This week was a bit of a crazy one for the big tackles in the ISFL.. Read on to see why!
NOTE: We've seen a bit of movement between tackle, guard and center this week. The rankings will count the player at the position he played at most during the season, but performance will be normalised based on the average performance of everyone at each position. For example, a center who played all 16 games at center and had 4.0 pancakes per game will rank higher than a center who had 4.2 pancakes per game but played a few games at tackle.
CENTERS
#14 (-) - Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems (H)
- 2.8 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYds
HON's center moves off the bottom of the pancake rankings with 5 on the day, but he's still our last ranked center
#13 (-) - Macaroni Elephant (H)
- 3.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds
4 'cakes for Big Mac. A solid day
#12 (-) - Fats Domino (B)
- 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.6 Pens, 4.6 PenYds
NOLA's guard got himself into trouble today, earning his 7th, 8th and 9th penalties of the season
#11 (-) - Donald McBobby (H)
- 3.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.2 PenYds
McBobby managed just a single pancake today
#10 (▼2) - Carl Wheezer (H)
- 2.8 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
As did Carl Wheezer, who sits last with just 37 on the season
#9 (▲1) - Mike Urtsi (B)
- 3.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Urtsi only grabs 3, but profits from Wheezer's fall
#8 (▲1) - Taylor Cooper (H)
- 3.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.2 PenYds
Coops had a decent showing vs SJS, with 6 pancakes and a clean performance
#7 (▼3) - Manhattan Project (H)
- 4.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.6 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Project has stumbled in recent weeks, this time he could only manage 2 pancakes and gave up his second sack of the season
#6 (▲1) - Slurms McKenzie (H)
- 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds
Slurms had a solid 4 pancake day and rises courtesy of Project's fall
#5 (▲1) - Bob Bob (H)
- 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds
Bob Bob had a nice performance with 6 pancakes on the day.
#4 (▲1) - Northern Goshawk (B)
- 5.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.6 PenYds
The top four centers all had great games this week. 8 pancakes for BAL's bot.
#3 (-) - Icebox Riposte (H)
- 3.7 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens
8 also for Icebox Riposte. He's on the cusp of making it two full seasons without a single negative play.
#2 (▼1) - Funky Kong (B)
- 4.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.4 PenYds
Another 8 for Funky Kong in the battle of the bots at the top.
#1 (▲1) - Beep Bot (B)
- 4.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYds
Beep Bot edges it this week with 9 pancakes to be our center of the week.
GUARDS
#28 (-) - Richard Littlewood (H) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.6 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.6 PenYds
LV added his 6th penalty of the season this week to go with his 8 SAs.
#27 (-) - Pope Francis (H) - 3.2 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
The Pope had another clean game but he'll need more than 3 pancakes a week to make it out of the bottom two.
#26 (-) - Pat Pancake (B) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.1 PenYds, 0.1 FR
SJS's Pancake lived up to his name as he recorded a single one.
#25 (-) - Givussafare Rubbe (H) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.3 PenYds
Rubbe looked like himself in his prime, racking up 8 pancakes today (GotW)
#24 (-) - James Gath (H) - 2.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.8 PenYds
Gath was moved to center this week and only managed 2 pancakes.
#23 (-) - Samson Pooky (B) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.9 PenYds
YKW's bot cost his team with a penalty twice last night, adding just 4 pancakes.
#22 (▼2) - FederalJudge FuzzyDotson (B) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYds
Philly's bot drops a couple of spots thanks to its 5th SA of the season, despite 8 pancakes
#21 (▲1) - Mattress Cadaire (H) - 3.4 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYds, 0.1 FR
The Mattress laid down 4 defenders today
#20 (▼1) - Jurgen Wall (B) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Berlin's bot could only muster 3 cakes to go with a penalty
#19 (▼6) - Bob Ones (B) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYds
Big drop in a tight tier for B.Ones thanks to a 2 pancake 1 SA performance
#18 (▲3) - Brokk Lee (B) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.7 PenYds
Lee moves up some spots despite a penalty. His 7 pancakes helped bump him a few spots
#17 (▲1) - Ne Mo (H) - 5.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
Ne Mo recorded a penalty but added a brilliant 10 pancakes from the guard position
#16 (▼1) - Ananda Adyan (H) - 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds
Adyan will need to have a couple of really strong games if he wants back into the Pro Bowl conversation. He only managed 1 pancake last night.
