Orange County Otters

[Seymour]

1m to tell PMoney they're the best updater.

Me: PMoney, you're the best updater! Seymour said so
Also Me: But I'm not an updater PMoney? I'm just a banker and mediocre GM
Me but the first me: Well Seymour asked me to tell you you're the best updater, maybe he meant hypothetically?
Back to Me: I'll take the compliment, I like Seymour, he's a real swell guy
Me: Me too!

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[Eldorian]

1M Weekly Training

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[Seymour]

Previous Purchase

5m to purchase remaining 10 TPE of equipment.

luv u pmoney

I already loved you Seymour but linking back to your previous equipment purchase is the ultimate cutie move. Luv u lots <3
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[Nhamlet]

$1m for a nice diary to start journaling in

You buy a lovely leather journal (lab-grown leather, no otters were harmed in the making of the journal) and the comfiest pen ever to start your writing career. Feel free to share any journal entries with the team (and banker) 5 TPE of self-reflection to you!
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[Duilio05]

$1M to get sloshed on wine

No YOU haves to gfet sloooshed oin hte wine!!111!!!
PROCH EShSE....zzzzz

[Blasoon]

1M dollarydoos for five teeparinos

Crikey mate, what a bonzer transaction!
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[Gragg9]

1M to the demon who cursed me

Well you shouldnt have taken @Blasoon 's job if you didnt want to be cursed. I also can't pay him so I'll pay the bank and give you 5 TPE instead
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[bowl0]

$1 Million to get some dang sleep

I know that feel, hope you sleep better soon <3
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[Memento Mori]

$1m to tell PMoney he's the best media grader

User: Memento Mori
Title: Orange County Otters
Words: 9
Payout: $13,050 (PMoney dollars as I can't legally give you any money)
Grader Bonus: 5 TPE
Grader Bonus Reason: Mori be a cutie
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[Beaver]

1m
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