(S6) - Ultimus Week

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Written: Robbed: Write about why a team that failed to make the playoffs should have over somebody else. Can be completed at any point

I feel like I have to write this nearly every season at this point, but I am gonna talk about the Baltimore Hawks for this one. It feels like not only Turk Turkleton gets fucked over hard by the sim engine, but his team also gets screwed over. In a scenario which I described 11 games into the season and something that should be on lockdown for us got fuckin ruined by the sim on the last day. A day on which the sim decide, eh fuck the hawks, they lose their important game against the fuckin Wraiths. In the playoff you will never see a team who has home adventage lose, but when it comes down to playing for playoff spots the sim doesnt give a shit. This seems to happen every season, we just lose a game which we shouldnt have lost, but the sim just has to shit on us once in a while rght. You can blame our defense for not showing up, because I heard our offense was working pretty well, but still it's shit that this happens to us. I bet others team get a little bad luck here and there aswell, but for us it just seems like a seasonal thing at this point.

Written: Playoff Review: Write a short review of the playoffs and each of the matchups. Must be completed after the Championship Game

YKW @ PHI

The Wraiths who got lucky to make the playoffs go up against the Liberty. Liberty has home advantage so you know that Philly is going to win here, but you always hope for an upset in these kind of games. It was never really close, Philly had the lead at all times and never let it go really, sure the Wraiths scored a point here and there, but Philly was always there to answer.

SJS @ OCO

Well fuck, I was really rooting for the Saberkitties to win the cup in their first playoff apperance, but the sim decided to fuck em over big time and give OCO the standings win. So the saberkitties travel to Orange County to lose the conference finals. A really close game, which the otters got to lead very early on, but the kitties made a great comeback and tied it up 29-29 late in the fourth, then the fuckin best fuckin player ever kicked in a fucking field goal with like 30 seconds to go and OCO won. Suprise

PHI @ OCO

Sorry philly, the Otters play at home. No cup for you this year, thanks for playing and try to get home field advantage next year.

Written: Going to Disneyland!:Who was the Ultimus MVP? Give us a rundown of their celebratory trip to Disneyland. (Can be completed after the Ultimus game)

Mike Boss gets to go to fucking Disneyland, wooptie fucking doo. So he gets to fly all the way from Cali to Flori and goes to the most magical place on earth and you`ll never guess who he gets to fucking meet when he got there. All his favorite charachters from all his favorite disney movies, charchters like, the little mermaid, Donald Duck, Goofy, Princess Jasmine, Buzz Lightyears, Thumper from the bambi movies, Huey, Dewey, but not louie, because his actor had the flu and stayed at home sick and they couldnt find someone to replace the actor, Captain Hook, Mad Hatter, Queen of Hearts, Darth Vader, Luke Skywalker, Toulouse Mister Smee, Dopey, Doc, Sleepy, Sneezy, Bashful, Happy, Grumpy, Evil Queen, Gus Gus, Fairy Godmother, Pinocchio from the 1940 film named Pinocchio, Honest John and also Gideon, Queen Elinor, Flynn Rider, Baloo, Simba, Robin Hood, Sherrif of Nottingham, Pongo, Winnie the Pooh, Kanga & Roo, Li Shang, Belle and the Beast, Timothy Q Mouse, Esmeralda, Lilo and Stitch and even Zazu from the Lion King movies. It was truely a wonderful day for Mike Boss and his whole family who he had brought along with him on this magical journey. Mike Boss sure hopes he can become MVP next year again so he can go again.

GFX: Conference Final MVP Sig: Make a sig for a player of your choice who you felt was the MVP of a Conference Final matchup. Must be completed after the Conference Finals