#15 (▼1) - Senator SamTorenson (B) - 4.6 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.4 PenYds
As did Philly's bot.
#14 (▲3) - Connor Quigley (H) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Quigley had a decent 5 pancake day, but leapfrogs 3 guards all the same
#13 (▲3) - Jelly Roll Morton (B) - 3.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYds
Morton also jumps up 3 spots, despite just 4 pancakes
#12 (-) - Quentin Button (H) - 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.1 PenYds
Button is at the head of this tightly packed tier, and stays there courtesy of a clean 3 pancake day
#11 (▼3) - Louis Armstrong (B) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
Armstrong falls thanks to an allowed sack
#10 (▲1) - Dorfus Jimbo Jr. (H) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Jimbo moves into the top ten after pancaking 7 defenders
#9 (-) - Running Back (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYds
Running Back holds onto a Pro Bowl spot with Jimbo on his heels, despite a penalty and 4 pancakes
#8 (▲2) - Prince Brondon (B) - 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.1 PenYds, 0.1 FR
NY's bot has had a good season but was largely anonymous today with just 3 pancakes
#7 (-) - Rigby Raccoon (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Raccoon's first game as a Butcher was decent, recording 5 pancakes.
#6 (-) - Hawk Rough-Legged (B) - 5.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.4 Pens, 4 PenYds
The Hawks' 2nd best guard bot managed just 4 pancakes today.
#5 (-) - Maiteers Rico-Shea (H) - 5.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.4 Pens, 4.1 PenYds
Rico-Shea holds onto his 5th place spot with 5 pancakes and needs to overtake one of the next two to claim a Pro Bowl spot.
#4 (▼1) - Marlon Alexander (H) - 4.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Alexander drops out to his Pro Bowl colleague Archstone after a 3 pancake performance
#3 (▲1) - Felix Archstone (H) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYds
Archstone's 7 pancake day propels him up the charts. He's virtually on a par with LBJIII for the GotY spot
#2 (-) - LeBron James III (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
LeBron holds onto the top human spot with 5 pancakes and a clean game
#1 (-) - Hawk Broad-Winged (B) - 5.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYds
Baltimore's bot is once again out in front after racking up 7 pancakes last night.
TACKLES
#28 (-) - Tim Pest (B) - 5.4 Pancakes, 0.6 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.4 PenYds
Pest has really been a pest this year. Just one pancake to go with his 16th negative play of the season, this time a penalty
#27 (▼1) - Hawk Red-Shouldered (B) - 4.5 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.9 PenYds
The Hawks bots are usually up there, but this one has struggled this season, picking up it's 6th SA of the season last night
#26 (▲1) - Moe Skeeter (H) - 3.3 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.4 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Skeeter had a clean game this week but managed just 4 pancakes
#25 (-) - Kyle Broflovski (B) - 4.2 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.3 PenYds
4 pancakes and a penalty for this bot
#24 (-) - Marc Hamel (H) - 6.2 Pancakes, 0.5 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.7 PenYds
3 pancakes and a penalty for this human
#23 (▼4) - Tim Amper (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.8 PenYds
Amper drops a few spots courtesy of a 4 pancake 1 SA game
#22 (▼1) - Harley Fank (H) - 4.9 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.5 PenYds
Fank falls courtesy of a 1 pancake day
#21 (▲1) - Thad Pennington Jr. (H) - 3.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Pennington benefits despite only managing 4 pancakes himself
#20 (▲3) - Bord Leerus (B) - 5.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.9 PenYds
Bord rises 3 spots despite just 5 pancakes
#19 (▲1) - Kenny McCormick (B) - 5.9 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.9 PenYds
HON's bot had a very nice 9 pancakes but picked up a penalty on the way
#18 (-) - Cade Williams (H) - 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYds
The first year tackle kept it clean, only conceding 3 negative plays on the season so far. His pancake rate will likely improve in his second year, managing just 4 last night.
