(S29) PT 4 - Statues

[OrbitingDeath]

[hotdog]

I would encourage the Arizona Outlaws ownership group to consider putting up a statue of defensive legend Galf Wilf outside the arena. Galf Wilf had a long and storied career with the Outlaws, playing his entire ISFL career in the black and maroon. Wilf had a notable peak, winning not one but TWO defensive player of the year awards. Given how rare this award is, the fact that Wilf won two of them likely earns him a spot in the hall of fame already. As the standout defensive player for a long time in Arizona, Wilf is worthy of mention already. In addition to the hardware earned in 2038 and 2040, constituting his peak, Wilf has had a lengthy career, still a relevant part of a now-dominant team. Arizona has had a top defense in the past three seasons, and despite the old age, Wilf is a major part of that. Wilf also served as a role model for many of the younger defensive players on the Outlaws, so his internal regard is as high as his external. Lastly, Wilf rhymes with Milf and Dilf and Gilf so this statue would be an impressive site, perfectly modeling Galf as the Wizard that we would all like to fuck. Erect this Galf Wilf statue as soon as he's retired!

[shrub02]

The Otters organization has been planning the building of a statue commemorating one of their great players for some time now. When coach called me into his office to talk about it, I was humbled, but not surprised. I am the great Bender Rodriguez, after all. And it wouldn't be the first statue made in my honor. I sat in the chair facing his desk. Coach looked at me and said, "Son, you have a computer for a brain so we would like you to head the design team for this statue." "I am honored you would let me design my own statue. It will be the greatest statue of Bender ever built," I replied. Coach stared at me blankly and responded, "Woah, slow down there buddy. We will be honoring Heep. He's retiring and we'd like to send him out in style." Feeling a sense of injustice, I extended my arm across the desk and slapped the crap out of his face. "You're going to pass me up for that two-bit meatbag?? Listen here, my greatness started when I came into the league as an immediate callup. My ass was too good to warm the bench in the DSFL. I had 5 sacks last year. And a pass deflection! I was robbed of the Defensive Rookie of the Year award. Probably MVP too. And now you're going to rob me of a statue memorializing my greatness? You've boned me for the last time! I'm going to test free agency. Find a new team. One that has blackjack and hookers!" 

And that's how you found out that Bender will be a free agent next season.


haha jk Otter for life 

Even with their stupid statue of Heep and not Bender

[3lewsers]

The Sabercats have a special player in Jamar Lackson. Currently in his 7th season with San Jose, he has had 1,000 or more rushing yards 6 times. He has 71 combined touchdowns rushing and receiving, and he has a solig 4.3 average yard per rush. Lackson is the type of player that after retirement would be worthy of a statue. He has a tremendous work ethic which results in extremely solid play on the field. Jamar's consistency is what sets him apart. He puts his helmet on and you know what you are going to get with him. A top-tier running back that just grinds. He takes no plays off, and his talent in the ground game makes everyone else on the team better. He opens up numerous opportunities for the passing game to thrive, and he can break a long run on any play. He has had numerous 70+ yard runs, to go along with numerous 30+ yard receptions. He may very well get Hall of Fame consideration when all is said and done. However, even without that, he is a Sabercat legend that will not be forgotten. He is still etching his final place in San Jose lure, and the statue that should be placed in honor would be well deserved. We have quite a few seasons to find out how his story ends.

[Accka]

Well I know literally nothing about our teams history as I was just picked up from the side of the road, so I can't really give a proper thought out candidate..

But who I think should get it, is our adorable and amazing GM person Hordle! Why should Hordle get the honour of a statue dedicated to him? Well let me answer you right now!

I've never met a man... well actually, I think they're a guy, I'm not sure though as all the conversations we've had so far have been on through text messages, phone calls and faxes.

But regardless of the no irl contact that we've had, I've enjoyed every second I've spent with this person and they went out there and scooped me off the streets when I was down bad and when I mean down bad I mean down bad, I was drinking microwaved coffee that I had made yesterday and I drank it black with no sugar or cream. Eating pizza with mayo, kebab, pineapple and blue cheese on it. I didn't have a clue as to what I was tasting, but I just kept eating cause it was all I had in life. And this man saved me, I am forever in debt to him for this.

-213wc

[krazko]

Being so new to the league and the team I have landed in, the Portland Pythons I don't have massive historic knowledge about the team or the league, so choosing who should have the honour of having a statue made of themselves.

