*Into the Idlewyld #003 The Dawn of a New Era

[Kyle]

I had arrived. Game one of the very first season for Kyle Idlewild DSFL. The first season that will historically matter. While I was doing my typical pregame warmup I noticed some fans in the crowd were wearing the Luchador mask I was wearing when I first arrived to the city. I have no clue how they knew that was the mask or how they found even found it because I bought it in America. In the end that doesn't matter. All that matters was that it was clear the fans here in Tijuana knew talent when they saw it. They recognise the greatness that is to come, the greatness that is Kyle Idlewild!

After the game started I lineup on the line and I could see the fear in the eyes of the scum left tackle. It was clear that he had heard as much about me as the fans had. The ball snapped and I charged, I pushed him, I slapped him, I even grabbed his nuts at the end of the play. Absolutely no clue how I got away with that one. The game was underway and it was clear that they were avoiding me as much as they possibly could. Both the quarterback and running back choosing to go to the opposite side of the field almost every single play. The only problem with this was I found it tough to get the sack that I predicted I would. The fear I had so proudly instilled in the enemy offense had an adverse effect. Every time I set off the QB got rid of the ball as quick as he possibly could. But becoming the legend does not come easy, I kept pushing, i kept rushing and I kept talking this s*** that I talk, because I can back it up and there ain't nobody that can make me stop.

Fear not my fans! This story has a happy ending. It was late in the fourth quarter and your Tijuana Luchadores were up 24 to 17. The enemies, i cant remember what team we were playing, I think they were the the Portland Porky's or something like that I can't quite remember the name. Anyway the Porky's were driving down the field a couple minutes to go in the ended up in the Red Zone on fourth down with just seconds left in the game. With the game on the line you know you can trust one man that man is Kyle Idlewild! WOOOOO! the ball snapped and I instantly put the moves on the fat man in front of me I knew the whole time that they were going to try to pass for it even only needing short yardage. Man I love playing on the right side of the d-line for one reason. Hitting the quarterback blind. He never coming! I thought I killed him, I thought that was it, I thought it was over, I thought I was going to be locked up for life for manslaughter. Fortunately for him and all the porkies he lived although I heard more than one doctor check up on him after. hahahahahaha that was it the game was over with my 4th Down sack we got a turnover-on-downs and our offense got to run down the clock. First game and I got the sack to shut it down. expect more of that the DSFL and NSFL.

However. however. How-ever! I woke up today and found that game didn't even count we have to replay it. We already know what I did, we already know what Vuxta did, what Deck did, what Blaylcok did. What the Tijuana Luchadores always do. We went up north of the border and beat that ass! But now we got to replay it thanks to head office my home office h.o. the hos. I don't know what the f*** they are. They just best know to avoid me. They're really lucky that vuxta such a nice guy cuz if I had his stats this last game I would be furious!

It doesn't matter because either way we're 2 - 0 and on our way to the Ultimini The most storied franchise in DSFL history is about to get its most exciting chapter yey. So tune in every week and watch the young masters at work! this has been "Into The Idlewild" from your boy, the Sultan of Sacks, Kyle Idlewild! thanks for reading. Wink

[Dylandeluxe]

It don't seem like it be, but it do.

[goodfortunecoffee]

Here's hoping the re-sim nets you 2 sacks against the Porky's