Hi, I’m Dorris Pringle-Hunk. I’m the mom of Dingus Hunk. He’s kind of shy so I’m helping him with his first job interview.
Dingus: Mom, I said I could do this. GARSH!
Dorris: Hush now.
Dingus is real good at football. When he was a boy he wuz so strong, always whippin the other kids in the neighborhood when they played together.
Dingus: I’m good at wrestling!
Dorris: Dingus, don’t put your mouth on the microphone when you talk.
He can run real fast for a boy his size. Even when he wuz little he wuz a fast boy and never stopped movin. I had to poison his food just slow him down.
Dingus: (blank stare)
Dorris: He played football at Troy University. My baby went to college! Tell them what you studied Dingus.
Dingus: I studied space in school. When I was little, I alrays wondered what all those stars really are. Is it just a curtain with a bunch of holes cut out? When I make lots of money praying footbawl I plan to buy me a moon rocket. I'll go visit all those suns and stars and planets and rocks and suns and planets, then I'll come back and tell everybody what space really is.
Dorris: That’s right baby. You chase those dreams.
Dingus doesn’t do drugs. He listens to his coaches. I don’t let him date yet so you don’t have to worry about him staying up all night with some floozy. I make sure he keeps all that man energy boiling inside so he can hit harder.
Dingus: One time at Troy I knocked out 3 guys in one practice and the coaches yelled “Get off the soccer field!”
Dorris: I’ll close by saying my boy is a brick wall. If you tell him don’t let anybody past you then that’s what he will do. You won’t regret drafting him.
Now, anybody have any questions for Dingus?
Dingus: Mom, I said I could do this. GARSH!
Dorris: Hush now.
Dingus is real good at football. When he was a boy he wuz so strong, always whippin the other kids in the neighborhood when they played together.
Dingus: I’m good at wrestling!
Dorris: Dingus, don’t put your mouth on the microphone when you talk.
He can run real fast for a boy his size. Even when he wuz little he wuz a fast boy and never stopped movin. I had to poison his food just slow him down.
Dingus: (blank stare)
Dorris: He played football at Troy University. My baby went to college! Tell them what you studied Dingus.
Dingus: I studied space in school. When I was little, I alrays wondered what all those stars really are. Is it just a curtain with a bunch of holes cut out? When I make lots of money praying footbawl I plan to buy me a moon rocket. I'll go visit all those suns and stars and planets and rocks and suns and planets, then I'll come back and tell everybody what space really is.
Dorris: That’s right baby. You chase those dreams.
Dingus doesn’t do drugs. He listens to his coaches. I don’t let him date yet so you don’t have to worry about him staying up all night with some floozy. I make sure he keeps all that man energy boiling inside so he can hit harder.
Dingus: One time at Troy I knocked out 3 guys in one practice and the coaches yelled “Get off the soccer field!”
Dorris: I’ll close by saying my boy is a brick wall. If you tell him don’t let anybody past you then that’s what he will do. You won’t regret drafting him.
Now, anybody have any questions for Dingus?
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