(S6) - Weekend PT 2 - Locker Room

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Hmmm what happens in the New Orleans Second Line locker room you ask? Unfortunately there is a saying as old as time that "What happens in the locker room, stays in the locker room." The locker room is a sacred place you see, a place where only players are allowed, and the New Orleans head coach respects this tradition religiously. No reporters are allowed, no friends or family of the players, and sometimes not even equipment trainers or other personnel. It's strictly for the players to connect with each other, hang out, bang hookers, strategize, and grow closer together as a team. Yes just good old fashioned manly men hanging out together in their towels in a hot and steam room with nobody else around. That's where you really feel alive and connect with your teammates on an emotional, mental, and especially physical level, and is precisely why nobody else is allowed in the locker room. Like that one time there were a bunch of hookers. Could you imagine if the media found out about that?

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