#17 (-) - Dick Thruster (H) - 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0 Pens
4 pancakes for Thruster as well
#16 (▼1) - Byron Dolls (H) - 4.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.4 PenYds
Last year's pancake leader only bagged himself 3 today. Regression has hit Dolls particularly hard this season.
#15 (▲1) - Simon Tremblay (H) - 5.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYds
Tremblay rises with a clean 7 pancake performance
#14 (-) - Brent Silva (H) - 5.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.9 PenYds
Silva played his first game at guard today and managed a decent 6 pancakes
#13 (-) - Stumpy Jones (H) - 6.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.5 PenYds
7 'cakes for big Stumpy J today. He'll be happy with his second year pancake total.
#12 (-) - Gluteus Maximus (H) - 6.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.9 PenYds
Season-best performance for Maximus today with a nice, clean 11 pancake performance, making a late season charge for the top 10.
#11 (▼1) - Julio Jones (H) - 5.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.9 PenYds
Jones didn't have the best start to his Arizona career, with just 4 pancakes and conceding a penalty
#10 (▲1) - Future Trunks (H) - 5.7 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.1 PenYds
Trunks breaks into the Top 10 after pancaking defenders 11 times last night.
#9 (-) - Adam Mellott (H) - 6.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYds
Mellott had a solid 8 pancake performance
#8 (-) - Hawk Red-Tailed (B) - 8.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.2 PenYds
This tackle bot only managed 5 pancakes
#7 (-) - Calvin Golladay (H) - 8.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYds
Golladay won't be repeating as OLotY but at least he put in a clean performance this week to go with 6 pancakes.
#6 (▼1) - Leeroy Jenkins (H) - 7.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
Jenkins drops out of the Top 5 courtesy of his first allowed sack of the season along with 7 pancakes
#5 (▲1) - Matt Krause (H) - 7.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds
Nice game for Krause, racking up 9 pancakes
#4 (▼1) - Bruce Buckley (H) - 8.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYds
Same for Buckley, though he's been bumped out of the Pro Bowl spots.
#3 (▼1) - Mo Magic (H) - 7.8 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.6 PenYds, 0.1 FR
Here's where it gets interesting. Last week, Magic looked untouchable, but he gave up his 1st and 2nd negative plays of the season last night, both penalties. And to top off a night to forget, he only managed 5 pancakes. Surely that's him out of the race? Unless there was any trouble further up the table...
#2 (▲2) - Alexander Franklin (H) - 8.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds, 0.2 FR
Last week's TotW has done it again, with an impressive 11 pancake performance. But the most impressive thing of all? Last week, no OL recovered a fumble. This week, there were TWO OL FRs, and BOTH of them were by Franklin! That's right, he rescued his team twice, once to keep them just outside the redzone and once for a safety instead of an oppsition TD. Suddenly we have a contest on our hands..
#1 (-) - Jaja Ding Dong (H) - 8.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds
... Because Jaja Ding Dong is suddenly looking vulnerable. After giving up a penalty last week, Ding Dong gave up a sack this week and could only muster 5 pancakes, though this does put him just 3 away from breaking the single season record. Franklin is now essentially level with Ding Dong, with less than ONE pancake between them! Both these two are almost locks for the Pro Bowl now, but the OLotY award is going to go down to the wire.
Swanty's Pro Bowl lineups
ASFC
T - Jaja Ding Dong (T/OL of the Year)
G - Felix Archstone
C - Slurms McKenzie
G - Marlon Alexander
T - Calvin Golladay
NSFC
T - Mo Magic
G - Lebron James III (Guard of the Year)
C - Icebox Riposte (Center of the Year)
G - Running Back
T - Alexander Franklin NEW
NOTE: We've seen a bit of movement between tackle, guard and center this week. The rankings will count the player at the position he played at most during the season, but performance will be normalised based on the average performance of everyone at each position. For example, a center who played all 16 games at center and had 4.0 pancakes per game will rank higher than a center who had 4.2 pancakes per game but played a few games at tackle.
