I re-wrote the first paragraph and a half of Homer's Odyssey to be about my player:
Tell me, O pundit, of that ballin’ safety who covered far and wide after he had strip-sacked the Coyote quarterback of Kansas City. Many stadiums did he visit, and many were the teams with whose players and playbooks he was acquainted; moreover he was blocked much by linemen while trying to recover his own strip sack and bring the ball safely to the endzone; but do what he might he could not recover this fumble, for it bounced through its own sheer rolling into the white line of the out-of-bounds; so the rules prevented him from ever recovering the ball. Tell me, too, about all these plays, O talking head, from whatsoever replays you may see them.
So now all who shed blocks at the line or by receivers had got lined up in their gaps except Harrison, and he, though he was longing to tackle the quarterback and ball, was detained by the lead blocker fullback, who had held him by his jersey and wanted to pancake him.
Tell me, O pundit, of that ballin’ safety who covered far and wide after he had strip-sacked the Coyote quarterback of Kansas City. Many stadiums did he visit, and many were the teams with whose players and playbooks he was acquainted; moreover he was blocked much by linemen while trying to recover his own strip sack and bring the ball safely to the endzone; but do what he might he could not recover this fumble, for it bounced through its own sheer rolling into the white line of the out-of-bounds; so the rules prevented him from ever recovering the ball. Tell me, too, about all these plays, O talking head, from whatsoever replays you may see them.
So now all who shed blocks at the line or by receivers had got lined up in their gaps except Harrison, and he, though he was longing to tackle the quarterback and ball, was detained by the lead blocker fullback, who had held him by his jersey and wanted to pancake him.
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