(S27) PT4 - Superstar

[frazzle14]

On his way home from another hard day of training Tony Yeboah gets a phone call from his agent asking him to attend a meeting with a TV producer. Yeboah wonders to himself what this TV producer is wanting to meet him for.

“YEBOAH VS FOOD” The TV producer exclaims over a meal in a posh restaurant in the city. “During the offseason you travel to different cities and take part in some of these crazy food challenges that you see in a lot of restaurants nowadays.” It is well known that Yeboah loves his food. His Instagram is littered with pictures of outrageous plates of food, each one filled with stacks of food. “We’d have billboards in every city with the slogan ‘The Smiling Assassin takes on the culinary world.’”With Yeboah knowing that whatever weight he would pile on doing this show during the offseason he would shed during his insane preseason workouts, he is liking the idea of this show.

“So you guys would pay me to travel across the country and eat food? While also paying all of my expenses” Yeboah says with a smile. “Yes exactly that.” “Well I’m in” Yeboah says as he reaches his hand across the table. And from this the most watched show in food channel history was born.

[caltroit_red_flames]

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[MrStennett]

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[juniped]

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[UltimateYeehaw]

With the news of the playoffs quickly approaching, many have put their eyes on the upcoming ISFL draft. You see, many have speculated who the top prospects are within the draft but there is only one right answer: Chunt The Badger. Chunt’s larger than life personality deserves ample air time that a mere 2 hour movie cannot capture. Therefore, this sexy Badger has been in talks to form his own reality show. This show will be “Bachelor” style, but instead of vying for the love and heart of Chunt, it will be all of the ISFL General Manager’s vying for Chunt to be a member of their team. You will get an all access pass into Chunt’s history: from his time in college, to the various forms he’s shaped into, to how he courted the infamous iStegosauruz. In turn, the GM’s will host daily dates to attempt to court him to their team and his home within the league. Through the various process of eliminations, Chunt will come down to his top two picks the night before the draft. But in the end, there can only be one winner. Who will it be? You’ll have to tune in to the draft to find out who has the pleasure of hosting the sexiest Badger within the league.

[fever95]

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[bex]

Raeni Clarke is not generally one to remark on her struggles. She does not like to discuss what she has overcome in order to enter into professional sports. But the time has come for the public to know, and what better way to tell the world than an overly dramatized biopic. We'll find someone amazingly famous to play Raeni of course, and really milk those early story beats. We'll find a very grimy apartment for her grandfather, to really show how difficult her early childhood was. Then, when she moves into the foster care system, we'll have to bring in some elements of mistreatment. Obviously her experiences had to have been terrible, right? Either way, it makes for better TV. And of course, we'll have to try to get Marcella Toriki to play herself when we reach Raeni's introduction to football. We'll emphasize the sexism component to make the audience identify with Raeni's fight. and of course, we'll end it with her winning the ultimini. What do you mean her team doesn't win the ultimini???? Well uh, I guess we'll use some creative license to say that they do. Sell more tickets that way. It'll be a dramatic, emotional, girlpower film that will bring in women *and* sports fans. Maybe even women sports fans, if those are a real thing.

[ForSucksFake]

A producer approaches Damon Brooks with an idea that could make him a transcendent celebrity. He’s currently in the twilight of his career. He’s been a pro for several years, but the Hall of Fame is a longshot. “How would you like to have your own web series?,” Says the producer.

“You’d host a weekly program featuring the best plays of Ultimus ISFL Football, the video game tie-in to our league. Not only would it expand your exposure, but it would heighten the awareness of our game and our league.”

“Video games are so popular, more people watch the League of Legends Tournament than the NBA Finals, Stanley Cup, or World Series. You can scoff at the idea of video games as sport, but the world is changing.”

Daymond thinks about this. Does he fade into obscurity after retirement or does he live on in a second life and get in on the new world?

It’s an easy choice. Daymond doesn’t want to be forgotten and he wants to be seen as current with culture. He agrees to host this new web series and even considers getting better at the game himself. With as much money as video games generate these days, he may even get a handsome slice.

[JaytheGreat]

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[Briedaqueduc]

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