What people don't know about the Baltimore Hawks locker room is that... things get real wild in there. When they aren't having pokemon battles (Antoine Delacour is allegedly the pokemon champion, but we were unable to corroborate this claim with any of his teammates) or discussing the merits of whiskey bars -- where one is encouraged to sample copious amounts of hard liquor -- they really go hard.
...by that I mean they play dungeons and dragons. I shit you not. Full-on goblin battling, sword and sorcery shit.
Allegedly, they also get together outside the locker room with some deviants and absolute madlads (not Bradley T. though; don't worry Otters management, he's a good guy) from other teams, and have group adventures. I'm not sure if the league plans to take action, but it's perhaps something that should be investigated. We absolutely can't have professional athletes ignoring their families to sit and do nerd shit around tables at each others' houses, while eating snacks and drinking beer. It's an outrage!
...by that I mean they play dungeons and dragons. I shit you not. Full-on goblin battling, sword and sorcery shit.
Allegedly, they also get together outside the locker room with some deviants and absolute madlads (not Bradley T. though; don't worry Otters management, he's a good guy) from other teams, and have group adventures. I'm not sure if the league plans to take action, but it's perhaps something that should be investigated. We absolutely can't have professional athletes ignoring their families to sit and do nerd shit around tables at each others' houses, while eating snacks and drinking beer. It's an outrage!
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