What the fuck is up you jokers
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i found a picture of archon online
My name is JIMMY COX and this is an article about things or something like that so lets get started with things that are talked about often
SUBJECT 1: WRAITHS RANT
Lmao you jokers put a team in fucking yellowknife jesus fuck you realize that town has a smaller population than most football stadiums have capacity? how do you even sustain yourselves financially? do you have a billionaire owner who just loves losing money? I get that its a sim league and location doesnt really matter but at least every other team is in an area that could probably get more than 5k dudes into a stadium. Like fuck me Yellowknife home games probably look like practice, Draftday sports should just make HFA not apply to you guys its basically a neutral ground. Actually there's probably more away fans than home fans at your games.
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average yellowknife citizen
SUBJECT 2: Week 8 predictions
Ya u heard me i already did 6-7 predictions on the podcast i did with budda so now im doing week 8 predictions you have a problem with that you can fuck urself in the butt with a gay raccoon.
Otters @ Hawks
The team with the logo that is almost as sad as my social life is going to come out of week 7 with a 5-2 record because i fucking feel like it and guess what they're going to be 5-3 because these scary fucks
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are going to fucking eat them alive lmao Mike Boss is going to take his massive cock out and just fuck the shit out of that defense and especially that fat fuck sandoval the second he steps up
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and dont forget to like chips n dip on facebook or something. Anyway yeah Boss gonna juke his ass and throw it down the west side of the field to westfield for the td everyone in the league will celebrate and the hawks will probably cry and Archon will say "u smell" and every hawks player will instantly quit the league in disbelief because of the severity of the insult used.
Liberty @ Yeti
Ring the bell fuckos i'd probably say the yeti will win because im sick of all these patriotic philadelphia teams (some other creative fucko in the gomhl called his team the philadelphia patriots) but budda is on the liberty and he gave me advice on how to pick up chicks despite the fact that i look like a tampon with glasses and a jewfro and i appreciate it so i'll give the liberty the win here. Clifford Rove is the best rookie QB this year and considering the other QB's performance i don't even know if that's an achievement. Something Something Brice Boggs Antonio Sandoval Nicholas Pierno honestly i'm pretty sure most of the players on the yeti are bots i have 0 clue who else is on the team, yet they still somehow beat the legion. But yeah liberty real ez win.
Sabercats @ Legion
I think the green beige color scheme is sick and so i want the sabercats to be a good team, and this should be a gimme for the cats, i dont even understand how the legion are so bad considering the liberty are actually passable as a team (I think they were the other expansion team tbh i have 0 fucking clue). anyway ya sabercats real good their defense real good and legion real bad overall only good player is goonman he dominatin in defense. Anyway yeah this game is prolly a shit show but draft day HFA is real.
outlaws @ wraiths
I'm going to be completely honest, I could totally see the wraiths beating the outlaws here. Of all the teams that can beat the outlaws even once this season, I think the wraiths are one of the teams with a better chance. I personally think they're at the same level as the otters, and the otters lost by just a 4th quarter touchdown so the wraiths could do it. Watch out for the fan during the game, he's a real wild one, he might storm the field so that could be scary.
ok im bored now dont forget to tune into my next thing where i do the thing
GRADED
i found a picture of archon online
My name is JIMMY COX and this is an article about things or something like that so lets get started with things that are talked about often
SUBJECT 1: WRAITHS RANT
Lmao you jokers put a team in fucking yellowknife jesus fuck you realize that town has a smaller population than most football stadiums have capacity? how do you even sustain yourselves financially? do you have a billionaire owner who just loves losing money? I get that its a sim league and location doesnt really matter but at least every other team is in an area that could probably get more than 5k dudes into a stadium. Like fuck me Yellowknife home games probably look like practice, Draftday sports should just make HFA not apply to you guys its basically a neutral ground. Actually there's probably more away fans than home fans at your games.
average yellowknife citizen
SUBJECT 2: Week 8 predictions
Ya u heard me i already did 6-7 predictions on the podcast i did with budda so now im doing week 8 predictions you have a problem with that you can fuck urself in the butt with a gay raccoon.
Otters @ Hawks
The team with the logo that is almost as sad as my social life is going to come out of week 7 with a 5-2 record because i fucking feel like it and guess what they're going to be 5-3 because these scary fucks
are going to fucking eat them alive lmao Mike Boss is going to take his massive cock out and just fuck the shit out of that defense and especially that fat fuck sandoval the second he steps up
[iframe width=\\\"560\\\" height=\\\"315\\\" src=\\\"https://www.youtube.com/embed/7rtBpR5PNMc\\\" frameborder=\\\"0\\\" allowfullscreen][/iframe]
and dont forget to like chips n dip on facebook or something. Anyway yeah Boss gonna juke his ass and throw it down the west side of the field to westfield for the td everyone in the league will celebrate and the hawks will probably cry and Archon will say "u smell" and every hawks player will instantly quit the league in disbelief because of the severity of the insult used.
Liberty @ Yeti
Ring the bell fuckos i'd probably say the yeti will win because im sick of all these patriotic philadelphia teams (some other creative fucko in the gomhl called his team the philadelphia patriots) but budda is on the liberty and he gave me advice on how to pick up chicks despite the fact that i look like a tampon with glasses and a jewfro and i appreciate it so i'll give the liberty the win here. Clifford Rove is the best rookie QB this year and considering the other QB's performance i don't even know if that's an achievement. Something Something Brice Boggs Antonio Sandoval Nicholas Pierno honestly i'm pretty sure most of the players on the yeti are bots i have 0 clue who else is on the team, yet they still somehow beat the legion. But yeah liberty real ez win.
Sabercats @ Legion
I think the green beige color scheme is sick and so i want the sabercats to be a good team, and this should be a gimme for the cats, i dont even understand how the legion are so bad considering the liberty are actually passable as a team (I think they were the other expansion team tbh i have 0 fucking clue). anyway ya sabercats real good their defense real good and legion real bad overall only good player is goonman he dominatin in defense. Anyway yeah this game is prolly a shit show but draft day HFA is real.
outlaws @ wraiths
I'm going to be completely honest, I could totally see the wraiths beating the outlaws here. Of all the teams that can beat the outlaws even once this season, I think the wraiths are one of the teams with a better chance. I personally think they're at the same level as the otters, and the otters lost by just a 4th quarter touchdown so the wraiths could do it. Watch out for the fan during the game, he's a real wild one, he might storm the field so that could be scary.
ok im bored now dont forget to tune into my next thing where i do the thing
GRADED
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