*Drip's WET Bets (part 2)

[Drip]

WELCOME TO WEEK 7!
Another edition of the only sportsbook media available, so the best sportsbook media available comin' at ya!

Welcome back to the premier betting advisory council of the ISFL Sproutsbook. Now listen, I know that maybe I didn't have the best luck last week, but that's okay! I made a great friend in Zoe Watts, even though @Kyamprac lost me all of my money, isn't friendship what wealth is all about? 

It's not.
Let's get into the bets!

I am going into debt for this bet!

 Philadelphia Liberty at Colorado Yeti  
O/U 57.5 Points

You read that right folks! I am betting more money than I currently have in my bank account. That is how confident I am on this bet. Philly boasts the legend Ryan Negs at QB, and their offense has shown the potential to put up big numbers. Yet, after 2 wins in a row and a season high 42 points versus a struggling hawks team, Philadelphia has yet to crack 17 points in a game. This offense, which has the ability to put up points in a hurry, will test the underperforming Colorado defense. Yet, I think the Philly defense, which allowed 69 (nice) points against Sarasota at home, won't be able to fully contain the overall studliness of the Colorado offense. Lead by Matthias Caliban, Colorado has a trio of weapons in William Lim, Richard Gilbert, and Raphael Delacour. All 3 are a threat to take it to the hole every time they touch the ball. The defense of the Yeti kept it close versus Berlin, so I feel like it'll be easily a close, defensive game. I'm hammering the under, I would suggest you do the same. 

TAKE THE UNDER BABY


Ben Slothlisberger? More like Ben Notlisberger! Sorry. 

 QB Ben Slothlisberger O/U 280.5

This should be an easy pick. New Orleans Quarterback Ben Slothlisberger (60.9 completion percentage, 2062 yards, 11 TD) is piloting a Secondline team that has yet to win a game this season. But here's the thing, it hasn't been all his fault. NOLA averages 294 pass yards per game. That is fifth in the league. New Orleans has trouble doing two things this season, and those are the rushing offense (12th in the league) and rushing defense (14th in the league). Slothlisberger can sling the rock, so it may be tempting to take the over here. I would be very cautious of that. In week 7 they are facing the Otters in Orange County. And, if there's one thing that those pesky Otters do well, it's defend against the pass. In fact, they are statistically the best team against the pass this season. This is no shade against big boy Ben, but their defense is too good to let Slothlisberger pass for over 280, let alone end NOLA's losing streak. I hope they win, because it would be awesome, but I would take the under as my best bet this week. If I had any more money and wasn't a homer for the Yeti, I would put everything into this.

MAKE MONEY IF YOU TAKE THE UNDER


Wetness of Week 7

These are my picks for the other bets this week. Last week, I very publicly went 1-5, so please take all my bets....... TO THE BANK! You gotta have confidence in your boy, I promise this will come out earlier for next week as well. I do this at work and I always run into things that I actually have to do. But make these and make some money! Love y'all!

Running Count: 1-5


 RB Tatsu Nakamura O/U 128.5 Scrimmage Yards
So, this was close to my number 2 bet of the week. Dude is an absolute stud, will be in the MVP race. I think this game will cement his place as one of the front runners
OVER


 WR Videl-San O/U 105.5 Receiving Yards
I was a homer and was absolutely positive that Colorado WR William Lim would get the over yesterday. I am still bitter. I don't want to bet on any WR overs unless I'm sure.
UNDER


 Chicago +8.5@ Berlin -8.5  
I like this matchup for Chicago. It will be a test to end the Fire Salamanders winning streak, but I honestly think the Butchers are gonna win this game in Berlin. Take Chicago.
BET THE BUTCHERS

Over/Under 2.5 Away Wins
Here are my predictions. Chicago, Austin, and New York are all gonna win on the road this week. That's 3 games. Go for the over.
OVER