(S6) - Weekend PT 1 - Sticky Situations

[Neckbishop]

You have never been scared until you are covered in blood staring at a couple of Game Wardens.

So one weekend I was staying with Ron Swanson at his only cabin. A nice rugged shack with minimal amenities. After a couple of whiskys we decide to get that doe that has been eating from his cider trees. We gear up and hike up the ridge to get a good shot at where she normally lays down. We sneak up on her. Put her in our sights. Pop! Pop! She jerks, hops up and jumps over a fallen log. Ron pulls a knife out from his belt hands it to me and nods in the deer's direction. I slow walk up to the log, jump over and slit its throat after a small-ish struggle. Covered in blood I notice the Antlers. Then I see the headlights come over the hill. Behind those lights is the green truck of the Game Wardens. I look for Ron but he is no where to be seen. So there I am covered in blood, knife in hand, and 2 dead deer within a few meters of me.

And They Laugh.

"So you helped Ron get those troublesome deer? Just make sure we get some of that jerky he promised us, goes great with his cider."

They got back in the truck and left. Ron showed up with his 4 wheeler and we took those deer back to his barn where we hung them up.