CENTERS
#14 (-) - Sirdsvaldis Miglaskems (H)
- 2.8 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYdsHON's center moves off the bottom of the pancake rankings with 5 on the day, but he's still our last ranked center
#13 (-) - Macaroni Elephant (H)
- 3.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds4 'cakes for Big Mac. A solid day
#12 (-) - Fats Domino (B)
- 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.6 Pens, 4.6 PenYdsNOLA's guard got himself into trouble today, earning his 7th, 8th and 9th penalties of the season
#11 (-) - Donald McBobby (H)
- 3.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.2 PenYdsMcBobby managed just a single pancake today
#10 (▼2) - Carl Wheezer (H)
- 2.8 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.2 PenYdsAs did Carl Wheezer, who sits last with just 37 on the season
#9 (▲1) - Mike Urtsi (B)
- 3.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYds, 0.1 FRUrtsi only grabs 3, but profits from Wheezer's fall
#8 (▲1) - Taylor Cooper (H)
- 3.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.2 PenYdsCoops had a decent showing vs SJS, with 6 pancakes and a clean performance
#7 (▼3) - Manhattan Project (H)
- 4.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.6 PenYds, 0.1 FRProject has stumbled in recent weeks, this time he could only manage 2 pancakes and gave up his second sack of the season
#6 (▲1) - Slurms McKenzie (H)
- 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYdsSlurms had a solid 4 pancake day and rises courtesy of Project's fall
#5 (▲1) - Bob Bob (H)
- 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYdsBob Bob had a nice performance with 6 pancakes on the day.
#4 (▲1) - Northern Goshawk (B)
- 5.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.6 PenYdsThe top four centers all had great games this week. 8 pancakes for BAL's bot.
#3 (-) - Icebox Riposte (H)
- 3.7 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0 Pens8 also for Icebox Riposte. He's on the cusp of making it two full seasons without a single negative play.
#2 (▼1) - Funky Kong (B)
- 4.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.4 PenYdsAnother 8 for Funky Kong in the battle of the bots at the top.
#1 (▲1) - Beep Bot (B)
- 4.5 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1 PenYdsBeep Bot edges it this week with 9 pancakes to be our center of the week.
GUARDS
#28 (-) - Richard Littlewood (H)
- 3.5 Pancakes, 0.6 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.6 PenYdsLV added his 6th penalty of the season this week to go with his 8 SAs.
#27 (-) - Pope Francis (H)
- 3.2 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.2 PenYdsThe Pope had another clean game but he'll need more than 3 pancakes a week to make it out of the bottom two.
#26 (-) - Pat Pancake (B)
- 4.1 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.5 Pens, 4.1 PenYds, 0.1 FRSJS's Pancake lived up to his name as he recorded a single one.
#25 (-) - Givussafare Rubbe (H)
- 3.5 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 3.3 PenYdsRubbe looked like himself in his prime, racking up 8 pancakes today (GotW)
#24 (-) - James Gath (H)
- 2.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.8 PenYdsGath was moved to center this week and only managed 2 pancakes.
#23 (-) - Samson Pooky (B)
- 4.9 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.9 PenYdsYKW's bot cost his team with a penalty twice last night, adding just 4 pancakes.
#22 (▼2) - FederalJudge FuzzyDotson (B)
- 5.5 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYdsPhilly's bot drops a couple of spots thanks to its 5th SA of the season, despite 8 pancakes
#21 (▲1) - Mattress Cadaire (H)
- 3.4 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYds, 0.1 FRThe Mattress laid down 4 defenders today
#20 (▼1) - Jurgen Wall (B)
- 5.0 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.4 PenYds, 0.1 FRBerlin's bot could only muster 3 cakes to go with a penalty
#19 (▼6) - Bob Ones (B)
- 5.5 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYdsBig drop in a tight tier for B.Ones thanks to a 2 pancake 1 SA performance
#18 (▲3) - Brokk Lee (B)
- 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.7 PenYdsLee moves up some spots despite a penalty. His 7 pancakes helped bump him a few spots
#17 (▲1) - Ne Mo (H)
- 5.5 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYdsNe Mo recorded a penalty but added a brilliant 10 pancakes from the guard position
#16 (▼1) - Ananda Adyan (H)
- 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYdsAdyan will need to have a couple of really strong games if he wants back into the Pro Bowl conversation. He only managed 1 pancake last night.
