Well, I haven't had too many issues off the football field. Probably the worst thing that's happened to me in that sort of situation was when I was accidentally given the other team's playbook in the Texas High School championship. Our opponents mistook me for their backup quarterback, and gave their full offensive playbook to me. I was pretty confused, but just head to our locker room. The coach who gave the playbooks to me seemed to be pretty drunk, so he didn't notice. Needless to say, our defense played pretty darn well against the best scoring offense in all of Texas. It drew a hell of a lot of suspicion, and they almost got me when the backup QB reported that he never got his game playbook. Luckily, security found a fishy guy walking around the entrance shoving something in their jacket pocket, so they caught him instead. By the time they realized they had the wrong guy, I was in college.

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