So after discovering the vast NSFL conspiracy to mass retire the Las Vegas Legion by weaponizing Connor Tanner Blackford Oakes' next step was to investigate this conspiracy fully which he has begun to do since he has a lot of time on his ends considering New Orleans is losing most of their games and he sucks anyway so it's not like he needs to focus in practice or anything so he plays hooky a lot in order to investigate Dermot and get to the bottom of this earth shaking conspiracy and he'll have even more time soon because Week 14 is the last week of the NSFL season and that is soon because we just had predictions for it so that means the season is over soon and New Orleans has been eliminated from the playoffs so he won't be playing in the playoffs and will instead have lots of free time to investigate Dermot to find out exactly when, where, why, how, and who Dermot forced Connor Tanner to blackmail, cajole, and extort ~TOTALLY ACTIVE AND CONTRIBUTING MEMBERS OF THE LEAGUE~ into retiring en masse.
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