(S6) - Weekend PT 2 - Locker Room

[jparks98]

Let's get this out of the way the Yeti locker room is HOT GARBAGE! I mean some people would say well it better than a non-existent one. And to that, I say you're absolutely wrong. They talk nonstop throughout the day. I mean just talking and talking and talking. Dwayne Aaron always bragging about the Pythons beating Norfolk (They got lucky) Pierno scrolling though Darren Smallwood Instagram commenting on every little detail. Yes, for the last time we know that there was lint on his sweater last night. Boss Tweed always popping up behind me and scaring the shit out of me, asking if I want to race. No, Boss, no I don't. Ishigawa is my locker mate and he's the needle in a swordstack. His locker is filled with his "lucky football gear" that has never been washed and 3 family size bags of kettle chips. Why do you have so many kettle chips?! Nobody likes those things anyway! Micheal Tilman always trying to get one of my hair strands because he "finally figured out how to clone people." DUDE, IM BALD! Antonio Sandoval and Ricardo Sandoval always fighting. Andre Bly Jr. is always borrowing my cleaning products. Stop it! I will buy you some if you desperately need it. I could go way more in-depth because they are so annoying but I'm not getting paid for this.