05-31-2021, 12:35 AM
(This post was last modified: 06-03-2021, 04:50 AM by Asked Madden.)
Double media claim
Week one vs NYS: It’s week one which means we lost sadly, I don't know why fans decided to come but the streak will continue to 9 straight seasons sadly, Wait what? AZ won on opening day? I’m not dreaming right? OH MY GOD THEY WON! Thats right THEEE OUTLAWSSSS WINNN THEEEE OUTLAWS WINNN. What a game we saw and what a way to win! We are officially 1-0 on the season and it is nice to start off with a win! Lets get into the game balls!
Offense: What a performance from the offense, tons of big plays, clutch first downs, spectacular touchdowns, and a plethora of amazing performances. Lets start off with the offensive line, Calvin Golladay had himself a night! 7 Pancakes and didn’t allow a sack, he was a crucial part off this comeback and carried the load up front! With a dominant offensive line performance Stenny Cortez was able to have himself a day in the air! Cortez went 20/31 with 301 yards and three touchdowns! He had a very impressive passer rating of 115 and while he threw one interception still dominated and haunted the silverbacks secondary the entire night! Deadly Memes had a great night out of the backfield! Safe to say he was memeing the Silverbacks secondary recording 5 catches for 59 yards and a long of 30! Thomas Passman had a great day too! Passman led the Outlaws in receptions with 6 and had 46 yards and a touchdown! Tario Raimon dominated every single corner they put on ‘em! 4 receptions for 109 yards and a touchdown, Oh by the way he had a short touchdown, only 75 YARDS! Rookie Kicker Cade York had a pretty good night going 4/4 on PATs, 3/3 on FGs with a long of 50 yards, 5 punts for 274 yards for an average of 55 yards and a long of 66. With all these good performances its impossible to pick out a Player of the game right? Well there is this one player who just so happens to be the reigning MVP, yep thats right! Tatsu Nakamura was a force to be reckoned with (per usual). 24 attempts for 86 yards and 2 rushing touchdowns! But wait there's more, Tatsu also had one reception for 39 yards oh and it was a touchdown! What a great performance from so many Outlaws on the offensive side of the ball and congrats @qwest.
Sooo what about the defense? Well it took them a little to wake up, same for the offense, but when they did they were great! L’Gazzy Burfict led the way with 11 tackles and pretty much made every silverbacks player cry their ass off when ever he hit them. He also managed to get in the backfield once and get a Tackle for loss. L’Gazzy came up clutch and is tied for the most tackles in the league so far. Rich Tripplet played his tail off recording 9 tackles and coming up with two big pass deflections. Stanislaw Koniecpolski recorded 8 tackles, Galf wilf had 7 tackles and a sack, the worst player in AZ History Chuck Roth had 7 tackles and a Tackle for loss (okay fine Zeagle is okay I guess). Big shoutout to Glenn Smart who got his first career tackle! So you may be wondering now who will win the Player of the game award for the defense. Well I have to go with someone right? Even though they are a Sunderland fan and Cue said I could not believe in Sunderland I will give it to Tayshawn Crunk WHO BALLED OUT!!! 5 TACKLES, THREE PASS DEFLECTIONS, BUT THATS NOT ALL 2, YES TWOOOO INTERCEPTIONS. Crunk leads the league in INTs and is tied for third in pass deflections. The Silverbacks are still on the field crying after he embarrassed them all night long and was a bright spot in the secondary that did get a bit burnt on some plays. Congrats Crunk!
Did someone say 2-0? “No they said 0-2 and its a term to describe the Outlaws”,
“Wait we just won a game “
“Yeah but you never win week 2”
“HAHAHAH WE JUST DID”
THATS RIGHT THEEEEE OUTLAWS WIN THEEEEEEE OUTLAWS WIN. WE ARE 2-0 AND THIS IS THE POGGEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD SINCE LSU WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2019 AND LUCAS MOURA’S HATRICK IN AMSTERDAM IN 2018. THATS RIGHT IT IS SO POG I COMPARED IT TWO LEGENDARY THINGS.
