8. Tijuana Luchadors - There's a lot of problems with T.J Evans potentially playing for the Luchadors. For one, he doesn't speak Spanish. Two, Tijuana is four thousand four hundred and forty miles away from Newark. T.J Evans is a firm East Coast man, Tijuana is not an ideal location for him to move to. Hell, The Average Temperature in Tijuana in October is a muggy Seventy-Four degrees compared to Sixty-Six degrees in Newark. Newark also averages Twenty-Six inches of snow a year compared to Zero inches of snow in Tijuana. This is just not a good fit for Evans.
7. Kansas City Coyotes - Kansas City is one thousand one hundred and eighty miles from Newark. It's also hot as hell in Kansas City. It's sixty-eight degrees in October which Evans probably wouldn't like and unlike Dallas, They do not have a hockey team. The Blues are three hours away but that's a lot further away then the Stars are to Dallas.
6. Dallas Birddogs - The good news for Dallas is that's only one thousand five hundred and thirty-seven miles away from Newark. The bad news for Dallas is the weather. It is on average a disgusting Seventy Nine degrees in October in the Lone Star State and it does not snow there. T.J Evans would probably hate life in Texas though he would be able to catch Dallas Stars games. That does put them ahead of Tijuana and Kansas City but the weather is just so bad that they come in at number seven on this list.
5. Portland Python - So Portland's climate is immediately an improvement on Tijuana and Dallas as it's a respectable Sixty-Three degree in October. However, it only snows four inches a year which is a massive disappointment for the son of a former professional hockey player. The main problem with Portland is that it's Two Thousand Eight Hundred And Eighty-Six Miles away from Newark. It's essentially all the way across the country and it's going to be hard to convince Evans to move that far to play football.
4. Myrtle Beach Buccaneers - This obviously isn't going to work. South Carolina is hot. It's on the east coast so that's an advantage. It's six hundred and fifty-two miles so it's a drive but it's not as ridiculous as some of the previous entries on the list. The problem is just the heat. It's Seventy-Five Degrees in October in Myrtle Beach. That's not ideal for a guy from New Jersey. Myrtle Beach is also a hundred mile aways from Raleigh so it's not like he can just dip into the local Hurricanes games either. I feel like Myrtle Beach is just not somewhere T.J Evans would want to be.
3. London Royals - Evans enjoys the London Locker Room so they've got that going for them. Other then that, London is not a great place for T.J Evans to play. It's three-thousand four hundred and sixty-five miles away from Newark. The good news for London is that it's an enjoyable Sixty degrees on average in London in October and they get an admirable fourteen inches of snow a year.
2. Norfolk Seawolves - We're on the east coast so that's an immediate plus for Norfolk. It's three hundred and fifty-five miles from Newark. So that's not bad. You could drive that in a day. The average temperature is Seventy-One degrees in October so a little high for T.J. They also only get five inches of snow a year. These are some serious concerns from T.J as is the fact that their nearest NHL team is a hundred and ninety miles away. T.J's not given Norfolk a hard no but there's definitely a place he'd rather play.
1. Minnesota Grey Ducks - Anyone who is shocked by this does not know their Hockey lore. Minnesota is the Hockey capital of The United States. It would be the perfect place for T.J Evans to live and play. The weather is great, it's a fantastic Fifty-Eight degrees on average in October and they get a wonderful Forty-Five inches of snow a year. There is no doubt that all of the DSFL tea,d that could possibly draft him that T.J Evans would be most excited to play in Minnesota even though it is one-thousand, one-hundred and eighty-seven miles away from Newark.
7. Kansas City Coyotes - Kansas City is one thousand one hundred and eighty miles from Newark. It's also hot as hell in Kansas City. It's sixty-eight degrees in October which Evans probably wouldn't like and unlike Dallas, They do not have a hockey team. The Blues are three hours away but that's a lot further away then the Stars are to Dallas.
6. Dallas Birddogs - The good news for Dallas is that's only one thousand five hundred and thirty-seven miles away from Newark. The bad news for Dallas is the weather. It is on average a disgusting Seventy Nine degrees in October in the Lone Star State and it does not snow there. T.J Evans would probably hate life in Texas though he would be able to catch Dallas Stars games. That does put them ahead of Tijuana and Kansas City but the weather is just so bad that they come in at number seven on this list.
5. Portland Python - So Portland's climate is immediately an improvement on Tijuana and Dallas as it's a respectable Sixty-Three degree in October. However, it only snows four inches a year which is a massive disappointment for the son of a former professional hockey player. The main problem with Portland is that it's Two Thousand Eight Hundred And Eighty-Six Miles away from Newark. It's essentially all the way across the country and it's going to be hard to convince Evans to move that far to play football.
4. Myrtle Beach Buccaneers - This obviously isn't going to work. South Carolina is hot. It's on the east coast so that's an advantage. It's six hundred and fifty-two miles so it's a drive but it's not as ridiculous as some of the previous entries on the list. The problem is just the heat. It's Seventy-Five Degrees in October in Myrtle Beach. That's not ideal for a guy from New Jersey. Myrtle Beach is also a hundred mile aways from Raleigh so it's not like he can just dip into the local Hurricanes games either. I feel like Myrtle Beach is just not somewhere T.J Evans would want to be.
3. London Royals - Evans enjoys the London Locker Room so they've got that going for them. Other then that, London is not a great place for T.J Evans to play. It's three-thousand four hundred and sixty-five miles away from Newark. The good news for London is that it's an enjoyable Sixty degrees on average in London in October and they get an admirable fourteen inches of snow a year.
2. Norfolk Seawolves - We're on the east coast so that's an immediate plus for Norfolk. It's three hundred and fifty-five miles from Newark. So that's not bad. You could drive that in a day. The average temperature is Seventy-One degrees in October so a little high for T.J. They also only get five inches of snow a year. These are some serious concerns from T.J as is the fact that their nearest NHL team is a hundred and ninety miles away. T.J's not given Norfolk a hard no but there's definitely a place he'd rather play.
1. Minnesota Grey Ducks - Anyone who is shocked by this does not know their Hockey lore. Minnesota is the Hockey capital of The United States. It would be the perfect place for T.J Evans to live and play. The weather is great, it's a fantastic Fifty-Eight degrees on average in October and they get a wonderful Forty-Five inches of snow a year. There is no doubt that all of the DSFL tea,d that could possibly draft him that T.J Evans would be most excited to play in Minnesota even though it is one-thousand, one-hundred and eighty-seven miles away from Newark.
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