them, and against the Second Line no less! Luke Skywalker looked a lot more like ROTJ Luke than ANH Luke, and I guess the Second Line are Jabba The Hutt getting choked by Leia. Bad analogies aside even though I predicted a Honolulu win I hadn’t even began to dream of such a collapse on the part of the Second Line. Incredibly the score, which i remind you was 55-27, wasn’t even as close as it looked. 17 points scored by NOLA happened in the 4th quarter, way after the game had already been decided. 7 total TD’s are by far the most scored in one game by any team in both this year and the last. What’s really interesting is that no one receiver was extremely dominant, each of Skywalker’s 4 TD passes went to a different receiver. NOLA’s team failed at every turn on Offense, defense, and special teams, and nothing else needs to be said.”
Takeaways:
Second Line:
Slothlisberger continues to struggle
Early turnovers killed any shot
A total team loss
Hahalua:
Skywalker Tore up NOLA
Maika’i performance of the year
Defensive domination
Notable Players:
Second Line:
OFF:
Marcella Toriki-15 Car, 60 Yds, 1 TD, 4 YPC
Eddie Barker-5 Rec, 66 Yds, 1 TD
DEF:
Busch Light-9 TCK, 1 SCK, 1 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
Quenton Bode-11 TCK
Hahalua:
OFF:
Luke Skywalker-267 Yds, 4 TDs, 1 INT, 105.4 QBR
Ke’oke’o Kane-Maika’i-25 Car, 122 Yds, 3 TDs, 5 Rec, 64 Yds, 1 TD
DEF:
Shawn Dawkins-8 TCK, 1 SCK
Guy Fields-3 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
POTG:
Buck Thornton INT with 0:39 left in the 1st quarter.
Otters @ Silverbacks
Winner- Otters 31-27
GAME OF THE WEEK
“Boy oh boy is there quite a lot to talk about here! Early on it looked like we might have the biggest upset possible in league history when New York took a 14-3 lead late in the 1st quarter. Then Korin Abernathy returned the following kickoff 96 yards easily allowing OCO’s dead offense a spark and suddenly we had a game! Three straight 3-and-outs by New York followed by 3 straight TD drives from Orange County made the game look a lot closer to how most people expected, but then incredibly Sam Howitzer led New York downfield for a TD to pull the game within 3. Halftime hits and both teams get a crack at scoring but fail, then the Silverbacks manage to go down and get a game-tying field goal midway through the 3rd. Another field goal by New York put them up 3 and with them driving with only 6 minutes left it seemed all was lost for OCO, but their defense scraped together one last stop and Sulemen Ramza put together the drive of his life ending with a 24 yard TD pass to Tatsu Nakamura.”
Takeaways:
Otters:
When will they put together a complete game?
Offense finally shows life
Defense has no excuse
Silverbacks:
Time to get excited about Howitzer-real excited
You weren’t supposed to compete in this game
Just let development take its course
Notable Players:
Otters:
OFF:
Sulemen Ramza-285 Yds, 2 TDs, 115.7 QBR
Tatsu Nakamura-13 Car, 39 Yds, 2 TDs, 2 Rec, 30 Yds, 1 TD
DEF:
Deshun Jones-11 TCK, 1 FF, 1 FR
Rapid Eagle-6 TCk, 1 SCK
Silverbacks:
OFF:
Sam Howitzer-310 Yds, 2 TDs, 117.6 QBR
Jackston Kingston-4 Rec, 96 Yds, 1 TD
DEF:
Jack Banks-3 TCK, 1 TFL, 1 SCK, 1 PD
Jordan Andrews-4 TCK, 2 PDs
Outlaws @ Sabercats
Winner- Sabercats 27-19
“What an absolute mess of a game on both sides, a combined 4 turnovers with 3 total fumbles, all recovered by their respective teams. 9 Sacks and every point coming at an absolute premium. As a personal fan of defense I actually found this game quite entertaining. Though if you’re more a fan of Rams-Chiefs style games, it was probably more an exercise in torture to watch. For the Sabercats, while I found their offense slow and uninspired their defense was actually quite impressive, and Rashad Hilliard deserves a shoutout for continuing his ball-hawk ways from Minnesota. For Arizona Jay Cue continued to struggle but what I really want to see is how they play at home, their first two games this season have been road games where many teams will struggle, no matter the opponent. If the Outlaws start to drop home games, then it’s officially time to worry about the Outlaws.”