Anyway I have two game balls to give out and have to explain them so lets do it! (Oh and before I go any further I dont like to give out game balls on b2b weeks unless people really sucked or someone did really well). Lets start with the offense. Once again the Outlaws put up a strong offensive performance and it started at the offensive line. Bobby Mcdonald put up 9 pancakes and didnt allow a sack, downside is he gave up two penalties but we will that slide for now, Calvin Golladay put up yet another solid performance pushing around those stinky Copperheads and recording 8 pancakes. THE REIGNING MVP put up some great numbers, 27 rushing attempts for 152 yards and one touchdown, Tatsu also had a long run of 43 yards that essentially sealed the deal for the Outlaws. The Wide receiver core had another good day, Daran Parma tallied 8 catches to bring his season total to 12 and added 101 passing yards to bring his total to 149 on the year, Taro Raimon had another 6 receptions for 61 yards and one touchdown, Thomas Passman had yet another great game, 5 more receptions for 90 yards and two touchdowns to help the Outlaws get a much needed victory. Rookie Kicker Cade York had another good game going 4/4 on PATs and nailing a 51 on yard Field Goal to set a new career high. He also punted 6 times for 261 yards, for an average of 43 yards per punt and pinned them inside the 20 3 times. Now with all that being said the week two offensive game ball goes to… the QB Charlemagne Cortez AKA Stenny. What a game from Charlemange, he goes 24/31, throws for 288 yards, averaged 9.3 yards per completion, he threw for not one, not two, BUT THREE touchdowns and did not throw an interception. Congratulations Stenny!
I also gotta give some love to the defensive boys. What a good game they had! It was a pretty balance performance stats wise. There was a three way tie for the leading tackler in this game. Stanislaw Koniecpolski improved his season tackle tally to 13 as he was able to add 5 on tonight, DB Jadakiss also tallied 5 tackles to bring their season total to 8, Rich Triplet also had 5 tackles on the night. Week one player of the game Tayshawn Crunk had another great night with 4 tackles and one pass deflection. I think at this present time I think it is safe to say that Crunk is back which is also very pog. Free Safety Wesley Eriksen added 4 tackles to their season total and bringing it to 8. He also tallied one Pass Deflection. Linebacker Galf Wilf added three tackles which brings their season total to 10. Big shoutout to Defensive Linemen Fergus Callaghan Jr. Who picked up his first career tackles. I guess I have to mention Chuck Roth who had a tackle and a sack, yes I mentioned the two Chelsea fans at the bottom because Chelsea is bad and will lose to City. ANWAY, you may be wondering who the player of the game are? Well lets just say its someone Perfect, its L’Gazzy Burfict, see what I did there? Burfict tallied four tackles, one sack, one pass deflection, and one amazing interception to help the Outlaws offense get rolling. Safe to say it was a perfect game for L’Gazzy Burfict and that is very very very very excellent. Congratulations L’Gazzy!
Whats better than 2-0?
“How would you know, you shouldn’t even be 2-0”
“"I love seeing haters cry, it’s my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. Their tears are the only reason I'm still alive; I was born to love and enjoy the failure that they have achieved.”
Whether you like it or not(you all better like it) the outlaws are 3-0 THATS RIGHT BABY WE WON AGAIN. The Hahaula go down 44-15 and 2 of those points are on the offense. It’s late and I am tired so I am just going to get into game balls.
Offense: Great performance from a lot of great players, lets start with Stenny, now I know you are gonna be upset he didnt win but he won lest week and we cant do back to back so I am sorry stenny. Cortex went off 21/32 for 324 yards two touchdowns and an interception that we wont talk about it. The reigning MVP Tatsu Nakamura had another good game on the ground, on 24 attempts 138 yards 2 touchdowns and an average of 5.8 per carry and a long of 18 yards. Darren Parma led the way in the receiving core with 5 receptions for 122 yards and a touchdown. Taro Raimon also had a good game catching 5 passes for 82 yards and another touchdown. I really hope you took the over on that Cade York bet because he absolutely smashed it. 5/5 on PATs and 3 for 4 on kicks, we will not talk about the one miss and it is going to be the only kick he ever misses in his career. So who is the player of the game you ask? Calvin Gollday, the offensive line played great and Golladay led the way with not one, two, three , four, five, six, seve, eight, nine, ten, but eleven, yes eleven pancakes he did not allow a sack AND on top of all of that he had one reception for 16 yards, that is one hell of a game for an offensive linemen.
Defense: Berfict is perfect and he had himself another perfect game. He had 6 tackles and 2 sacks and a pass deflection, so you may ask why he isnt player of the game. Well he won it last week so his perfect game gets him an honorable mention for now! DB Jadakiss had another shocking performance with 4 tackles and three pass deflections. Crunk is back, 4 tackles and two more pass deflections. Rich Triplet continues to torcher every offense with 4 more tackles and two more pass deflections. We have another shocking performance though and it will earn this player the player of the game. Chuck Roth is just really really trying not to be bad and it is confusing. Zeagle wins player of the game with five tackles and a sack and this will not distract from the fact that all these fuckers jealous of our success that zeagle kid should really stfu and actually learn how to win an Ultimini; imagine having a stacked team of send downs and still being a shit tier GM. Now I will give another player of the game because its hard to pick just one Galf Wilf take a bow, you are our second player of the game with two tackles, a sack, two pass deflections and pick Wilf was a force to be reckoned with tonight. Congrats to both of our player of the games.
