Future Superstar Waddles His Way to the Rockies

woelkers · 07-30-2020, 09:56 PM

LB Adélie de Pengu @IsaStarcrossed COL

S24 $2,000,000*
S25 $2,000,000*
* Becomes $4,000,000 if sent to the DSFL

- The Yeti must add a food channel to their locker room for tasty treat sharing.
-- Adélie is to be paid half his contract in fish.
--- The Yeti must provide transportation for Adélie's family from their Rocky Mountain resort to the stadium on game days.
---- The user IsaStarcrossed is not allowed within 30 feet of a war room under any circumstances, and must receive a custom role stating his status “War Room Outcast”.
----- At least 3 new penguin pictures must be provided to user IsaStarcrossed per season.
------ Taco Tuesdays must be religiously celebrated within the Yeti locker room.
------- de Pengu must record a minimum of one (1) podcast with new teammate Melvin Murder-Moose.