Takeaways:
Outlaws:
Defense can only hold for so long
Thomas Passman stepped up
Might need to give your run game a shot
Sabercats:
Offense looked better than they did
Defense played fantastic
Keep leaning on Lackson
Notable Players:
Outlaws:
OFF:
Thomas Passmann-5 REC, 119 Yds- 1 TD
DEF:
D.B Jadakiss-4 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Zamir Kehla-4 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Sabercats:
OFF:
Jamar Lackson-17 Car, 58 Yds, 1 TD, 3.4 YPC
DEF:
Rashad Hilliard-6 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
Tyron Brackinridge-7 TCK, 2 SCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Fire Salamanders @ Sailfish
Winner- Sailfish 10-6
“Speaking completely honestly, I don’t want to spend too much time talking about this game because it’s probably the most boring game this week, and I don’t remember too much of what happened in it. Neither team looked good but at least the Fire Salamanders had the excuse of playing on the road. What the hell is up with this Sailfish offense? Banks looks bad, the entire passing game is out of sorts, and they have yet to break 100 yards rushing as a team. I excused their struggles last week because they played the Yeti in Colorado but what’s the reasoning now? You’re facing an expansion team at home and all you can put up is 10 points? And your only TD is off of a punt return! So really all you scored was 3 points! At home! Against the BERLIN FIRE SALAMANDERS! You have put up only 1 TD in 2 weeks! I wanted to say that because you won and Colorado lost that you guys are my new #1 but I can’t! You barely stayed at 2! For Berlin, you didn’t look good, but at least you have excuses for it. I still say give Petrongolo the rock and get yourself a new QB as soon as possible.”
Takeaways:
Fire Salamanders:
Need a new QB
Lean on Petrongolo
Defense looks good
Sailfish:
GET YOUR SHIT TOGETHER
Notable Players:
Fire Salamanders:
OFF:
Danny King-17 car, 73 Yds, 4.3 YPC
Dre Matthews-5 Rec, 71 Yds, 14.2 YPC
DEF:
Adam Schell-9 Tck, 2 TFL, 1 FF
Eric Richards-2 TCK, 1 SCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Sailfish:
OFF:
Nobody
DEF:
Son Goku-8 TCK, 2 TFL
Cuco Clemente-4 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT
Hawks @ Wraiths
Winner- Wraiths 23-6
“And finally we have the Hawks vs the Wraiths, probably the only game this week to go exactly as everyone expected. The Hawks looked flat, and the Wraiths did more than enough to win. This kind of performance probably won’t be enough against most teams, but it does just fine vs Baltimore. For Baltimore, nobody gave them much of a chance on the road vs Yellowknife and seemingly for good reason. Chiki threw for over 300 yards but it’s a rather empty stat when you score a total of 6 points and no touchdowns. On the bright side, Doug Howlett still looked good.
Takeaways:
Hawks:
Keep your receivers
Drop your QB
Get a return man
Wraiths:
Pay Skyline whatever he wants
Keep running the football
Notable Players:
Wraiths:
OFF:
DEF:
Brach Thomaslacher-9 TCK, 2 PDs, 1 INT
Magnus Valkdyr-3 TCK, 1 PD, 1 INT, 1 TD
Hawks:
OFF:
Doug Howlett-7 REC, 115 YDS
DEF:
Matt Hole-6 TCK, 2 TFLs, 1 SCK, 1 FF, 1 FR
Nuniq Annastesia-5 TCK, 1 SCK
Players Of The Week:
Offense:
Ke’oke’o Kane-Maika’i-25 Car, 122 Yds, 3 TDs, 5 Rec, 64 Yds, 1 TD
Defense:
Tyron Shields-4 TCKs, 1 TFL, 1 FF, 2 FR, 1 PD, 1 INT
Power Rankings:
Colorado Yeti
Sarasota Sailfish
Chicago Butchers (+3)
New Orleans Second Line (-1)
TIER 1
Orange County Otters (-1)
Arizona Outlaws
Yellowknife Wraiths
TIER 2
Honolulu Hahalua (+2)
San Jose Sabercats
Austin Copperheads (-2)
TIER 3
Philadelphia Liberty (+1)
Baltimore Hawks (-1)
New York Silverbacks (+1)
Berlin Fire Salamanders (-1)
TIER 4
Week 3 Predictions:
Silverbacks @ Outlaws
Winner: Outlaws
Butchers @ Fire Salamanders
Winner: Butchers
Wraiths @ Yeti
Winner: Yeti
Hawks @ Hahalua
Winner: Hahalua
Sabercats @ Second Line
Winner: Second Line
Copperheads @ Otters
Winner: Otters
Sailfish @ Liberty
Winner: Sailfish
Week 4 Predictions:
Otters @ Outlaws
Winner: Outlaws
Yeti @ Hawks
Winner: Yeti
Wraiths @ Second Line
Winner: Second Line
Copperheads @ Silverbacks
Winner: Copperheads
Fire Salamanders @ Liberty
Winner: Liberty
Hahalua @ Sabercats
Winner: Hahalua
Butchers @ Sailfish
Winner: Sailfish
Question Time:
Zeagle1
how do you make so many podcasts so quickly?
who do you miss most from portland?
Can you get sent back down? we need you
Sylphreni
Thoughts on the Nhamlet trade?
Should Schwarz keep pink role long term?
Movie Recommendation:
“Buried”
Music Recommendation/Outro:
Secret today ‘cause spoilers shhhh
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