Week one vs NYS: It’s week one which means we lost sadly, I don't know why fans decided to come but the streak will continue to 9 straight seasons sadly, Wait what? AZ won on opening day? I’m not dreaming right? OH MY GOD THEY WON! Thats right THEEE OUTLAWSSSS WINNN THEEEE OUTLAWS WINNN. What a game we saw and what a way to win! We are officially 1-0 on the season and it is nice to start off with a win! Lets get into the game balls!
Offense: What a performance from the offense, tons of big plays, clutch first downs, spectacular touchdowns, and a plethora of amazing performances. Lets start off with the offensive line, Calvin Golladay had himself a night! 7 Pancakes and didn’t allow a sack, he was a crucial part off this comeback and carried the load up front! With a dominant offensive line performance Stenny Cortez was able to have himself a day in the air! Cortez went 20/31 with 301 yards and three touchdowns! He had a very impressive passer rating of 115 and while he threw one interception still dominated and haunted the silverbacks secondary the entire night! Deadly Memes had a great night out of the backfield! Safe to say he was memeing the Silverbacks secondary recording 5 catches for 59 yards and a long of 30! Thomas Passman had a great day too! Passman led the Outlaws in receptions with 6 and had 46 yards and a touchdown! Tario Raimon dominated every single corner they put on ‘em! 4 receptions for 109 yards and a touchdown, Oh by the way he had a short touchdown, only 75 YARDS! Rookie Kicker Cade York had a pretty good night going 4/4 on PATs, 3/3 on FGs with a long of 50 yards, 5 punts for 274 yards for an average of 55 yards and a long of 66. With all these good performances its impossible to pick out a Player of the game right? Well there is this one player who just so happens to be the reigning MVP, yep thats right! Tatsu Nakamura was a force to be reckoned with (per usual). 24 attempts for 86 yards and 2 rushing touchdowns! But wait there's more, Tatsu also had one reception for 39 yards oh and it was a touchdown! What a great performance from so many Outlaws on the offensive side of the ball and congrats @qwest.
Sooo what about the defense? Well it took them a little to wake up, same for the offense, but when they did they were great! L’Gazzy Burfict led the way with 11 tackles and pretty much made every silverbacks player cry their ass off when ever he hit them. He also managed to get in the backfield once and get a Tackle for loss. L’Gazzy came up clutch and is tied for the most tackles in the league so far. Rich Tripplet played his tail off recording 9 tackles and coming up with two big pass deflections. Stanislaw Koniecpolski recorded 8 tackles, Galf wilf had 7 tackles and a sack, the worst player in AZ History Chuck Roth had 7 tackles and a Tackle for loss (okay fine Zeagle is okay I guess). Big shoutout to Glenn Smart who got his first career tackle! So you may be wondering now who will win the Player of the game award for the defense. Well I have to go with someone right? Even though they are a Sunderland fan and Cue said I could not believe in Sunderland I will give it to Tayshawn Crunk WHO BALLED OUT!!! 5 TACKLES, THREE PASS DEFLECTIONS, BUT THATS NOT ALL 2, YES TWOOOO INTERCEPTIONS. Crunk leads the league in INTs and is tied for third in pass deflections. The Silverbacks are still on the field crying after he embarrassed them all night long and was a bright spot in the secondary that did get a bit burnt on some plays. Congrats Crunk!
Did someone say 2-0? “No they said 0-2 and its a term to describe the Outlaws”,
“Wait we just won a game “
“Yeah but you never win week 2”
“HAHAHAH WE JUST DID”
THATS RIGHT THEEEEE OUTLAWS WIN THEEEEEEE OUTLAWS WIN. WE ARE 2-0 AND THIS IS THE POGGEST THING IN THE ENTIRE WORLD SINCE LSU WON THE NATIONAL CHAMPIONSHIP IN 2019 AND LUCAS MOURA’S HATRICK IN AMSTERDAM IN 2018. THATS RIGHT IT IS SO POG I COMPARED IT TWO LEGENDARY THINGS.
