*Every OL Ranked! (Week 13 edition)

[Swanty]

A little late, but here are the OL rankings after Friday night's games! A couple of new entrants to the Pro Bowl lineups this week

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CENTERS

#14 (-) - Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems (H) - 2.6 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
HON's bot still trails the league in pancakes, only managing 3 on Friday night

#13 (-) - Macaroni Elephant (H) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.8 PenYds
Big Mac puts in an above average performance with 5 pancakes, but will need to up that significantly to crack the top half in the last 3 weeks of the season

#12 (-) - Fats Domino (B) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.4 PenYds
A standard 4 pancake game for NOLA's bot center

#11 (-) - Donald McBobby (H) - 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.5 PenYds
5 pancakes and a clean game is just what Arizona needed from their veteran center

#10 (▼4) - Mike Urtsi (B) - 3.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds, 0.1 FR
A fall in the tightly packed midfield tier of centers after giving up a sack last week

#9 (-) - Taylor Cooper (H) - 3.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.4 PenYds
Cooper managed just 4 pancakes and conceded a penalty

#8 (▲2) - Carl Wheezer (H) - 2.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.3 PenYds
Wheezer rises by staying out of trouble, despite just 2 pancakes on the day

#7 (▼2) - Slurms McKenzie (H) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.8 PenYds
Slurms put up a very nice 8 pancakes but also gave up his 2nd sack of the season

#6 (▲2) - Bob Bob (H) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYds
Bob Bob, so good they named him twice, rises with a clean game and 5 pancakes

#5 (▲2) - Northern Goshawk (B) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.8 PenYds
It was a low bar, but BAL's center takes the CotW award, putting up 7 pancakes

#4 (-) - Manhattan Project (H) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.7 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Project kept it clean but only managed 3 pancakes today

#3 (▼2) - Icebox Riposte (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens
Project's main rival for Center of the Year, Riposte, only put up a single pancake this week

#2 (▲1) - Beep Bot (B) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYds
SJS's bot center profits from Icebox's quiet day, jumping to 2nd with 5 pancakes

#1 (▲1) - Funky Kong (B) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
Funky Kong takes the top spot, also putting in a 5 'cake performance

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GUARDS

#28 (-) - Richard Littlewood (H) - 3.6 Pancakes, 0.6 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.4 PenYds
Littlewood concedes his 8th sack of the season. HON will be praying he returns to activity and buffs those attributes before next season

#27 (-) - Pope Francis (H) - 3.2 Pancakes, 0.5 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.4 PenYds
The Pope had a clean game but only managed 3 pancakes this week

#26 (▼1) - Pat Pancake (B) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.3 PenYds, 0.1 FR
2 penalties for SJS's bot takes his season total to 7

#25 (▲1) - Givussafare Rubbe (H) - 3.2 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.6 PenYds
Rubbe picked up his 6th penalty of the season and added 4 pancakes.

#24 (-) - James Gath (H) - 3.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3 PenYds
Gath had a strong day by his standards, pancaking defenders 6 times.

#23 (-) - Samson Pooky (B) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
This YKW bot had an average day, pancaking 4 defenders

#22 (-) - Mattress Cadaire (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds, 0.2 FR
Cadaire could only manage 2 'cakes today but stayed out of trouble at least.

#21 (▼2) - Brokk Lee (B) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
Lee falls a couple of spots thanks to picking up a penalty

#20 (-) - FederalJudge FuzzyDotson (B) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
Philly's guard bot was fairly anonymous, only picking up 3 pancakes.

#19 (▲2) - Jurgen Wall (B) - 5.2 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Decent day for Berlin's bot, with 7 pancakes to his name

#18 (-) - Ne Mo (H) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.8 PenYds
7 was the magic number for Ne Mo as well, though he did pick up his second penalty of the season

#17 (▼2) - Connor Quigley (H) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Quigley drops a few spots owing to a penalty (though only his first of the season) and a low 2 pancakes.

#16 (▼4) - Jelly Roll Morton (B) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYds
Morton falls a few spots scoring just 4 pancakes and conceding a sack.

#15 (▼4) - Ananda Adyan (H) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.8 PenYds
Exactly the same stat line for Adyan

#14 (▼4) - Senator SamTorenson (B) - 4.8 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
7 pancakes and a clean day for Philly's bot, who falls a few spots because I messed up his numbers last week..

#13 (▲4) - Bob Ones (B) - 5.7 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
Big jump for this YKW bot who posted an impressive 12 pancakes, though the game came with a penalty.

#12 (▲4) - Quentin Button (H) - 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
A quiet 4 pancake day for Button, but a clean performance was enough to push him up the rankings

#11 (▲3) - Dorfus Jimbo Jr. (H) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds, 0.1 FR
And an identical stat line for the other COL guard

#10 (▼1) - Prince Brondon (B) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.2 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Just 2 pancakes for the Prince last week

#9 (▲4) - Running Back (H) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYds
Running Back (whatever happened to this guy's name change?) is our GotW, staying out of trouble and posting an amazing 11 pancakes as a guard

#8 (-) - Louis Armstrong (B) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
Everyone in the top 12 didn't concede a single negative play this week. NOLA's bot added 5 pancakes to stay 8th

#7 (▼2) - Rigby Raccoon (H) - 4.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.8 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Raccoon falls, only pancaking 4 defenders on Friday night

#6 (▲1) - Hawk Rough-Legged (B) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.4 PenYds
Baltimore's bot managed 8

#5 (▲1) - Maiteers Rico-Shea (H) - 5.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.4 PenYds
As did Rico-Shea, who jumps into the top 5

#4 (▼1) - Felix Archstone (H) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Archstone falls a little, only registering 3 pancakes

#3 (▼2) - Marlon Alexander (H) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Alexander drops out of first place owing to a single pancake performance, but holds onto his Pro Bowl spot.

