(S6) - Weekend PT 1 - Sticky Situations

[TrueTexican]

Well I'm not one for dwellin' on the past, but I have gotten into quite a few hairy situations to say the least. My last dance with a sticky situation came in the form of the female variety so to speak. I was seeing a girl named Peggy Sue while I was a senior in high school and she had a cousin named Betty Lou who looked almost exactly like Peggy. You'd swear the two of them were twin sisters if you saw them side by side! Well one night after a game, we were celebratin' out near the lake and I pulled up in my Ford truck trying to find Peggy and I reckon I saw her kissing another boy when my headlights shown up. I jumped out of that truck faster than a cat in water and tackled that boy down to the ground and starting punching his lights out. After I heard some screamin' and Peggy hollerin' my name I realized that was Betty Lou makin' out with that boy on the ground and not Peggy. Boy did I feel downright terrible for hurtin' him and I got arrested for assault. Luckily, my poppa was one of the deputies in town and we got him to drop the charges on account of me needing to play for our high school team in the state championship.