#15 (▼1) - Senator SamTorenson (B)
- 4.6 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.4 PenYdsAs did Philly's bot.
#14 (▲3) - Connor Quigley (H)
- 4.0 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds, 0.1 FRQuigley had a decent 5 pancake day, but leapfrogs 3 guards all the same
#13 (▲3) - Jelly Roll Morton (B)
- 3.5 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYdsMorton also jumps up 3 spots, despite just 4 pancakes
#12 (-) - Quentin Button (H)
- 3.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.1 PenYdsButton is at the head of this tightly packed tier, and stays there courtesy of a clean 3 pancake day
#11 (▼3) - Louis Armstrong (B)
- 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYdsArmstrong falls thanks to an allowed sack
#10 (▲1) - Dorfus Jimbo Jr. (H)
- 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds, 0.1 FRJimbo moves into the top ten after pancaking 7 defenders
#9 (-) - Running Back (H)
- 5.3 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.3 PenYdsRunning Back holds onto a Pro Bowl spot with Jimbo on his heels, despite a penalty and 4 pancakes
#8 (▲2) - Prince Brondon (B)
- 4.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.1 PenYds, 0.1 FRNY's bot has had a good season but was largely anonymous today with just 3 pancakes
#7 (-) - Rigby Raccoon (H)
- 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.7 PenYds, 0.1 FRRaccoon's first game as a Butcher was decent, recording 5 pancakes.
#6 (-) - Hawk Rough-Legged (B)
- 5.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.4 Pens, 4 PenYdsThe Hawks' 2nd best guard bot managed just 4 pancakes today.
#5 (-) - Maiteers Rico-Shea (H)
- 5.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.4 Pens, 4.1 PenYdsRico-Shea holds onto his 5th place spot with 5 pancakes and needs to overtake one of the next two to claim a Pro Bowl spot.
#4 (▼1) - Marlon Alexander (H)
- 4.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.3 PenYds, 0.1 FRAlexander drops out to his Pro Bowl colleague Archstone after a 3 pancake performance
#3 (▲1) - Felix Archstone (H)
- 5.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYdsArchstone's 7 pancake day propels him up the charts. He's virtually on a par with LBJIII for the GotY spot
#2 (-) - LeBron James III (H)
- 4.3 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYdsLeBron holds onto the top human spot with 5 pancakes and a clean game
#1 (-) - Hawk Broad-Winged (B)
- 5.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYdsBaltimore's bot is once again out in front after racking up 7 pancakes last night.
TACKLES
#28 (-) - Tim Pest (B)
- 5.4 Pancakes, 0.6 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.4 PenYdsPest has really been a pest this year. Just one pancake to go with his 16th negative play of the season, this time a penalty
#27 (▼1) - Hawk Red-Shouldered (B)
- 4.5 Pancakes, 0.4 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.9 PenYdsThe Hawks bots are usually up there, but this one has struggled this season, picking up it's 6th SA of the season last night
#26 (▲1) - Moe Skeeter (H)
- 3.3 Pancakes, 0.3 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.4 PenYds, 0.1 FRSkeeter had a clean game this week but managed just 4 pancakes
#25 (-) - Kyle Broflovski (B)
- 4.2 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.3 PenYds4 pancakes and a penalty for this bot
#24 (-) - Marc Hamel (H)
- 6.2 Pancakes, 0.5 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.7 PenYds3 pancakes and a penalty for this human
#23 (▼4) - Tim Amper (H)
- 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.8 PenYdsAmper drops a few spots courtesy of a 4 pancake 1 SA game
#22 (▼1) - Harley Fank (H)
- 4.9 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.5 PenYdsFank falls courtesy of a 1 pancake day
#21 (▲1) - Thad Pennington Jr. (H)
- 3.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2 PenYds, 0.1 FRPennington benefits despite only managing 4 pancakes himself
#20 (▲3) - Bord Leerus (B)
- 5.1 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.9 PenYdsBord rises 3 spots despite just 5 pancakes
#19 (▲1) - Kenny McCormick (B)
- 5.9 Pancakes, 0.2 SA, 0.4 Pens, 2.9 PenYdsHON's bot had a very nice 9 pancakes but picked up a penalty on the way
#18 (-) - Cade Williams (H)
- 3.8 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.5 PenYdsThe first year tackle kept it clean, only conceding 3 negative plays on the season so far. His pancake rate will likely improve in his second year, managing just 4 last night.
