Frolicking With Sloth Podcast Episode 1 Questions

[slothfacekilla]

Bex came up with a great name that I could use for a podcast so here I am. Ask me questions... I need money yo. If I get enough questions before Sunday I'll try to record then.

I'll probably video my podcast so you can see how silly I look and you can watch me slowly get drunker and drunker.

[bex]

Why is NOLA the best team in the NSFL?

Who wins in a fight: You or Swagsloth?

What has the highlight of S19 been for you?

You discover a beautiful island upon which you may build your own society. What is the first rule you put into place?

[IsaStarcrossed]

What is it like being a sloth?

How excited are you to be going to the playoffs for the first time in your NSFL career?

Why is NOLA going to win the Ultimus?

What are your future plans as a player in our league?

NOLA is buying a private island to retire on. What do you bring with you?

[woelkers]

Arizona has obviously had a disappointing season this year, and that has to have you bummed. What are you looking at doing differently next season to turn things around?

Oh, wait, that's the wrong sloth.

NOLA has had an exceptional season, and most people might attribute that to signing Toriki; are there other names that you think will fly under the radar that deserve more credit?

How many times have you specifically made Juosu chuckle?

Anything you wish you had done differently in Slothface's career?

What do I have to do to get one of those dope sigs you make?

[ddrector]

If all the GMs in the league all quit and you were offered a gm spot on your team of choice besides NOLA, who would you pick?

Is a hotdog a sandwich?

Is cereal in milk a soup?

What is your ideal realistic stat line for a game and how close have you come to achieving it?

[Nokazoa]

I don't have any questions. Just want to say good luck!

[terriblehippo]

New Orleans acquired a lot of talent last offseason: rookies like Mack Arianlacher, Austin McCormick, and Mason Blaylock, as well as notable free agents like Marcella Toriki and Vinny Valentine. Do you think the new players deserve most of the credit for the success NOLA is experiencing this season?

What awards/records do you most want to win/earn during the course of your career? Given your current career trajectory, how realistic do you think those goals are?

Let's say that you never win an Ultimus, whether in New Orleans or anywhere else. Would you still be happy with your career? Or is a championship the most important thing for you?

Finally, you've hinted publicly at some friction between you and the NOLA front office, and have suggested that you'll be testing free agency when your contract expires after this season. What teams are you most likely to sign with, and why?

[slothfacekilla]

Thank you to NOLA and woelker for the great (and fast!) questions, I'm going to try to record on Sunday so keep em coming if you want to hear about my lack of sim league knowledge or literally anything else about life!

[TomHanks]

Which beer is the best beer?

Thoughts on Activision-Blizzard?

Thinking back to your team record breaking season in Tijuana, what was the highlight of that for you?

Why is TomHanks the worst war room member in the league?

How do you feel about NOLA’s chances in the playoffs and the coming season?