However, looking at the historic results of the team and the players picked up during the drafts I think the honour should go to no one other than the current General Manager duo of the Portland Pythons, namely, Zeagle and Hordle.

Zeagle, having started his career as GM with back to back season with an 11-3 record in the regular season is not bad at all. Losing out to London Royals in the Ultimini last season. While the team is in a slump this season, the drafting and team building has secured the future with a couple of solid pickups during the S29 (S30 class) DSFL draft last season. Showing their tactical prowess this season by many upsets of the top teams with a much weaker team than some of the top teams. Combined with the fact many of the current players have already declared a wish to remain with the team for at least 1-2 more seasons, their game knowledge will show and the team is set for at least 1 Ultimini in the season to come!

So all that said, the past strong start for the duo and the very promising future is what grants them the honour of being immortalized outside the stadium.

[Skindog44]

PT 29-4

Going back and looking at the history of the Dallas birddogs there's not a whole lot since they were expansion team in what I believe to be was season 20 .  but going through the archives you come across a player vatten season 27 led the Dallas bird dogs to their first southern conference championship going 11 in 3. In that player is quarterback Juliet Christ junior. in this season he threw for 3560 yards 21 touchdowns completed 63.8% of his passes an average 254.3 yards a game on his way to leading the bird dogs to a southern division championship. If you go further and look at the birddog season record holders you would see Christ junior leading in passing attempts passing completions pass completion percentage passing interceptions passing yards passing touchdowns passing rating and longest pass. Needless to say Christ junior put his stamp on the Dallas birddog history in his worthy of a statue in front of the stadium. like I said in the prior post Dallas doesn't have an extensive history but it's easy to say that Christ junior the quarterback in this season left his market is absolutely worthy considering the lack of trophies in the Dallas trophy case. Looking at playoff records Christ junior is the lone quarterback that holds all the quarterback records as well in that 2042 season. So He is easily my pick for the statue.

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[yonggarius]

In my opinion, the Yeti's statues shall depict two individuals rather than one, as those two had together created the best scene in Yeti franchise history.

The two individuals I am talking about are, of course, James Bishop and Wolfie McDummy. It was their connection- which had been going strong for quite a few seasons- that completed Yeti's miracle ultimus bowl run with the most unbelievable comeback win in the biggest game.

McDummy and Bishop, both franchise stars, enjoyed long and illustrious careers with McDummy getting a MVP and a handful of other awards, and Bishop getting OPOTY, a couple WROTYs and the Yeti franchise record for receiving yards. (He held the receiving TD record until very recently, too). They are more than deserving of a statue in front of the stadium from those feats alone.

However, that's not where the story ends. McDummy and Bishop are a lot more than just 2 very good players. They were among the few players in that S22 Yeti ultimus roster who had experienced the dark days- or rather the "crying Jordan Yeti days" as I like to call- of the franchise. They were the pillar that held the franchise through the darkest times, and were the ones to turn the Yeti around from the laughing stock of the league to the perennial playoff contenders that they are now. So the statues of McDummy and Bishop- depicting the moment of that fateful TD in S22 ultimus- will most definitely be the best statue to have in front of the wolfie farms stadium. (259)

[C9Van]

I sadly do not have any team association right now that would ever give me the rights to do such a thing so this would never happen. However I would probably say out of the teams I have played formally I could give a rough guess on who they would pick. I think Tom Hanks gets 1 for either Tijuana Luchadores or New Orleans Second Line with Forrest Gump cause well he is 1 of the biggest ever players there and would deserve 1. That or Laszlo Forty-Two for tolerating being there which seems fair.

For the Colorado Yeti probably Wolfie gets one since they did that comeback to win just 1 title but really should be Laszlo Forty-Two getting one for tolerating being there and I would say for Yellowknife Wraiths that they have just multiple people who deserve it. You could do Shady and fly eagles fly for the insane quality of superior GMing there, Hanyadi for being a great Running Back there or just multiple players like Kai Sakura or Colby Jack. However I will give it to Laszlo Forty-Two who was a big reason Hanyadi for MVP that season with his run blocking.

Lastly to my fav team so far, the Portland Pythons and the statue is a simple 1. It is every player that ever played for them (Few exceptions of people I don't like lol) but we place them around the other shitty DSFL teams' stadiums since we will need the room and they all suck. It is perfect!

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