(S27) PT4 - Superstar

[TropicaliaCC]

[Oles]

No family is as ingrained in the history of the ISFL as much as the Oles family has. With the announcement that there will be a new Oles joining the DSFL and the ISFL, he marks the 4th Oles to join the league since season 2. So of course, the camera man wants to follow the Oles camp in their training escapades. Whether it’s training and preparing the future Oles, or the patriarch of the family Tyler Oles SR running the show for his family, there are plenty of things to cover in a reality show staring the family that has made teams, ran teams, and made the hall of fame. With Kazimir Oles JR joining the league though, now is best time to catch just what the family does in order to get pro ready, and to be the best player in the league. With experience at QB in Tyler Oles SR, hall of famer Kazimir Oles, and CB of the year Tyler Oles JR, there has been plenty of top tier talent in the league, and Kaz JR looks to be no different. The Oles camp normally doesn’t open up their doors much, but a season of reality TV and a season in the spotlight would show a side that people don’t normally see, normally they’re watching their favorite Oles dominate the league, this time they’ll see the camp dominate reality TV. (234 words)

[MachineEarnedRuns]

Mongo's film debut

[AL_GRINGO]

So a movie company wants to make a movie about my player George "corpsegrinder" Fisher. I think it would only be a horror film based on the childhood of George. He was born in hell as the result of a one night stand between a demon and an AC/DC fan back stage at a concert. He was raised by the demons in hell and learned of the sport of football by a ex college football coach who was sent to hell for fixing a game when he was alive. This movie could center around his rise to earth and how he eventually made his way on to the ISFL field. It could feature his time in Tiajuana and also show all the amazing friends he made along the way. George could be the loveable demon spawn that everyone can get along with. I think this movie would not do very well with general audiences but could have a cult following if done right. There is a crossover between heavy metal fans and football fans and my player could be the perfect meeting point of those two. I expect there to be a huge marketing campaign by the league on my behalf for this movie.

[ilmari07]

It is told that an ambitious Arkansas production company has approached Dallas Birddogs DT Beefcake Johnson for a new mini-documentary called "Beefcake at Baseball-what could have been?" discussing the 330-pounders past as a first baseman in high school, and, mainly, how his trajectory may or may not have been as a pro baseball player. Johnson still holds his high school record for home runs but cited a lack of speed and fielding skills as the main reasons for choosing football. Does he, and do his peers at the time, think he would have had a shot regardless? Or does he even regret his career decision a bit? Stay tuned.
"A D-Tackle playing baseball? We know it sounds ridiculous now, but we believe Johnson truly had the potential to be a force not unlike Frank Thomas. It's not that he was just super strong, his plate skills were quite good for a high school kid as well", the documentary's producer says. "As a Little Rock native, I was actually following his play and was crushed when I learned about his decision to play football". One major theme of the documentary will be Johnson's size, as he describes himself as "just heavy-boned" and "a Beefcake for a reason", while it is believed he could have achieved baseball shape (well, at least first baseman/designated hitter shape) by proper training. The documentary will show critics of the idea of Johnson playing baseball as well, such as Johnson's former football coach and his parents.

[bjkman]

When I got an email from one of the Producers of Practical Matter Films saying that "We want you, Jacob Small, to star in a small supporting role in our upcoming action film", the first 2 things I thought about were, "why do they want me?", and "do they know how silly a Kiwi accent sounds in a movie?". I replied saying that "I think it would be a fantastic opportunity but what would my part in the film be?" when in reality I was so excited that I would accept anything just to be in front of the camera!

It was another two days before I received a reply they said if you can fly up to Chicago on one of the Sarasota bye weeks or offseason that would be fantastic as they would be filming up there for the next five months, finally I found an available week and few up there for this exciting opportunity. When I finally arrived I learned that I would be playing the role of a lead gang member who gets to fight the good guys and while the bad guys don't win... wait for it... MY CHARACTER DOESN'T DIE! Can anyone say spin-off? Who knows, maybe I'll switch sides or I'll be the good guy in the next film if I'm lucky.

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[Mojojojo]

Sport Entertainment Television’s long running series, “Locker Room with the Lads”, interviews young ISFL players about their time in the league and the story behind their career. It is known for hard-hitting episodes that delve into the many trials that players face on and off the field. But it always leaves the viewer with a sense of hope that even the greatest obstacles can be overcome through perseverance. So Ernest Lover was excited when he was approached by the producer of the show, Debbie Doxworthy, and asked if he would film an episode about his experience in the ISFL draft, his first two seasons in the league, and—to put an extra spin on the episode—his thoughts on his younger brother, Keane Lover, declaring for the S28 DSFL draft. Ernest, never one to miss an opportunity to talk up his brother, quickly agreed to participate in the episode. During filming, the producers tried to push the Lover Boys to play up the rivalry, especially given that they line up on opposite sides of the line of scrimmage with Ernest on the defense and Keane on the offense. But much to the show’s chagrin, the brothers always seemed to exude a strong bond. Eventually the producer gave into the wholesome story and the Lover Boys had a blast talking with the interviewer about their childhood and their high school and college football careers.

Airing next Tuesday at 8:00pm Central, tune in to see this special episode of brotherly love and football.

[FootballIsCool]

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[Swanty]

Swantavius Jones was minding his own business after training one day when he got a call. It was a big time TV producer [NAME REDACTED] with a very vague offer. He went down the studio the next morning to discuss it in person. Turns out after selling his soul with about a million sponsorship deals (perhaps you saw the Swantavius Loans commercial or tried one of Dairy Queen's Swantavius Cones), Swanty was hot property. The producer wanted to get his face on TV, and was trying to figure out the best kind of programme to make Jones the star of.

The biggest stumbling block is that Swantavius has made it extremely clear that he will only participate in something outside of the football world if his name can be used as a pun. The producer's efforts to get Swanty to agree to star in a reality show, or even host a game show have been fruitless, because they couldn't come up with a suitable pun to theme the show around.

The only concession Jones has made is to offer to star in a reboot of Game of Thrones, but only if it's named either Swantavius Thrones or Game of Jones. Alas, the producer felt that this is a little out of his control, and the talks ended with no agreement.

[LewisMelville]

A producer has recently approached Berlin Fire Salamanders Cornerback Jeeeeroy Lenkins with the idea of making an animated television program and some action figures. The producer has heard of how Jeeeeroy Lenkins and his brothers Buster "Boulder" Bawls (Raphael) Tony Yeboah (Leonardo) Xmus Flaxon Waxin Jaxon Claxon Saxon (Donatello) are often referred to as the the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles of the International Simulation Football League. The producers idea is a complete and utter rip off of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles, however Lenkins and his brothers have agreed to do the voices  of their characters. I guess you could say the show is kinda like if the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles had sex with The Power Rangers. Each of the brothers outfits are based on the team they currently play for in the ISFL, thankfully they all play for different teams otherwise it could get a bit confusing for viewers. Other than the sheer size of Buster Bawls he other 3 are quite hard to tell apart. Although xmus has also piled on the pounds. With the increasing popularity of the ISFL and the success Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles has continued to generate. There is high expectations the show and action figures will be a big hit around the globe, with many shops already reporting their stock of pre orders has been claimed, could this be like the PlayStation 5 all over again? Probably worse. The big question everyone asking is who is going to be the nemesis of the 4 brothers in the first episode/season?