Oh man, I've definitely gotten into my fair share of sticky situations if you know what I mean but aside from having my body coated in the semen of my hairless Filipino poolboys I also recently got into a tight spot with Connor Tanner who is the villain that tried to destroy the NSFL which would've really sucked because the NSFL is fun and stuff so I'm really glad his mass retirement didn't work and we're still going strong and that's why I'm glad that when Tanner approached me to try to get me to retire I told him NO emphatically and strongly and held that position even when he threatened to blackmail me and ruin my career just like he did to the other players that retired which is really a pretty shitty thing to do if you think about it like what's in it for you, you know?
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