#2 (▲2) - LeBron James III (H) - 4.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
LBJIII is our top human guard this week, courtesy of a strong 7 pancake game

#1 (▲1) - Hawk Broad-Winged (B) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Baltimore's bot takes the top spot, registering 8 pancakes this week

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TACKLES

#28 (-) - Tim Pest (B) - 5.7 Pancakes, 0.7 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.9 PenYds
This absolute Pest picked up his NINTH allowed sack of the season. A stark contrast to superstar Ding Dong

#27 (-) - Moe Skeeter (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.6 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Skeeter also conceded a sack to go with his 4 pancakes

#26 (▼1) - Hawk Red-Shouldered (B) - 4.7 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.1 PenYds
Baltimore's tackle bot only managed 2 pancakes as well as an SA

#25 (▲1) - Kyle Broflovski (B) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.5 Pens, 2.8 PenYds
Despite a single pancake performance, the bot jumps a spot

#24 (-) - Marc Hamel (H) - 6.4 Pancakes, 0.5 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
Hamel has been all over the box score this season. A great pancake total but has allowed 7 sacks

#23 (-) - Bord Leerus (B) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2 PenYds
A very nice 9 pancake day for this bot

#22 (-) - Thad Pennington Jr. (H) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.2 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Pennington had a quiet one, with 4 pancakes

#21 (▼3) - Harley Fank (H) - 5.2 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.6 PenYds
Fank drops a few spots after 3 pancakes and his 3rd allowed sack of the season

#20 (-) - Kenny McCormick (B) - 5.6 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.4 PenYds
4 'cakes for HON's other bot

#19 (▲2) - Tim Amper (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3 PenYds
5 for T.Amper

#18 (▼1) - Cade Williams (H) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
7 pancakes for this rookie, but he also picked up his first SA of the season

#17 (▲2) - Dick Thruster (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0 Pens
D. Thruster rises a couple of spots thanks to a clean game and 7 pancakes

#16 (▼1) - Simon Tremblay (H) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Tremblay had a couple of negative plays on Friday night, an allowed sack and a penalty, to go with his 9 pancakes

#15 (▼2) - Byron Dolls (H) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
Dolls has had a quiet season this year. He had a low pancake total again with just 4, but picked up his first allowed sack of the season

#14 (▼3) - Brent Silva (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 3.1 PenYds
A tough day at the Office for Brent, who had 1 pancake, 1 SA and 1 penalty. Some days you are the pigeon, and some days you are the statue.

#13 (▲3) - Stumpy Jones (H) - 6.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.7 PenYds
Big Stumpy J had the game of his career, picking up 10 pancakes and no negatives

#12 (▲2) - Gluteus Maximus (H) - 6.6 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.3 PenYds
A decent day for Maximum, with 8 pancakes, but he did pick up his 7th penalty of the season

#11 (▲1) - Future Trunks (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.2 PenYds
Future Trunks had a nice 7 pancake game

#10 (-) - Julio Jones (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
An average 5 pancake day for Jones who holds onto his top 10 spot

#9 (-) - Adam Mellott (H) - 6.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
Mellott also had a 5 pancake day. He's pretty securely sandwiched into 9th spot right now.

#8 (▼2) - Hawk Red-Tailed (B) - 8.4 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.4 PenYds
The Baltimore bot and Golladay are in a mini tier of their own here. The bot had 10 pancakes but picked up an SA.

#7 (▲1) - Calvin Golladay (H) - 8.4 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.6 PenYds
Golladay rises as a result. He had just 6 pancakes

#6 (▼2) - Matt Krause (H) - 7.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
Krause falls with only 4 pancakes. 3rd place to 6th is very tightly packed.

#5 (▼2) - Leeroy Jenkins (H) - 7.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
7 pancakes for Jenkins. He has just one negative play, a penalty, on the season

#4 (▲3) - Alexander Franklin (H) - 8.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 0.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Franklin is our TotW, posting 10 pancakes and rising to 4th spot. He'll need to edge in front of Buckley if he wants that Pro Bowl spot. (TotW)

#3 (▲2) - Bruce Buckley (H) - 7.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
Buckley holds his 3rd place spot with 9 pancakes, but is definitely under threat from the 2 or 3 behind him.

#2 (-) - Mo Magic (H) - 8.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens, 0.1 FR
A solid 8 pancake performance for Mo. He's on cruise control for the best tackle in the NSFC for now.

#1 (-) - Jaja Ding Dong (H) - 8.9 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
But what's this? Ding Dong is human after all! He looks set to smash the pancake record having posted 11 on Friday night, but he also picked up a 5 yard penalty, his first negative play of the season. A couple more like that and Mo might take the frontrunner spot for OLotY.

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Swanty's Pro Bowl lineups

ASFC
T - Jaja Ding Dong (T/OL of the Year)
G - Marlon Alexander
C - Slurms McKenzie
G - Felix Archstone
T - Calvin Golladay

NSFC
T - Mo Magic
G - Lebron James III (Guard of the Year)
C - Icebox Riposte (Center of the Year)
G - Running Back NEW
T - Bruce Buckley NEW

[124715]

This list only brings pain

[Pat]

I love these articles.
I also love seeing @Hordle make his way up the Tackle rankings.

[Mavfatha]

I don't care about much in sim leagues anymore but reading about my fellow O-Line buddies is tops of the list, good stuff!

[Frostbite]

Why are our low TPE guards so good