(S6) - Ultimus Week

[Beaver]

Robbed: Write about why a team that failed to make the playoffs should have over somebody else. Can be completed at any point

Oh boy you already know who was fucking robbed and it was the New Orleans Second Line who have an absolutely stellar roster and it's an actual crime and not like a shitty misdemeanor like a straight up felony like the FBI is gonna all up in here investigating because New Orleans was robbed of a playoff spot honestly it's baffling to me because I ran 420 test sims of this season and every single time the Second Line won the Ultimus so to not even make the playoffs is probably the biggest upset in the history of sports move over Leicester move over Miracle on Ice move over UMBC move over FGCU because there's a new big daddy all-time upset leader in the Orange County Otters who somehow someway snuck into the playoffs and sent the New Orleans Second Line who were massive favorites home this is a crushing blow to New Orleans no doubt but we will be back better than ever next season ready to reclaim our rightful place in the playoffs with big dog Maximillian Borkus III leading our high octane offense with some help from Ardie Savea and our absolutely bone crunching defense locking down all who dare oppose us plus the benefit of having learned our lesson from overlooking inferior opponents this season we should make the playoffs pretty easily next year.

Code:

228 words

Playoff Matchups: Make a graphic displaying the matchups in the first round of the playoffs. Can be completed at any point

Conference Final MVP Sig: Make a sig for a player of your choice who you felt was the MVP of a Conference Final matchup. Must be completed after the Conference Finals

That Magic Moment: Show one of the most exciting points in a game. (Must be completed after the game you write about )