*The Bachelorette

[Tesla]

It has been made abundantly clear that this was a mistake. My error in judgment, my fault, and one hundred percent my mistake. Given all that I sincerely apologize for it.

[retrospace111]

What’s the prize? Do we get paid money for all that writing?

[NicholasTheGreat]

Yo! How do I retire?

[DeathOnReddit]

what in tarnation

[scorycory]

This is definitely awful.

[DeadlyPlayer]

the fuck

[Z-Whiz]

have these last 5 and a half months all been a dream? Is it April 1st?

[DeadlyPlayer]

It's been a good run guys, disband the league

[qWest]

Unfortunate that I have to break up with my girlfriend for this, she was gonna be my biggest selling point

[jeffie43]

you can still delete this btw