10-17-2019, 08:12 PM
(This post was last modified: 10-21-2019, 09:05 AM by goodvsevil1275.)
BREAKING:
SUC 4 NEWS here with a breaking pregame report. We were able to catch up with THE Sweet James-Jones in the MB locker room before they headed out to the field for pre game warm ups.
" So Sweet, what are your feelings on this little peon named Jacob Andrews. Do any of his weak ass jabs bother or in anyway affect you? We noticed he's been attempting a lot of chirping for someone who is as second tier a player as he is. What are your thoughts or opinions on this matter?"
"*takes puff of marijuana cigar followed by a big gulp of the finest glacier water in the world from his pimp chalice* SUC, y'all know I fucks with ya, but y'all should know better by now, nammmimtalmbout? This lil league ass WR can do all the talking he want. Don't bother THE Sweet at all, Mayne. Sweet gone Sweet and that is law yahurrrrrrd? Sweet stays in his lane and will talk that shit whenever needed or quite frankly, whenever he feels like it. This lil bahhhhh making all these bets, gone have his ass broke and have em living in the Snorefolk locker room like a dirty, lil bum. Sure he got a few more yards and catches than Sweet and you know what, Mayne? Sweet do not give a single fuck. You know why, pimp? Cuz Sweet is in his own lane, mayne. Doing with the fuck Sweet do. I'm a deep threat, mayne. & truth be told, Sweet coulda preformed way better in that second game, but it is what it is. I still almost got the same amount of yards on less catches than this lil baby plus my YPC betta and we got the same amount of TDs. So y'all asked if Sweet give a shit........
The answer is: Sweet gives no fucks about this lil bahhhh Andwhos. He can go kiss the baby. Now if y'all don't mind, Sweet gotta go ball. Pimps out!"
SUC 4 NEWS thanks you for reading. Over and out.
SUC 4 NEWS here with a breaking pregame report. We were able to catch up with THE Sweet James-Jones in the MB locker room before they headed out to the field for pre game warm ups.
" So Sweet, what are your feelings on this little peon named Jacob Andrews. Do any of his weak ass jabs bother or in anyway affect you? We noticed he's been attempting a lot of chirping for someone who is as second tier a player as he is. What are your thoughts or opinions on this matter?"
"*takes puff of marijuana cigar followed by a big gulp of the finest glacier water in the world from his pimp chalice* SUC, y'all know I fucks with ya, but y'all should know better by now, nammmimtalmbout? This lil league ass WR can do all the talking he want. Don't bother THE Sweet at all, Mayne. Sweet gone Sweet and that is law yahurrrrrrd? Sweet stays in his lane and will talk that shit whenever needed or quite frankly, whenever he feels like it. This lil bahhhhh making all these bets, gone have his ass broke and have em living in the Snorefolk locker room like a dirty, lil bum. Sure he got a few more yards and catches than Sweet and you know what, Mayne? Sweet do not give a single fuck. You know why, pimp? Cuz Sweet is in his own lane, mayne. Doing with the fuck Sweet do. I'm a deep threat, mayne. & truth be told, Sweet coulda preformed way better in that second game, but it is what it is. I still almost got the same amount of yards on less catches than this lil baby plus my YPC betta and we got the same amount of TDs. So y'all asked if Sweet give a shit........
The answer is: Sweet gives no fucks about this lil bahhhh Andwhos. He can go kiss the baby. Now if y'all don't mind, Sweet gotta go ball. Pimps out!"
SUC 4 NEWS thanks you for reading. Over and out.
