Bank hiring Banker for Bank stuff and Bank some other stuff if needed. In the Bank.

[Opera_Phantom]

If you read my last newsletter (you didn't) the Bank Team is looking to hire one user to replace @Moosecop because he just could not handle the pressure of having to wear a suit every day to work. Reluctantly... Thank you for your service Moose!

You're gonna be responsible for processing the transactions of 2 teams, so the requirement is that you can go through those at least once a week, so that we don't get stuff backed up.
It's not a complicated job, but it's a tough one because it requires you to maintain a certain level of activity to be able to process transactions as quickly as possible.

Requirements:
- Active user on Discord;
- Basic knowledge of Excel;
- Not holding any other league job.


If you are interested in working with us , please send me a DM through the forum (Don't use discord please, makes it easier for me to sort the applicants here) with some info about yourself and why you'd be a good choice. I'll then go to you to chat for a bit.

[Raven]

Hi

[excelsior]

Why do you need a basic knowledge of me?

[ReverendOReily]

smh this is career tampering, how dare you require that I quit my job to work for you

[Pat]

Let's say I don't want to quit my league job, but I still want to just hang out in a private server with you. Is that something you can accommodate?

[infinitempg]

can i use it to launder money to myself after all thats how it works in the real world right

[Opera_Phantom]

Why do you need a basic knowledge of me?

Because we do some stuff in the bank that requires... confidentiality...

Let's say I don't want to quit my league job, but I still want to just hang out in a private server with you. Is that something you can accommodate?

I do have an OnlyFans... Way better than a private server.

can i use it to launder money to myself after all thats how it works in the real world right

Oh, so you think your money is sitting tight in a bank vault? Oh... yeah, that's exactly where it is...

[Pat]

Gib Opera_Phantom onlyfans address please. I believe as you are a prospect in an upcoming draft I will require it for... scouting purposes.

[DatSmolBoi]

what the fuck is a excel?

[Opera_Phantom]

I had a lot more applicants than i expected, so i'm closing the application period so that i can talk to a shortlist of candidates.

Thank you all.