*Nero Alexander Pre-Draft Presser

shadyshoelace · 04-29-2019, 09:31 PM

[Ready for grading]

Potential top NSFL draft pick Nero Alexander is taking questions. Ask away.

(04-29-2019, 06:34 PM)Frick_Nasty Wrote:Do you believe you're the 1OA?

I believe I have the talent and have shown the dedication to be worth the 1st overall pick. I also know that this class is full of other talented, dedicated players, so I'm doing my best to temper my expectations. I feel like I've put in the work to earn that honor, but at the end of the day I can only hope that the Arizona Outlaws agree.

(04-29-2019, 06:34 PM)Frick_Nasty Wrote:Will you miss your teammates?

Hell yeah, brother. Playing with this Marshals team has been an absolute blast, and I'll miss being with y'all on and off the field. I'm already planning the Marshal Law Heatles era.

(04-29-2019, 06:34 PM)Duilio05 Wrote:How many hamburgers have you ever eaten in one sitting?

I once ate four BK burgers in one sitting (two Rodeo Cheeseburgers, two Double Stackers). However, I believe a more impressive accomplishment is eating this monstrosity in one sitting.

(04-29-2019, 06:41 PM)ValorX77 Wrote:As a player, what challenges do you face off the field?

That's a great question. I would have to say my biggest challenge off the field is defending myself from the hordes of big ol' San Antonio women who are constantly throwing themselves at me. Like, seriously, I'm just a normal guy who happens to be incredibly attractive, athletic, and wealthy. Cool it.

(04-29-2019, 06:47 PM)gucci Wrote:What teams do you see as the best fit for you at the next level?

I honestly believe that I could be an instant starter on nearly every NSFL team, so from a scheme fit perspective I'm not too picky. I'll be happy wherever I end up, but I have to admit that the idea of being a cornerstone piece to a team that's trying to build a contender sounds really exciting. Arizona, New Orleans, Yellowknife, and the expansion teams particularly stick out in that regard.

(04-30-2019, 05:24 AM)Fordhammer Wrote:Which offensive players are you most looking forward to playing against?

I'm really excited to play against all the human offensive linemen. Running around robots on the field is great and all, but going up against guys like Brave Ulysses is the real fun. I'm also excited to face off with the talented RBs like Forrest Gump and my guy Morgan Marshall. Someday, I'll be able to sack Franklin Armstrong again, but I might have to wait a bit for QB spots to open up.

Also, I can't wait to fuck up Marquise "Dollywood" Brown.

(04-30-2019, 05:37 AM)TomHanks Wrote:What game this season was the most memorable one for you?

There are a couple good options. On one hand, Week 7 vs Norfolk was pretty cool because I earned my only Defensive Player of the Game award (no small feat on such a loaded defense). But honestly, my favorite game of the season was Week 4, the 42-0 win against Palm Beach. I think hat was the game where everything really came together and we realized that this team was something special.