Anyway I have two game balls to give out and have to explain them so lets do it! (Oh and before I go any further I dont like to give out game balls on b2b weeks unless people really sucked or someone did really well). Lets start with the offense. Once again the Outlaws put up a strong offensive performance and it started at the offensive line. Bobby Mcdonald put up 9 pancakes and didnt allow a sack, downside is he gave up two penalties but we will that slide for now, Calvin Golladay put up yet another solid performance pushing around those stinky Copperheads and recording 8 pancakes. THE REIGNING MVP put up some great numbers, 27 rushing attempts for 152 yards and one touchdown, Tatsu also had a long run of 43 yards that essentially sealed the deal for the Outlaws. The Wide receiver core had another good day, Daran Parma tallied 8 catches to bring his season total to 12 and added 101 passing yards to bring his total to 149 on the year, Taro Raimon had another 6 receptions for 61 yards and one touchdown, Thomas Passman had yet another great game, 5 more receptions for 90 yards and two touchdowns to help the Outlaws get a much needed victory. Rookie Kicker Cade York had another good game going 4/4 on PATs and nailing a 51 on yard Field Goal to set a new career high. He also punted 6 times for 261 yards, for an average of 43 yards per punt and pinned them inside the 20 3 times. Now with all that being said the week two offensive game ball goes to… the QB Charlemagne Cortez AKA Stenny. What a game from Charlemange, he goes 24/31, throws for 288 yards, averaged 9.3 yards per completion, he threw for not one, not two, BUT THREE touchdowns and did not throw an interception. Congratulations Stenny!
I also gotta give some love to the defensive boys. What a good game they had! It was a pretty balance performance stats wise. There was a three way tie for the leading tackler in this game. Stanislaw Koniecpolski improved his season tackle tally to 13 as he was able to add 5 on tonight, DB Jadakiss also tallied 5 tackles to bring their season total to 8, Rich Triplet also had 5 tackles on the night. Week one player of the game Tayshawn Crunk had another great night with 4 tackles and one pass deflection. I think at this present time I think it is safe to say that Crunk is back which is also very pog. Free Safety Wesley Eriksen added 4 tackles to their season total and bringing it to 8. He also tallied one Pass Deflection. Linebacker Galf Wilf added three tackles which brings their season total to 10. Big shoutout to Defensive Linemen Fergus Callaghan Jr. Who picked up his first career tackles. I guess I have to mention Chuck Roth who had a tackle and a sack, yes I mentioned the two Chelsea fans at the bottom because Chelsea is bad and will lose to City. ANWAY, you may be wondering who the player of the game are? Well lets just say its someone Perfect, its L’Gazzy Burfict, see what I did there? Burfict tallied four tackles, one sack, one pass deflection, and one amazing interception to help the Outlaws offense get rolling. Safe to say it was a perfect game for L’Gazzy Burfict and that is very very very very excellent. Congratulations L’Gazzy!
Whats better than 2-0?
“How would you know, you shouldn’t even be 2-0”
“"I love seeing haters cry, it’s my daily medicine, my weekly energy, my monthly inspiration and my yearly motivation. Their tears are the only reason I'm still alive; I was born to love and enjoy the failure that they have achieved.”
Whether you like it or not(you all better like it) the outlaws are 3-0 THATS RIGHT BABY WE WON AGAIN. The Hahaula go down 44-15 and 2 of those points are on the offense. It’s late and I am tired so I am just going to get into game balls.
Offense: Great performance from a lot of great players, lets start with Stenny, now I know you are gonna be upset he didnt win but he won lest week and we cant do back to back so I am sorry stenny. Cortex went off 21/32 for 324 yards two touchdowns and an interception that we wont talk about it. The reigning MVP Tatsu Nakamura had another good game on the ground, on 24 attempts 138 yards 2 touchdowns and an average of 5.8 per carry and a long of 18 yards. Darren Parma led the way in the receiving core with 5 receptions for 122 yards and a touchdown. Taro Raimon also had a good game catching 5 passes for 82 yards and another touchdown. I really hope you took the over on that Cade York bet because he absolutely smashed it. 5/5 on PATs and 3 for 4 on kicks, we will not talk about the one miss and it is going to be the only kick he ever misses in his career. So who is the player of the game you ask? Calvin Gollday, the offensive line played great and Golladay led the way with not one, two, three , four, five, six, seve, eight, nine, ten, but eleven, yes eleven pancakes he did not allow a sack AND on top of all of that he had one reception for 16 yards, that is one hell of a game for an offensive linemen.
Defense: Berfict is perfect and he had himself another perfect game. He had 6 tackles and 2 sacks and a pass deflection, so you may ask why he isnt player of the game. Well he won it last week so his perfect game gets him an honorable mention for now! DB Jadakiss had another shocking performance with 4 tackles and three pass deflections. Crunk is back, 4 tackles and two more pass deflections. Rich Triplet continues to torcher every offense with 4 more tackles and two more pass deflections. We have another shocking performance though and it will earn this player the player of the game. Chuck Roth is just really really trying not to be bad and it is confusing. Zeagle wins player of the game with five tackles and a sack and this will not distract from the fact that all these fuckers jealous of our success that zeagle kid should really stfu and actually learn how to win an Ultimini; imagine having a stacked team of send downs and still being a shit tier GM. Now I will give another player of the game because its hard to pick just one Galf Wilf take a bow, you are our second player of the game with two tackles, a sack, two pass deflections and pick Wilf was a force to be reckoned with tonight. Congrats to both of our player of the games.
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