11-02-2021, 09:27 PM
(This post was last modified: 11-10-2021, 08:00 PM by allbetsonjames. Edited 1 time in total.)
Day 1: https://forums.sim-football.com/showthre...?tid=35450
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Day 2
Everyone keeps asking me why I didn't just fly to America. Pfft... flyin'... all the way up there in a compressed cage... where they give you a floaty thing to put around your neck for when you crash traveling at 1000mph? That don't sound like any way to travel. They also wouldn't let me bring my own food on a plane. At least here I have the four pigs and two sheep me ma freshly slaughtered before I left. Not to mention the couple of barrels of the family ale I managed to sneak aboard.
Day 3
I've finally got me sea legs, and by that I mean I've fallen into the ocean twice and my legs are covered in cuts that are giving me that sharp salty burn. When they pulled me out the second time, the crew started calling me "The Anchor", probably because I'm already such a vital part of the ship.
Day 5
I've been workin' out with the crew. There's this one guy they call "the bosom", or somethin' like that. He's a big lad, about 300lbs, so I've been mostly workin' out with him. It took some convincin' to get him to let me bench press him, but I eventually got him keen after I cracked open that first barrel of Strongjaw Ale.
Another little fella saw us drinkin', and said we'd have to share with him. I told him he'd have to arm wrestle me for it, doesn't matter who wins.
He's now steering the ship with one arm in a sling. But he's always drunk now, so he doesn't mind.
Day 8
Been thinkin' about what happens once I get there. Everyone keeps talking about this "draft" coming up, but I already had half a dozen barrels of ale being shipped, so I'm not too fussed about whatever they're havin'.
Day 10
I hit the library before we left, and found the only book they had on their version of football. I only just got around to it, and I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to learn from here. But the lad who wrote it seems nice enough. Still waiting to get to the part where we find out what "it" is, from the title "If I did it". This OJ guy knows how to keep you on the edge of your seat though.
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Day 2
Everyone keeps asking me why I didn't just fly to America. Pfft... flyin'... all the way up there in a compressed cage... where they give you a floaty thing to put around your neck for when you crash traveling at 1000mph? That don't sound like any way to travel. They also wouldn't let me bring my own food on a plane. At least here I have the four pigs and two sheep me ma freshly slaughtered before I left. Not to mention the couple of barrels of the family ale I managed to sneak aboard.
Day 3
I've finally got me sea legs, and by that I mean I've fallen into the ocean twice and my legs are covered in cuts that are giving me that sharp salty burn. When they pulled me out the second time, the crew started calling me "The Anchor", probably because I'm already such a vital part of the ship.
Day 5
I've been workin' out with the crew. There's this one guy they call "the bosom", or somethin' like that. He's a big lad, about 300lbs, so I've been mostly workin' out with him. It took some convincin' to get him to let me bench press him, but I eventually got him keen after I cracked open that first barrel of Strongjaw Ale.
Another little fella saw us drinkin', and said we'd have to share with him. I told him he'd have to arm wrestle me for it, doesn't matter who wins.
He's now steering the ship with one arm in a sling. But he's always drunk now, so he doesn't mind.
Day 8
Been thinkin' about what happens once I get there. Everyone keeps talking about this "draft" coming up, but I already had half a dozen barrels of ale being shipped, so I'm not too fussed about whatever they're havin'.
Day 10
I hit the library before we left, and found the only book they had on their version of football. I only just got around to it, and I'm not really sure what I'm supposed to learn from here. But the lad who wrote it seems nice enough. Still waiting to get to the part where we find out what "it" is, from the title "If I did it". This OJ guy knows how to keep you on the edge of your seat though.
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