(S6) - Weekend PT 2 - Locker Room

[Roly]

In the Arizona Outlaws locker room there are lots of shenanigans that go on. A lot of the vets in the room are more than comfortable hazing the new guys and making sure that everyone fits in and goes through the same process. Of course, coming in as a rookie last year, my stall was somehow put next to the fellow rookie kicker’s Dean Jackson. This guy is just ridiculous and so easy to prank. Before you knew it I was attempting to pull as many office pranks as I could on him. Put his cleats into jello. Added nickels to his phone case, only to eventually remove them so he’d hit himself in the face. Tried to convince him that I was CIA and recruiting him. Got a burner phone just to text him and make him think his toaster was a smart toaster texting him. You know, classic Jim-Dwight stuff. Him being Dwight obviously. @run_CMC

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