Orange County Otters

**ReverendOReily** · (This post was last modified: 06-25-2021, 07:23 PM by PMoney.)

$1m for an otter chauffeur named Edgar who makes wisecracks and knows how to play the bassoon

Edgar sounds like a cool dude who I hope to meet one day. There was however a mixup and he only knows how to play with Blassoon rather than the bassoon. He uses this ability to help you train approximately 5 TPE.
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Gragg9 · (This post was last modified: 06-25-2021, 07:20 PM by PMoney.)

1m for your very finest 5 TPE. Not this trash TPE that I keep getting

You havent yet learnt that all TPE is trash and doesnt mean anything. I will give you the 'good' TPE this week though.
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Seymour · (This post was last modified: 06-25-2021, 07:21 PM by PMoney.)

1m investment in Blockbuster

To the moon?
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shrub02 · (This post was last modified: 06-25-2021, 07:21 PM by PMoney.)

1M bribe for you to keep giving gragg the garbage TPE

Shh
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Memento Mori · (This post was last modified: 06-25-2021, 07:22 PM by PMoney.)

$1m for one of PMoney's finest jokes

What kind of cheese do you use to disguise a horse?

Mascarpone
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Duilio05 · (This post was last modified: 06-25-2021, 07:24 PM by PMoney.)

$1M hot air balloon ride

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE
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Blasoon · (This post was last modified: 07-02-2021, 07:23 PM by PMoney.)

1M for PMoney to make fun of the North.

I'm very tempted to deny this one. That would apparently require a different coloured response though and we're still working in black and white in the north so that would confuse me so
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Seymour · (This post was last modified: 07-02-2021, 07:28 PM by PMoney.)

1m to ask how PMoney is doing

We've had better weeks my man but thanks for asking, have 5 TPE for that.
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**Eldorian** · (This post was last modified: 07-02-2021, 07:31 PM by PMoney.)

1M for new marketing campaign to take GOAT TANK SIMULATOR VR to the next level

GOAT TANK SIMULATOR VR goes to space! What could be better than GTS VR? Space! and Dinosaurs! and cake! all available soon on GOAT TANK SIMULATOR VR! Purchase today to get a free 5 TPE gift!
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Gragg9 · (This post was last modified: 07-02-2021, 07:32 PM by PMoney.)

1m to make my Processed one font larger

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