Orange County Otters

[Eldorian]

1M Weekly Training

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[Gragg9]

1M to arrange a Mori scandal

Mori is unscandalable, he's got a squeaky clean record and don't let anyone in Philly tell you different.
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[Memento Mori]

$1m on Indeed ads to find a new running mate after John Cena threw me through a table

The ads are out and now we wait and see who applies. A mil for adverts is a lot though so it's being advertised on every search term possible, we may get some questionable entrants...
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[Haseo]

$1m to become Mori's new running mate

You send in your application to the indeed advert you saw. You don't get a response..............
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[bowl0]

$1 Million to get something to "help" my play

This seems like a sketchy request so here's 5 TPE instead!
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[shrub02]

1M blackjack bet. Hit me

You draw a 5 and a 5. You hit and get another 5. Wait a second, they're all the same 5, 5 TPE.
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[Duilio05]

$1M to send onions to all Otter Fans

Your order has been dispatched. Please allow between 1 and 2985498234 working days for delivery.
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[Nhamlet]

$1m to my shrine of Pigsnout

We should all dedicate money to our PigSnout shrines on this glorious day. He returns you an offering from on high of 5 TPE.
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[ReverendOReily]

$1m to purchase new training equipment for the SCFSL's premier franchise, the Las Vegas Venom, and also maybe some of that money can possibly go towards Richard Leaking's training

The Las Vegas Legion don't need any of your 1m training money as they already have everything that could possibly be needed to be the premier franchise in the SCFSL. For a team lead by @Frostbite , we're pretty cool.
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[Beaver]

1m to hire an orchestra to play outside @PaytonM34 's window at 3am

They play the song of Orange County's people (DU DU DU DU) IT'S JOHN CEEEEEEEEEENNNNNNNNNAAAAAA
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