Orange County Otters

[ReverendOReily]

$1million for 5 tpe and PMoney's choice between waffles/pancakes/french toast

That's a hard decision but I'm reallllllllly feeling some french toast atm. There was this one place I used to live that did salted caramel, chocloate and honeycomb french toast on the thiccest bread you've ever seen, that's what I'm choosing now. I thank you Rev and love you lots <3
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[Memento Mori]

$1m to buy PMoney his second favourite choice between waffles/pancakes/french toast as he deserves it

As I've already had sweet french toast I'll go for a savoury option and get a nice big stack of pancakes with bacon, I'm gonna be real full soon
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[Blasoon]

1M to pay for for PMoney's namechange to QMoney.

My recreate of Qatrick Money will be pleased
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[Haseo]

Y'all act like you never seen a white person before
Jaws all on the floor like Blas like Mori just burst in the door
And started whoopin' his ass worse than before
They first were divorced, throwin' him over furniture (agh!)
It's the return of the "ah, wait, no way, you're kidding
He didn't just say what I think he did, did he?"
And Gragg said, "5 TPE for $1m"
Feminist women love PMoney
"Chicka, chicka, chicka, PMoney, I'm sick of him
Look at him, walkin' around, grabbin' his you-know-what
Flippin' the you-know-who"
"Yeah, but he's so cute though"

Yeah, I probably got a couple of screws up in my sim loose
But no worse, than what's goin' on in your GMs bedrooms
Sometimes I wanna get on the YouTube stream and just let loose, but can't
But it's cool for Isa to hump a Murder-Moose
My TPE is on your lips, my TPE is on your lips
And if I'm lucky you might just give it a little kiss
And that's the message that we deliver to little rookies
And expect them not to know what a recieving TD is
Of course they're gonna know what passing is
By the time they hit regression
They got the ISFL gen chat don't they?
We ain't nothin' but players-in-a-mediocre-sim
Well, some of us are offensive linemen
Who cut other people open like pancake stacks
But if we can buy 5 TPE for $1m
Then there's no reason that a Gragg and a Mori can't elope
But if you feel like I feel, I got the antidote
TE's wave your OR Awards, sing the banking and it goes
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[bowl0]

$1 Million to celebrate the fact I had my best 2 rounds of disc golf today and got my first 2 birdies as well!

HELL YEAH!!! Getting better at a hobby that you love is a great feeling and here's to many more birdies!
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[Duilio05]

$1M for new furniture

You buy many many folding tables for Bills fans to jump through. Not exactly what you wanted but jumping through tables is fun
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[Gragg9]

1m for 5 objects of your choosing

A left shoe, a painting of the grand canyon, a comically large pen, a glass full of printer ink, an amazon Astro
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[Nhamlet]

$1m for a good player career

If I find one I'll let you know, 0 Pro Bowl Money is not the person to ask for that.
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[Big_Papi]

Weekly Training: +5 TPE, -$1,000,000

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[shrub02]

1M for a scary movie suggestion

Tucker and Dale vs Evil
It's the greatest scary movie of all time.
Maybe Silence of the Lambs if you want an actually scary movie rather than a comedy scary movie but I stand by my suggestions
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