*Into The Idlewyld #004 Tijuana Snow For Christmas

[Kyle]

First place baby Tijuana got the number one defense Kyle Idlewyld leads the league in tackles for loss and leads defensive ends in tackles period now I heard someone say Tijuana aint in spain well then why are they called Hispanic huh dumbass guess you never thought of that you baby back butthole another thing I want to address is these unfound crazy ass lunatic accusations of me doing illegal drugs with members of the sinoloa cartel I dont even know what a Sinaloa is and I dont even talk to guys with carts this is bullshit these tall tales arent just about me but about the two best freinds I have in tijuana not including my fellow Luchadores of course Ivan and Alfredo Guzman didnt choose that their father was el chapo theyre just trying to be the best LEGAL business owners they can they certainly dont sell drugs and definitely arent doing lines off of strippers bootyholes in the luchador locker room with me after everyone leaves after a game thats crazy I already told you I dont do illegal drugs and no i dont do performance enhancing drugs either not roids not hgh not tpe booster not nothing Im all natural baby Im as mother nature and father time made me when they big banged the universe into existence this energy you see before you is isnt falsely created it comes from my gut no my heart yeah my heart my heart pumps pure unadulterated adrenaline and caffeine but again not anything illegal quit saying that I'm done talking about it i want to talk about the most important thing in your life how good i am at football I told you all the evidence that I should be the droy despite the bias against defensive lineman and badass cool guys like myself shit what was I talking about oh yeah me It would make absolutely no sense for me to be drafted in any other position but first unless Chicago has first pick which they probably will hahaha so I guess second if whoever is second pick takes anyone but they suck and deserve to lose which they will cause they suck so yeah to reiterate I'll be the first non chicago draft pick hopefully austin or philly or orange county trade up for me cause I like them more than these other bullpoop ass radio silent teams actually I dont even know which orange county the otters are in there's like 8 orange counties do they just switch every year that would be cool i guess good way to gain a large fan base anyway tijuana clinched playoffs because we da best in the south and we will win the ultimini because we da best around full stop

[goodfortunecoffee]

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[FleshBagSoup]

they certainly dont sell drugs and definitely arent doing lines off of strippers bootyholes in the luchador locker room

I hope nobody is doing drugs in the locker room

[Kyle]

Again nobody is doing drugs in the locker room I'm not tripping balls while playing pin the tail on an actual donkey and whoever tells you otherwise is a hating liar