Back when the NSFL started, Sensabaughdy Leafer started of. He was believed to be a defensive end and a very very very extremely positively valuable player. He was going to be a legend. He had arguably the greatest and longest name in the history of Football history. No one knew what the hell that name meant or the meaning to it. Even Leafer had no idea what it means. Only his drunk parents do. He was being laughed at, being a large victim and being bullied. Leafer was terrified and scared. So what he did was one thing and that is retire. It was shocking and it was disappointing. Wasting his whole life for nothing. He had no choice. It was just too much for him. When he retired, he decided to become a garbage man and help the people. Then he sees this dude playing football in the field and his name was Austin Roenick. Playing football is a city where there isn't a real football team, there is colleges, universities and others but no one cares. Shush. Leafer told Austin who was 17 about the NSFL and how he would be perfect to join the league and be the next big star. Austin replied with a big answer, "no". Leafer was confused did not know what to do. Then he realized that Austin thinks he sucks and cannot make it to the big leagues like Leafer. So Leafer trained him. After the training, Austin was better and better and once killed Leafer in football. Leafer passes the torch to Austin Roenick and of course he has a short and sweet name.
Austin born in Toronto and should've been born in Austin Texas which would make sense but whatever, being canadian is better than ever. Austin grew up in a hockey city and basketball city and baseball city and went to school when he was 12 where no body gave a living crap and don't give a shit about football. They did care about soccer but wrong football, its european football. He tried hockey and can't skate for shit, he tried basketball and he can't shoot like a star, he just gets air balls. He tried baseball and he can't run at all. He can hit but he can't run. you have to run in baseball. He tried soccer and boy, do not let me say what he did. Hint: He scored an own goal and actually celebrated. So one sport left, golf. But he found out it was the most boring sport in the history of planet earth. So at home on sunday afternoon, he sees his big good ol pap watching TV and he sees his sport he never saw which was football. he watched and loved it. He wanted to be like that quarterback so he brought a football and loved it. He played it. He went to play in his football camp but he didn't make it because he sucked. So he gave up. then just went to this field and just thought about it. Then Leafer finds and you know what happened. What happen was Leafer actually forced Austin to join the NSFL and Austin would've called the police for assault but he didn't He tried for NSFL and practiced. And then he was better than ever.
And now, Austin Roenick is in the NSFL and going to the DSFL because of Leafer. He is going to be an athlete, being the best and being better and better. He promises to be the greatest an hopefully does not fuck up like Leafer. Starting from the bottom of the ladder and heading to the top.
GRADED
Austin born in Toronto and should've been born in Austin Texas which would make sense but whatever, being canadian is better than ever. Austin grew up in a hockey city and basketball city and baseball city and went to school when he was 12 where no body gave a living crap and don't give a shit about football. They did care about soccer but wrong football, its european football. He tried hockey and can't skate for shit, he tried basketball and he can't shoot like a star, he just gets air balls. He tried baseball and he can't run at all. He can hit but he can't run. you have to run in baseball. He tried soccer and boy, do not let me say what he did. Hint: He scored an own goal and actually celebrated. So one sport left, golf. But he found out it was the most boring sport in the history of planet earth. So at home on sunday afternoon, he sees his big good ol pap watching TV and he sees his sport he never saw which was football. he watched and loved it. He wanted to be like that quarterback so he brought a football and loved it. He played it. He went to play in his football camp but he didn't make it because he sucked. So he gave up. then just went to this field and just thought about it. Then Leafer finds and you know what happened. What happen was Leafer actually forced Austin to join the NSFL and Austin would've called the police for assault but he didn't He tried for NSFL and practiced. And then he was better than ever.
And now, Austin Roenick is in the NSFL and going to the DSFL because of Leafer. He is going to be an athlete, being the best and being better and better. He promises to be the greatest an hopefully does not fuck up like Leafer. Starting from the bottom of the ladder and heading to the top.
GRADED
