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1,031 words, Ready to be Graded
So if you do not know me. My player is George O'Donnell from the Pythons and on his way to the Chicago Butchers and I am gonna do my best to bring them a championship because I know what it takes to win a championship, ask the hawks. But I am not here to talk about my current player. I am here to talk about my previous player. Austin Roenick. If you did not know, this season Austin Roenick made the hall of fame completely with 15 out of 15 votes which is very nice to see. And I expected it as I had a pretty solid career and accomplished somewhat what I wanted. Let me make this a series season by season to make money.
So let us start off with my first season back in season 5. I just came back from inactivity from s1. I was here in this league from the start and I still remember ballerstorm setting everything up and funny I refused to do every job available. Then going to San Jose and then going inactive after that. Why I went inactive was because I had no money so I just did not feel like doing anything really if I could not even afford to do weekly pieces of training. So then I came back in S5 was prepared.
I wanted to take a position I loved and that was the quarterback. I love a role to lead the team to success rather than be in the shadow. I loved that role by the quarterback to lead the offence. Also, they would have more attention and higher chances of getting the MVP which I would have loved won with the same as a championship. At the time, it was between Akselsen and Mike Boss for the best QB and it was clear that Mike Boss was the GOAT and I wanted to model that. I wanted to be that good and for that to happen, I needed the sim to love of my player and spoilers, they did so I maybe could have. Making a quarterback, I was very excited. Though I was told that quarterbacks were not needed until regression was gonna start hitting the league which was in a few 2-3 seasons. But I did not give a fuck.
December 19 2017 was the S5 DSFL Draft and I was very excited. 1st round and borkman were taken, I did not mind because he was a NSFL GM. 2nd round goes by, I was not picked. Did not mind again. 3rd round comes in and it was nothing to me. What the fuck. I was confused then I remember, these teams do not need a QB and then finally Portland picks me with their second 4th round pick and I go 16th. I DROPPED. I fell and you know what happens when I fall, I try even harder and trust me, I did. Portland picked me and that is when I try to be the best.
Portland also picked supersquare also known as Dwayne Aaron in the next round and that is when we formed a friendship in the locker room and not only a friendship but also a dangerous dsfl duo. We promised PDX that success was going to hit portland, not in the future but that season.
The regular season finally comes. First two games, we lost but they were close games. We had teams think what they want to think about us because those bitches were not ready for us. And then boom, we won the next 2 games, no we did not just win but we destroyed those bums. Strong offensive games from the boys including Aaron and Roenick. The dynamic underrated duo of this league. And then the next 10 games, we only lost 2 games. Yes, we won 8 of our next 10 games which shows the league was not ready for us. And then a fantastic 10-4 record in the regular season. Roenick and Aaron had an incredible season. Aaron was the best wide receiver in the dsfl and Roenick was the best QB in the dsfl. No one could stop us. And you know what would be an even better ending was the ultimini.
The first playoff game was against Norfolk who did not even finish above 500. They were no competition for us. That game though ended up a close one as we won 14-10 but a huge defensive game. Bravo to our defence. Not gonna lie, I played pretty shit that game and that was hidden thanks to our defence so thank god but we were in the ultimini finals.
So if you did not know, there were robots in DSFL. And we were against the robots. So I thought, it would be pretty stupid for a bunch of dumb fucking robots to beat a bunch of active human players. WE LOST. WE FUCKING LOST. IT WAS NOT JUST A LOSE, WE LOST BY FUCKING 4. FOUR FUCKING POINTS. I HAD A SHIT GAME. WE ALL DID. BUT WE LOST THE TROPHY TO A BUNCH OF ROBOTS WHO HAVE NO FEELINGS. I DID.
Anyways, the DSFL season was over and if losing the ultimini will break me, so will the awards. I had a pretty good season. So I thought I should be winning something good. To start, I was QB of the year. No surprise, I was the best QB in the DSFL. Then comes the award I wanted, Offensive Rookie of the Year. And I saw the name Dwayne Aaron. What the fuck. The man I carried. None of the catches he did would not have happened if it were not for me. I did them. i created him. I carried him. That was mine. So then there was offensive player of the year. HE WON THAT ONE. FUCK. I CARRIED THIS BUM AND TAKES IT AWAY FROM ME. Then comes MVP. The biggest award of the night. This motherfucker took that as well. He took all the awards I wanted. That bum was carried and I got a pity best QB. Fucking pathetic.
Part 2 comes the S6 NSFL Draft.