Orange County Otters

[Duilio05]

$1M new fly rod

You go and buy the fanciest rod in the shop. It helps you with catching.
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[ReverendOReily]

$1 million training fee to whoever releases the Kyle Pitts gas mask bong video and gets him to fall in the draft to my team

The gas mask video was released but it wasn't paid any attention to because everyone was too busy talking about where Aaron Rodgers is going to be traded to so your plan doesnt work. Unless you're a Falcons fan at which point I'm just sorry anyway. *insert arbitrary reason this gives you 5 TPE*
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[Nhamlet]

$1m to a tutor to teach me about basic algebra.

1 * M = 5 * TPE, if M = 1,000,000, find the value of TPE ( 2 marks)

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[Lime]

1m to replace that tutor with a fake one that teaches ham absolutely nothing

The 1m was unwisely spent as even an excellent tutor would struggle to teach ham anything. You could have porked a better thing to spend your 1m gamm-on but this motivates you to get bacon the training field and train for 5 TPE worth of time.
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[Blasoon]

1M in bribes for second best GM of the Year votes

You bribe the bank a million to vote for you as GMotY. The bank are confused as they dont get to vote but they accept your money anyway and hand you back some TPE instead, about 5.
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[scorycory]

500k for Lord Beerus to see what is behind door number three

Doors 1 and 2 cost 1m but thats ok as door 3 was on sale for 500k. Behind it you find a magical 3 TPE!
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[Eldorian]

1M for a prized tank to help breed at the tank farm

It's all coming together. You have the goats farm, you have the tank farm and now you have a prized tank to start populating the tank farm. If you can ever figure out how to breed the tanks and the goats to make more goat tanks, you shall be unstoppable.

Until then, the prized tank came with a free gift of 5 TPE.
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[shrub02]

1M for a burglar kit

The banker asks no questions as you walk away with your burglar kit but he will be keeping a close eye on his property for the next few weeks. Included in the burglar kit is 5 TPE.
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[Seymour]

1m to start BeanCoin

BeanCoin goes to the moon where it finds the remanants of the Moon Knights training camp. You train in low gravity for a while to get 5 TPE better.
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[Duilio05]

$1M Champagne to celebrate @shadyshoelace and @Frick_Nasty finishing their DSFL season

Champagne is on the house for 2 such storied users first DSFL seasons on their new players. Shady carries the champagne in to the party expertly and then Frick then proceeds to throw it over the mountains with his 90 arm. However the 1m does buy you some training instead.
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