One Too Many
Back in his first season rookie offensive lineman (before the linebacker days) Angus Winchester was out with other offensive linemen Gregor Clegane and Marcus Boyd in their new city in Southern California enjoying a few drinks at a bar. A group of guys in Outlaws jerseys who had a few too much liquid courage decided they wanted to come up and start flapping their gums. You would think approaching three men who between them weighed more than half a ton looking for trouble would be something that even someone as stupid as an Outlaws fan would know better than to try. But these five guys had a few too many to drink and they figured in a fight of 5 to 3 they could get the upper hand. So the leader of the group starts shooting off at the mouth, tossing around insults and swearing and just being an ass in general. The three linemen, not in the mood for his crap, turn their backs on him and go back to their beers. That's when the brainless bro decides it would be a good idea to show off his manliness by pouring his beer on Marcus Boyd's head. He didn't get halfway through the glass when Marcus picked the man up and launched him through a window. The four lackeys, not quick enough learners to realize this isn't about to get better charged in. Within 45 seconds there were 5 unconscious men, one broken window, two broken barstools, five hundred dollars cash sitting on the table, and the three big men in a taxi on the way home.
Back in his first season rookie offensive lineman (before the linebacker days) Angus Winchester was out with other offensive linemen Gregor Clegane and Marcus Boyd in their new city in Southern California enjoying a few drinks at a bar. A group of guys in Outlaws jerseys who had a few too much liquid courage decided they wanted to come up and start flapping their gums. You would think approaching three men who between them weighed more than half a ton looking for trouble would be something that even someone as stupid as an Outlaws fan would know better than to try. But these five guys had a few too many to drink and they figured in a fight of 5 to 3 they could get the upper hand. So the leader of the group starts shooting off at the mouth, tossing around insults and swearing and just being an ass in general. The three linemen, not in the mood for his crap, turn their backs on him and go back to their beers. That's when the brainless bro decides it would be a good idea to show off his manliness by pouring his beer on Marcus Boyd's head. He didn't get halfway through the glass when Marcus picked the man up and launched him through a window. The four lackeys, not quick enough learners to realize this isn't about to get better charged in. Within 45 seconds there were 5 unconscious men, one broken window, two broken barstools, five hundred dollars cash sitting on the table, and the three big men in a taxi on the way home.
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