In honor of the good boyes taking over the NCAA tournament (UMBC, Loyola, Butler, and Nevada), I've decided to go and rebrand all the NSFL teams with dog-related names. This is going to be interesting.
Yellowknife Woofs
Because puns are easy
Colorado Komondors
I mean just look at it. It looks like a yeti dog. It must sweat so much in the summer.
Baltimore Air Buds
Everyone's favorite flying dog that also happens to play sports
Philadelphia German Shepards
Because I like my irony with a side of ruthless efficiency
Orange County Otterhounds
I'm lazy and googled otter dogs and got this
New Orleans Second Labs
Can you tell I'm getting lazy now
San Jose Wolfpack
Sabercats are ice-age cats. Wolves were also a thing in the ice age. Put one and one together.
Arizona Border Collies
Their logo is a cowboy. Cowboys herd cows. Border Collies herd cows.
151 words
I hope this isn't too shitty lol
Yellowknife Woofs
Because puns are easy
Colorado Komondors
I mean just look at it. It looks like a yeti dog. It must sweat so much in the summer.
Baltimore Air Buds
Everyone's favorite flying dog that also happens to play sports
Philadelphia German Shepards
Because I like my irony with a side of ruthless efficiency
Orange County Otterhounds
I'm lazy and googled otter dogs and got this
New Orleans Second Labs
Can you tell I'm getting lazy now
San Jose Wolfpack
Sabercats are ice-age cats. Wolves were also a thing in the ice age. Put one and one together.
Arizona Border Collies
Their logo is a cowboy. Cowboys herd cows. Border Collies herd cows.
151 words
I hope this isn't too shitty lol
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