#17 (-) - Dick Thruster (H)
- 4.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0 Pens4 pancakes for Thruster as well
#16 (▼1) - Byron Dolls (H)
- 4.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 1.4 PenYdsLast year's pancake leader only bagged himself 3 today. Regression has hit Dolls particularly hard this season.
#15 (▲1) - Simon Tremblay (H)
- 5.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 1.1 PenYdsTremblay rises with a clean 7 pancake performance
#14 (-) - Brent Silva (H)
- 5.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.9 PenYdsSilva played his first game at guard today and managed a decent 6 pancakes
#13 (-) - Stumpy Jones (H)
- 6.1 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.3 Pens, 2.5 PenYds7 'cakes for big Stumpy J today. He'll be happy with his second year pancake total.
#12 (-) - Gluteus Maximus (H)
- 6.9 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.5 Pens, 3.9 PenYdsSeason-best performance for Maximus today with a nice, clean 11 pancake performance, making a late season charge for the top 10.
#11 (▼1) - Julio Jones (H)
- 5.4 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.9 PenYdsJones didn't have the best start to his Arizona career, with just 4 pancakes and conceding a penalty
#10 (▲1) - Future Trunks (H)
- 5.7 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.1 PenYdsTrunks breaks into the Top 10 after pancaking defenders 11 times last night.
#9 (-) - Adam Mellott (H)
- 6.2 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYdsMellott had a solid 8 pancake performance
#8 (-) - Hawk Red-Tailed (B)
- 8.0 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 2.2 PenYdsThis tackle bot only managed 5 pancakes
#7 (-) - Calvin Golladay (H)
- 8.2 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYdsGolladay won't be repeating as OLotY but at least he put in a clean performance this week to go with 6 pancakes.
#6 (▼1) - Leeroy Jenkins (H)
- 7.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYdsJenkins drops out of the Top 5 courtesy of his first allowed sack of the season along with 7 pancakes
#5 (▲1) - Matt Krause (H)
- 7.1 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYdsNice game for Krause, racking up 9 pancakes
#4 (▼1) - Bruce Buckley (H)
- 8.0 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.2 Pens, 1.4 PenYdsSame for Buckley, though he's been bumped out of the Pro Bowl spots.
#3 (▼1) - Mo Magic (H)
- 7.8 Pancakes, 0 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.6 PenYds, 0.1 FRHere's where it gets interesting. Last week, Magic looked untouchable, but he gave up his 1st and 2nd negative plays of the season last night, both penalties. And to top off a night to forget, he only managed 5 pancakes. Surely that's him out of the race? Unless there was any trouble further up the table...
#2 (▲2) - Alexander Franklin (H)
- 8.3 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.4 PenYds, 0.2 FRLast week's TotW has done it again, with an impressive 11 pancake performance. But the most impressive thing of all? Last week, no OL recovered a fumble. This week, there were TWO OL FRs, and BOTH of them were by Franklin! That's right, he rescued his team twice, once to keep them just outside the redzone and once for a safety instead of an oppsition TD. Suddenly we have a contest on our hands..
#1 (-) - Jaja Ding Dong (H)
- 8.7 Pancakes, 0.1 SA, 0.1 Pens, 0.3 PenYds... Because Jaja Ding Dong is suddenly looking vulnerable. After giving up a penalty last week, Ding Dong gave up a sack this week and could only muster 5 pancakes, though this does put him just 3 away from breaking the single season record. Franklin is now essentially level with Ding Dong, with less than ONE pancake between them! Both these two are almost locks for the Pro Bowl now, but the OLotY award is going to go down to the wire.
Swanty's Pro Bowl lineups
ASFC
T - Jaja Ding Dong
(T/OL of the Year)G - Felix Archstone
C - Slurms McKenzie
G - Marlon Alexander
T - Calvin Golladay
NSFC
T - Mo Magic
G - Lebron James III
(Guard of the Year)C - Icebox Riposte
(Center of the Year)G - Running Back
T - Alexander Franklin
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